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Barney Gumble, the perpetually drunk and irresponsible neighbor of the Simpsons, embodies Dr. Trombus's love for alcohol and his tendency to make questionable decisions. Barney's constant pursuit of a good time, often leading to embarrassing situations and hangovers, mirrors Dr. Trombus's self-proclaimed "Phd in bad decisions" and his frequent mentions of drinking and partying. 'Drank 8 vodka sodas last night and now I’m hungover in the office. Who could’ve seen this coming? Why has god forsaken me like this?'

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Dr. Trombus, a self-proclaimed expert in bad decisions, is a lover of all things 80's Joel, picklebacks, and questionable life choices. He's a proud Midwest burner and a connoisseur of fine beverages, especially those enjoyed at work. Follow for a daily dose of chaos, questionable opinions, and occasional glimpses of his questionable fashion choices.– @degen_in_chief

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Dr. Trombus's cunning, ambition, and disregard for rules align with the traits of Slytherin. He's not afraid to bend the rules, as seen in his actions like stealing from his parents or driving drunk. He's also ambitious, as seen in his desire to "make it look like I give a shit about this job" and his goal to "make myself feel like a fucking king." His disregard for others' feelings, as seen in his comments about homeless people and his coworkers, also aligns with the Slytherin house's tendency towards ruthlessness and self-interest. 'If we all collectively stopped giving money to homeless people, I wouldn’t have to shoo them away from my car.'

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This classic rock anthem, known for its rebellious spirit and celebration of Southern culture, resonates with Dr. Trombus's self-proclaimed "Midwest burner" identity and his love for classic rock music. The song's lyrics about defying expectations and living life on one's own terms align with Dr. Trombus's disregard for societal norms and his embrace of a 'degen' lifestyle. 'This is what started my crusade against the libs. They just couldn’t stand the fact that I was streaming this song and chugging cold ones with other distinguished gentlemen.'

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