Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent love for Liam/Oasis, e.g. “crying because i love oasis and liam and noel and everything around them so much…” and constant engagement with his tweets.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares feelings about stress and comfort, like “i was hard crying in my room because everything feels so difficult lately but liam making his silly jokes makes my day…”.
- Humorous witty: Uses sharp humor and memes, e.g. “oasis llegaba a ganar un grammy y liam se subia al escenario y se metia el premio en el ojete…” and “this place is so boriiiiiiinnnngggggg without liam bye im leaving”.
- Community-oriented: Interacts warmly with oomfs and tags friends, as in “five things i like + oomfs to do this ♡” and defends fellow fans from entitlement in “liam doesnt owe you anything…”.
- Self-aware: Frequently jokes about her own behavior and flaws, e.g. “increíble que yo tenga 20 años porque soy bastante imbecil” and “tengo esquizofrenia” as a tongue‑in‑cheek comment on her parasocial attachment.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Tweets very explicit sexual comments about celebrities, like “cant watch the hindu times video without wanking” and “STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO I CANT WANK EVERYTIME I SEE IT”.
- Parasocial attachment: Strong dependence on Liam for mood and validation, seen in “sometimes i normalize too much the fact that i get to talk with the real LIAM GALLAGHER here almost everyday…” and threats like “if i never get to meet liam in person im gonna kms”.
- Self-deprecating: Often puts herself down, e.g. “soy bastante imbecil” and calling herself “greedy mf” for wanting more replies in “im missing liam in my replies :( at the end of the day im just a greedy mf”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between euphoria and despair, like “going to sleep feeling like shit…” contrasted with intense highs about Liam or Harry in “la felicidad que me causa harry… nadie me hace tan feliz como el”.
- Aggressive language: Uses hostile or harsh phrasing toward others, e.g. “andste a la concha de tu hermana harry…” and reacting to Elon with “im gonna get your ass 3l0n ****”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a little obscene, and full of obsessive fandom energy. They’re constantly making outrageous, horny jokes with zero filter, like when they say “STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO I CANT WANK EVERYTIME I SEE IT” and “ahhhhh como esta el domingo para dejarse hacer la cola por liam gallagher”. Their tone is irreverent and trollish but ultimately affectionate, especially in over-the-top devotion to idols, as in “i imagine it must be hard for liam to be the sweetest, most incredible, beautiful, kind, humble, amazing, loving, intelligent, heavenly, spiritual, legendary, biblical, spiritual, prophetic rock and roll star in the world”. Like Bart, they also show flashes of vulnerability and self-awareness beneath the jokes, seen in tweets such as “i was hard crying in my room because everything feels so difficult lately but liam making his silly jokes makes my day everytime” and “increíble que yo tenga 20 años porque soy bastante imbecil”. The mix of mischief, drama, loyalty to their heroes, and emotional honesty fits Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly expressive, energized by interaction, and very outward-focused, which fits Extraversion: they openly drunk-tweet at Liam and the timeline (“my favourite thing to do while being drunk is drunktweeting liam @liamgallagher hi liam im drunk and i love you and i think you are really really pretty mwah”) and relish the rush of social attention (“the feeling you get when the 'liam gallagher has replied to you' appears and with that the +100 notifs is better than crack actually”). Their focus is less on practical details and more on imaginative scenarios and interpretations, suggesting Intuition: fantasizing about Oasis reunions and invented scenes (“oasis llegaba a ganar un grammy y liam se subia al escenario y se metia el premio en el ojete... y les prohibian la entrada a estados unidos para siempre”) and spinning emotional narratives around tiny bits of info (“so liam was tweeting later than usual today and yesterday because he was talking to noel... i have never been happier to be the 2nd option in my life”). They clearly lead with Feeling over Thinking: they center emotions and personal values, like intense devotion and empathy for Liam (“i was hard crying in my room because everything feels so difficult lately but liam making his silly jokes makes my day everytime i fucking love that man”) and strong reactions to perceived unfairness or hate (“i genuinely dont understand why are so many people hating on liam lately...”). Their lifestyle and tone appear spontaneous, flexible, and unstructured, typical of Perceiving: they joke about being a bit foolish and immature (“increíble que yo tenga 20 años porque soy bastante imbecil tipo soy el opuesto al sos muy madura para tu edad”), rely heavily on in-the-moment impulses like drunk tweeting or sexual jokes (“STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO I CANT WANK EVERYTIME I SEE IT”), and admit to choosing ‘peace’ instead of stirring up old drama (“tengo un tuit en borradores que quiero largar pero al mismo tiempo todo el quilombo ya se calmo asi que voy a elegir la paz.”). Altogether, a highly emotional, imaginative, attention-embracing, and spontaneous online persona best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘just wanted to be one of the Oasis dudes’ — how about we compromise and you be my favourite Gallagher girl while we scream Wonderwall off-key together?
