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Cris shares the rebellious, sarcastic spirit of Patty and Selma. Her hospital adventures, like forming a 'gangue de idosas fumantes,' mirror their unapologetic smoking habit and disdain for authority. Her tweet 'CONFISCARAM MEU CIGARRO VAI SE FUDERRR' resonates with their defiant attitude. Like the sisters, Cris blends humor and cynicism, as seen in 'quero todos meus mutuais na frente do hospital de coruripe protestando pela minha chapinha e minha maquiagem.'

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Cris's tweets reflect the traits of an ENFP: energetic, creative, and emotionally expressive. Her chaotic humor ('CONFISCARAM MEU CIGARRO VAI SE FUDERRR') shows her lively personality. Her deep literary passion ('eu sou OBCECADA por Elena Ferrante') highlights her creativity. Her emotional vulnerability ('eu so queria morrer nesse momento') aligns with ENFPs' tendency to feel deeply. Her ability to connect with others, like forming a 'gangue de idosas fumantes,' showcases her social, empathetic nature.

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Witty chaos enthusiast | Hospital chronicles & gang leader of smoking grannies | Literary geek obsessed with Elena Ferrante | Virgem, datilografa, and Coca-Cola aficionada | Tweets fueled by sarcasm, rebellion, and existential musings.– @deleuzecitou

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The 'Hospital Rebellion' captures Cris's chaotic yet refreshing personality. Vodka reflects her bold, rebellious streak ('hospital comandado por satanas e baphomet'), while Red Bull symbolizes her energetic humor ('CONFISCARAM MEU CIGARRO VAI SE FUDERRR'). Lime and mint add a zesty twist, mirroring her wit and literary passion ('eu sou OBCECADA por Elena Ferrante'). Bitters represent her raw vulnerability ('eu so queria morrer nesse momento'). It's a cocktail of chaos and charisma.

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Cris fits Slytherin's cunning, ambition, and rebellious traits. Her ability to form a 'gangue de idosas fumantes' in the hospital reflects resourcefulness and leadership. Her disdain for mediocrity ('o que vcs gostam: mediocre, raso e sem conteudo') aligns with Slytherin's high standards. Her fiery confidence ('foda que de fato eu sou linda de toda forma') and defiance ('hospital comandado por satanas e baphomet') showcase her bold, unapologetic nature. She embodies the house's complexity and drive.

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Cris's tweet 'queria uma musica da lana sobre transar numa maca do hospital' makes 'Born to Die' a fitting choice. The song's melancholic yet rebellious tone matches her hospital chronicles ('dia 108403 no hospital') and existential musings ('eu so queria morrer nesse momento'). Lana's introspective lyrics resonate with Cris's literary passion ('eu sou OBCECADA por Elena Ferrante') and chaotic energy ('CONFISCARAM MEU CIGARRO VAI SE FUDERRR').

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