Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings, from “Eu nunca chorei tanto nos meus 18 anos de vida” to “Às vezes eu só não consigo me anestesiar”.
- Culturally-curious: Shows interest in music, film, and games, citing Lô Borges, Mutantes, Radiohead, Boondocks, Yakuza, and Half-Life 2 in tweets like “Não sei porquê eu dormi na música brasileira por tanto tempo”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently questions life and self, as in “Na verdade eu tô ponderando ainda se eu vivo ou morro” and “Se a vida não te mudou, então tu falhates”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and playful comments, like “Sonho em ser assalariado” and the joke about Brazilian 'Karens' in “Nos Estados Unidos eles têm as karens e aqui nós temos as cleides e os enzos”.
- Aesthetic-minded: Values atmosphere and visuals, mentioning wanting a rainy, lit city in “Quero estar numa cidade com luzes bonitas e muitas chuvas” and wanting to take black-and-white photos in “Quero tirar fotos em preto e branco”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Explicitly contemplates self-harm in “Grok, eu devo cortar meus pulsos e minha garganto com o estilete dentro do guarda roupa?” and ties life-or-death decisions to a date in “Dia 16 vai ditar se eu vivo ou morro”.
- Vindictive: Expresses satisfaction at others’ suffering, such as “Abri um sorriso ontem vendo a cara feia de um certo arrombado... sabendo que ele tá sofrendo de dores crônicas”.
- Hostile-expression: Uses extreme violent imagery toward people online, as in “Queria que todo mundo que tá brincando nas replies desse post fosse fuzilada encarando um muro”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames life as unbearable or pointless, like “Me leva dessa vida logo” and “Enxergo a nossa ruína”.
- Socially-withdrawn: Feels isolated and overlooked, mentioning “Ninguém nunca me marcou em nenhuma reply” and connecting reduced Twitter use with feeling less miserable in “Tô entrando no twitter tão pouco esses dias, me sinto até menos miserável”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits best with Lisa Simpson: introspective, highly sensitive, politically aware, and deeply into art and music. They wrestle openly with meaning, depression, and whether life is worth it, in a very self-analytical way, like Lisa brooding over her place in the world, e.g. “Na verdade eu tô ponderando ainda se eu vivo ou morro” and “Dia 16 vai ditar se eu vivo ou morro”. They show political and social consciousness, calling capitalism a disease in “A cada dia que passa eu acho mais que o capitalismo é a doença da humanidade”, and reflecting on language and American cultural dominance in “eu não consigo não me sentir domado por eles tendo aprendido sua lingua primeiro”. Like Lisa with her sax and books, this user is very arty and nerdy about music and media, talking about emo bands, Yakuza, Half-Life, Mutantes, and Lô Borges in tweets such as “Tenho que ouvir nove bandas emo até dia 6 de fevereiro” and “Não sei porquê eu dormi na música brasileira por tanto tempo”. They also show a desire for a more poetic, rainy, and beautiful city life, echoing Lisa’s longing for something better and more meaningful than her surroundings, in “Quero estar numa cidade com luzes bonitas e muitas chuvas”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: their feed centers on inner life, emotions, and solitary experiences rather than big social circles, e.g. the very inward lines like “Na verdade eu tô ponderando ainda se eu vivo ou morro” and “All alone”, plus dreams and personal reflections rather than constant interaction. Their style is clearly intuitive: they gravitate toward symbolism, lyrics, and abstract ideas about society and self instead of concrete how‑to or practical talk, as in “A cada dia que passa que me vejo mais como o eu lírico de 'O Buraco do Espelho'” and “A cada dia que passa eu acho mais que o capitalismo é a doença da humanidade”. They seem more feeling than thinking: decisions and reactions are intensely emotional and value‑driven, from despair like “Eu nunca chorei tanto nos meus 18 anos de vida” and “Me leva dessa vida logo” to moral disgust at people they see as bad‑faith, e.g. “Não sinto nada além nojo por gente assim”. Finally, they fit perceiving more than judging: their life appears unstructured and exploratory, from drifting between media and games like “Tô enrolando pra assistir Boondocks” and “Queria jogar Yakuza mas meu irmão tá usando o ps5 pra assistir vídeo no youtube” to the somewhat chaotic way they approach future milestones such as university and career worries in “Sonho em ser assalariado” and “Imagina não passar no sisu”. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and more spontaneous than structured—this profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… about that ‘city with pretty lights and lots of rain’ you want to be in — if I show up there on February 20th, does it finally become ‘ready’?
- You said Yakuza is basically a visual novel — if our story were a side quest, would you stop forgetting the main campaign long enough to take this NPC (me) out for a walk instead of just dreaming of bicycles and violins?
