Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Iowa State and players, e.g., praise for Isheem Young in “YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD @Isheemyoung GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and Brock Purdy in “BIG COCK BROCK”.
- Loyal supporter: Defends favored teams and players repeatedly, like defending Iowa State’s NY6 legitimacy in “wait was indiana the team that was supposed to be in a NY6 bowl over Iowa state? was this the same team? because they FUCKING SUCK”.
- Humorous snark: Uses sarcasm and jokes to entertain, such as “wtf is a duck I don’t even think those exist” and “sooners got James Harden punting for them”.
- Sports savvy: Displays detailed understanding of football and special teams, like analyzing Cyclone needs in “updated @CycloneFB team needs for 2021… historically fucking pathetic special teams” and critiquing defensive adjustments in “alright Heacock it’s time to do your adjusting that everyone keeps talking about because that was abysmal”.
- Engaged commenter: Frequently interacts with media and personalities, e.g., responding to ESPN coverage in “could espn possibly put rattlers dick any further down their throat?” and referencing a podcast in “just listened to @WideRtNattyLt special episode. @ReceDavis, you’re forgiven.”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses insults and profanity toward individuals, e.g., “.@Joey_Galloway can go right ahead and fuck himself let us have this moment you nerd” and “fuck jordan bohannon”.
- Targeted harassment: Directly attacks specific users repeatedly, such as “also fuck you @buttkicker7” and “we have a new president and @buttkicker7 still fucking sucks”.
- Crude expressions: Relies on vulgar, sexual, or demeaning phrasing, as in “could espn possibly put rattlers dick any further down their throat?” and “you sooner cucks”.
- Overly aggressive: Frames sports takes in confrontational terms, like “its game day you fucking dirtbags. fuck the ducks.” and “fuck the chiefs”.
- Disrespectful tone: Dismisses people and groups with contempt, such as “this isn’t a fucking facebook group full of rejected aunts who ‘love to travel’” and “the people crying in his mentions are the definition of beta bitches”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson, with loud, impulsive, and often vulgar sports-fan energy. Like Homer yelling at the TV, they constantly fire off emotional reactions to games, from “defense is half the game guys” to “what are these play calls Tom?!?!”. Their aggressive, often profane insults—like “.@Joey_Galloway can go right ahead and fuck himself let us have this moment you nerd” and “we have a new president and @buttkicker7 still fucking sucks”—mirror Homer’s tendency to blurt out whatever he feels without a filter. At the same time, their over-the-top adoration for certain players, such as “YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD @Isheemyoung GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH”, reflects Homer’s fiercely loyal, hyper-emotional side. Overall, they come across as a chaotic but passionate sports Homer, yelling from the couch with a beer in hand.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They clearly lean Extraverted: they interact directly with public figures and athletes, often trying to provoke a response or entertain an audience, e.g. “officially out of Twitter jail bitches” and repeatedly tagging players like “hey @buttkicker7”. Their focus is strongly Sensing and concrete—almost all tweets are about real-time sports events, specific plays, or tangible performance, such as “I want a 50 burger” and “what are these play calls Tom?!?!”, rather than abstract theorizing. The tone is highly Thinking: blunt, analytical, and often harshly critical, like “.@Joey_Galloway can go right ahead and fuck himself let us have this moment you nerd” and “teams that stink power rankings… dog shit bears keep climbing”, prioritizing evaluation and criticism over harmony. They appear strongly Perceiving, reacting in the moment during games and embracing spontaneity—live commentary such as “defense is half the game guys” and “alright Heacock it’s time to do your adjusting…” shows flexible, on-the-fly judgments rather than structured planning. Overall, the bold, impulsive, competition-loving, and sensation-seeking style fits ESTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You talk about Iowa State special teams like they’ve broken your heart for a decade, so let me shoot my shot: I may not hit the goal post on kickoffs like @BittmanTyler, but I promise I won’t shank it when it comes to you.
