delaythechorus
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark Humor: Their sarcastic takes on life, like 'elon musk gives a heil hitler on stage and my parents say he was “doing the dab”,' show a sharp and witty sense of humor.
- Creative: Their participation in #filmtwt and their lament about AI impacting writing ('and i thought being a freelance writer was a considerably good career') highlight their artistic inclinations.
- Politically Engaged: They frequently discuss political issues, such as critiquing the Israeli Defense Force ('freedom of speech mfs when someone mentions the one of the thousands of dead children').
- Resilient: Despite struggles with mental health ('i hate having to keep up my life i wish i could just lie on the floor and shrivel to death'), they continue to express themselves and engage with the world.
- Self-Aware: They openly acknowledge their flaws and challenges, such as their struggles with body image ('i want to eat but then i’ll have to cut it all off from the neck down').
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Their tweets often reflect a harsh view of themselves, such as 'i can’t get over how god damn ugly i am.'
- Impulsive: They consider impulsive actions like texting their ex through unconventional means ('on the verge of my texting my ex’s old weezer meme account').
- Cynical: Their outlook on life is often bleak, as seen in 'god i have no future why don’t i just K Hole to God.'
- Overwhelmed: They express feelings of being overwhelmed by life, such as 'i’m legit failing all my classes and nothings going to happen for me without me.'
- Emotionally Volatile: Their mood swings are evident in tweets like '>thinks about repressing >gets so happy and then sad then happy then sad then passes out.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
J resembles Lisa Simpson in their mix of intelligence, emotional depth, and political engagement. Like Lisa, J critiques societal issues ('freedom of speech mfs when someone mentions the one of the thousands of dead children caused by the Israeli Defense Force') and navigates complex family dynamics ('just came out that i have gender dysphoria to my parents and they go “why are you turning your number one supporters into your biggest enemies???”'). Both share a mix of idealism and cynicism, striving for change while grappling with personal struggles.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
J embodies the INFP personality type: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Their introspection and emotional depth are evident in tweets like 'i hate having to keep up my life i wish i could just lie on the floor and shrivel to death.' Their intuitive and idealistic nature shines in their political engagement ('freedom of speech mfs when someone mentions the one of the thousands of dead children'). Their feeling-oriented decisions, such as grappling with gender dysphoria ('just came out that i have gender dysphoria to my parents'), highlight their emotional sensitivity. Finally, their perceiving trait is reflected in their impulsive and creative actions ('on the verge of my texting my ex’s old weezer meme account').
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Bitcoin? Because I’d invest all my feelings in you, even if it drops to $17.
- Are you a junk enthusiast? Because I think you just found my heart in the trash.
- Your tweets are like a film class taught by Nostalgia Critic—chaotic, brilliant, and worth every penny.
- Are you popcorn? Because I can’t stop thinking about you, even when I’m trying to cut back.
- Are you a Peter Griffin reel? Because you’ve got me feeling awkward in the best way possible.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | She/They | Junk enthusiast & dirtbag aesthetic | Film, chaos, and existential dread | Politically outspoken, left-handed & left-leaning | Once lost $3 in Bitcoin for fun.– @delaythechorus
Your signature cocktail
The Chaos Mule
The 'Chaos Mule' reflects J’s blend of sharp wit, introspection, and chaotic energy. Vodka represents their raw honesty, while ginger beer adds a spicy kick, echoing their sardonic humor ('elon musk gives a heil hitler on stage and my parents say he was “doing the dab”). Charcoal powder symbolizes their darker, self-critical side ('i hate having to keep up my life i wish i could just lie on the floor and shrivel to death'), while edible glitter adds a touch of their quirky charm ('what did i just find').
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
J fits Slytherin's traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a tendency toward self-preservation, albeit with a chaotic edge. Their sarcastic take on life ('elon musk gives a heil hitler on stage and my parents say he was “doing the dab”') reflects a sharp, critical mind. Their impulsive and dramatic actions, such as considering texting their ex's old Weezer meme account, show a cunning and resourceful approach to emotional situations. While their struggles with self-worth ('i can’t get over how god damn ugly i am') might seem at odds with Slytherin confidence, their resilience and ability to navigate complex social and personal challenges align with the house's core values.
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Creep - Radiohead
Radiohead's 'Creep' encapsulates J's feelings of alienation and self-doubt ('i can’t get over how god damn ugly i am'). The song’s melancholic tone and introspective lyrics mirror their emotional depth and struggles with identity ('not even on estrogen but still gonna kill myself'). Its raw vulnerability makes it a fitting anthem for their experiences.
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