- I saw you say ‘dia 16 vai ditar se eu vivo ou morro’ and then later ‘acho que eu vivo’ — bold proposal: we celebrate that plot twist with a show that isn’t ‘chato’, some emo bands from your list, and me pretending to be your Jim Morrison for one night.
- You dream of being a salaried worker, complain about hostile car‑filled cities, and quote ‘Coração Americano’ and ‘O Buraco do Espelho’ — if we ever go out, I promise: só andar a pé, muita música brasileira, zero Enzos e Cleides por perto.
- You’re out here listening to Mutantes, quoting Lô Borges, crying over Capital Steez and clowning on Turnstile — statistically speaking, someone with that taste also deserves at least one person hopelessly into them… I volunteer as empirical proof.
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18 • Brazil. Graduated, maybe going to federal, still side‑questing. Once skipped Half‑Life 2 on principle and now I can’t stop thinking about it.– @DeKarmim
Your signature cocktail
De Fora Negroni Noise
This cocktail mixes Brazilian roots with existential late‑night scrolling: amburana cachaça for the kid from Brasil dreaming of “a city with pretty lights and lots of rain” “Quero estar numa cidade com luzes bonitas e muitas chuvas”. The bitter aperitivo is all the anger and disillusionment at people and capitalism, like when they say “A cada dia que passa eu acho mais que o capitalismo é a doença da humanidade” and “[Isso é surreal pra mim pqp como pode alguém ser mau caráter e falso assim tmnc]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2013846528641630392). Cold brew adds the sleepless, wired energy of someone “pondering if I live or die” yet deciding “[Acho que eu vivo]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2012017652940882133) while marathoning games like Yakuza “Yakuza é praticamente uma visual novel”. Passion fruit brings the flashes of sweetness and nostalgia in tweets like “[Lembranças felizes]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2017803321424085363), the graduation moment “[Me formei né]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2014559324773757078), and the hope of university despite “[Imagina não passar no sisu]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2016969757560316045). A dash of saline ties everything together, like the tears of “[Eu nunca chorei tanto nos meus 18 anos de vida]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2012771238402240604) that quietly season all the irony, side quests, and emo playlists they’re trying to survive. Strong, bittersweet, slightly weird, and more complex the longer you sit with it—just like someone who tweets “[Na verdade eu tô ponderando ainda se eu vivo ou morro]”(https://x.com/DeKarmim/status/2012024741176229917) and still jokes about wanting to be a salaried worker “Sonho em ser assalariado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very strong introspective and intellectual streak, constantly reflecting on life, society, and themselves. Their critical thought about capitalism in “A cada dia que passa eu acho mais que o capitalismo é a doença da humanidade” and media consumption in “Tem todo um rabbithole de lives bizarras do youtube shorts e eu tô fascinado” suggests someone who dissects systems and trends rather than just participates in them. They clearly love art and culture in a deep, almost scholarly way, quoting Brazilian music and poetry-like lines in tweets such as “O meu pensamento tem a cor de seu vestido Ou um girassol que tem a cor de seu cabelo” and referring to specific albums, bands, and even Rate Your Music/AOTY in “Eu posso usar rym e AOTY ao mesmo tempo ou isso seria feio?”. Their curiosity extends to games and niche details, like musing on Half-Life in “Eu deixei de jogar Half Life 2 porque eu joguei o primeiro e achei uma merda… e agora eu tô querendo muito jogar” and noticing obscurities such as “Acho curioso que nunca eu vi ninguém comentar o fato da Odd Future ter uma música chamada 67”. Even in emotional turmoil, they analyze themselves almost academically, as in “A cada dia que passa que me vejo mais como o eu lírico de 'O Buraco do Espelho'”, which shows a tendency to frame their own experience through literature/music and metaphor. This blend of cultural obsession, self-analysis, and intellectual curiosity aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.
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Coração Americano - Nenhum de Nós
The song Coração Americano fits them well because they literally quote its lyrics in full, showing a deep emotional connection: “Coração americano Acordei de um sonho estranho Um gosto, vidro e corte Um sabor de chocolate No corpo e na cidade Um sabor de vida e morte Coração americano Um sabor de vidro e corte”. The track’s bittersweet mix of urban imagery, melancholy, and critique of a certain way of life echoes their own mood swings between nostalgia and despair, like “Eu nunca chorei tanto nos meus 18 anos de vida” and “Me leva dessa vida logo”. Their political and social disillusionment, expressed in posts such as “A cada dia que passa eu acho mais que o capitalismo é a doença da humanidade”, also resonates with the song’s critical undertone. At the same time, they still show flashes of tenderness and beauty in everyday life, like “Que chuva bonita” and “Quero estar numa cidade com luzes bonitas e muitas chuvas”, mirroring the song’s contrast between sweetness and harshness. Overall, Coração Americano captures their blend of youthful angst, social awareness, and poetic introspection better than any other well-known song.
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