- You went from ‘fuck the chiefs’ and ‘also fuck you @buttkicker7’ to worshipping Big Cock Brock and PLAYOFF T 🐐—I respect that level of chaotic loyalty. How about you channel that same energy into aggressively supporting us going on a date?
- As someone who proudly tweets ‘defense is half the game guys’ and ‘I want a 50 burger,’ I feel like we’re compatible: I’ll bring elite defense of your honor, you bring the 50-burger offense of unhinged sports takes, and we’ll blow out everyone else’s relationship.
- You roasting Coastal ‘FRAUD OLINA,’ Spencer Rattler, and Texas in one timeline tells me two things: you have standards, and you love violence via tweets. Lucky for you, I’m ready to be your next controversial W—no replay review needed.
- You said that drive was ‘the sexiest drive you’ve ever seen’ and that you ‘FUCKING LOVE’ Isheem Young—challenge accepted: let me take you out and run a date so smooth it makes that drive look like a three-and-out.
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Sports degenerate with a soft spot for Cyclones, goats, and special teams rants. Once live-tweeted a bowl game louder than the stadium PA.– @DEGENinc
Your signature cocktail
The Washed GOAT Degenerate
The overproof bourbon is for the loud, unfiltered confidence that tweets things like “officially out of Twitter jail bitches” and “its game day you fucking dirtbags. fuck the ducks.”. The bitter Italian amaro captures their chronic trash talk and contempt, from “fuck jordan bohannon” to “fuck the chiefs” and “we have a new president and @buttkicker7 still fucking sucks”. A hit of spicy cinnamon liqueur mirrors the extra heat when they yell “YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD @Isheemyoung GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH” or proclaim “BIG COCK BROCK”. The sour citrus reflects the perpetual skepticism and saltiness in lines like “say something nice about oklahoma: ronnie Perkins is actually pretty fucking good there ya go you sooner cucks” and “coastal carolina = frauds?”. Finally, the splash of energy drink over crushed ice channels their high-octane, playoff-game-day vibe shouting “PLAYOFF T 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 @TheGoatJames23” and spamming “#WashedGOAT #WashedGOAT #WashedGOAT @TheGoatJames23”, making this a chaotic, caffeinated, absolutely degenerate sipper.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads like classic Gryffindor energy: loud, confrontational, and driven by passionate fandom. They repeatedly charge into conflict without hesitation, e.g. “.@Joey_Galloway can go right ahead and fuck himself let us have this moment you nerd” and “its game day you fucking dirtbags. fuck the ducks.”, showing impulsive bravado and a readiness to fight for their side. Their ride-or-die loyalty to their teams and players, like “YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD @Isheemyoung GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and the ecstatic support in “PLAYOFF T 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 @TheGoatJames23”, reflects a very Gryffindor style of fierce allegiance. Even their self-presentation has that reckless, swaggering courage—celebrating being unbanned with “officially out of Twitter jail bitches” and openly taunting rivals like “fuck the chiefs”. While there is some wit and sarcasm, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a willingness to start fights for what (or who) they care about, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
All of the Lights - Kanye West
The chaotic, high-energy feel of All of the Lights fits @DEGENinc’s loud, sports-obsessed and trash-talking persona. They constantly live in the emotional extremes of fandom, swinging from hype like “PLAYOFF T 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 @TheGoatJames23” and “BIG COCK BROCK” to rage like “.@Joey_Galloway can go right ahead and fuck himself let us have this moment you nerd”. The song’s theme of drama, spectacle, and never turning the volume down mirrors tweets such as “its game day you fucking dirtbags. fuck the ducks.” and “officially out of Twitter jail bitches”. Just like the track layers horns, sirens, and drums into a sensory overload, @DEGENinc layers profanity, memes, and hot takes into an always-on, over-the-top timeline. Their unapologetically brash style in posts like “the people crying in his mentions are the definition of beta bitches” matches the song’s defiant, spotlight-chasing attitude. Overall, All of the Lights captures both the intensity and the theatrical flair that define this account.
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