- If Liam really is ‘a 53-year-old grandpa who makes 67 jokes’, then I guess I’m the 68th joke, because I’ve clearly fallen for the same chaotic, drunktweeting energy you use when you @ him.
- You work out to One Direction and Lana, cry over Oasis, and would get a job just for ‘Oasis 2027’ — statistically speaking, I think the next unhinged decision should be giving me a chance.
- You said Liam set the bar so high for the fan–idol relationship that every other famous person seems terrible… luckily I’m not famous, so I’m fully available to zoom your pictures with my glasses on and hype you like he would.
- You once said if you never get to meet Liam in person you’re gonna kms — alternative plan: we meet instead, talk shit about Harry’s Blur era, teach Liam how to shake his ass at the Super Bowl, and you stay alive just to make it everyone’s problem when we become insufferably cute.
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20 • Argentinian Liam Gallagher scholar. Once cried over an Oasis setlist and called it professional research.– @delreymaybe
Your signature cocktail
The DidduMartini (Liam-on the Rocks)
This cocktail starts with fernet and cola, a chaotic Argentinian classic that mirrors their loud, funny porteño energy and tweets like “INCREIBLE EL SHOW DE MEDIO TIEMPO DEL CONEJO MALO Y LOS ESTADOUNIDENSES QUE LA SIGAN MAMANDO”. A shot of overproof rum represents the unhinged, horny caps-lock stan side that says things like “STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO I CANT WANK EVERYTIME I SEE IT” and “ahhhhh como esta el domingo para dejarse hacer la cola por liam gallagher”. The passionfruit juice is their soft, worshipping love for Liam and Oasis, as seen in “i imagine it must be hard for liam to be the sweetest, most incredible, beautiful, kind, humble, amazing... rock and roll star in the world” and “crying because i love oasis and liam and noel and everything around them so much”. A dash of saline nods to their moments of feeling like shit and overwhelmed, balanced by how Liam’s jokes cheer them up, like “i was hard crying in my room because everything feels so difficult lately but liam making his silly jokes makes my day everytime”. Finally, the lime peel and tiny paper bird garnish is for their playful delusions and in-jokes about Liam’s bird-watching and their parasocial friendship, captured in “ya hablamos como amigos (tengo esquizofrenia)” and “yesterday city won and liam didnt show up so maybe he is not lying about not being interested in football anymore and being into bird watching”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their defining traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to act and speak impulsively in public — all very Gryffindor. They wear their feelings loudly on their sleeve, whether it’s obsessively declaring love for Liam Gallagher and Oasis (“crying because i love oasis and liam and noel and everything around them so much and if im not seeing them live again i might kill myself and make it everyone's problem”) or dramatically threatening self‑destructive reactions if they never meet him (“if i never get to meet liam in person im gonna kms”). They also show a readiness to confront people and issues head‑on, like calling out xenophobia in their mentions (“loads of people being racist and xenophobic asf in my mentions lmao”) and mocking those who excuse rude celebrities by contrast with Liam’s kindness (“despues te quieren hacer creer que esta bien que te miren con cara de asco si les decis hola... te amo para siempre liam”). Their humor is reckless and often sexual or provocative (“STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO I CANT WANK EVERYTIME I SEE IT”, “lamentablemente toda mi creatividad para responderle a liam se me fue en noviembre ahora solo le pido que me meta un dedo digo como estas”), suggesting a fearless disregard for decorum more than calculating Slytherin subtlety. Underneath that, there is strong loyalty and devotion to their idols and friends (“five things i like + oomfs to do this ♡ 1. liam gallagher…”, “lo ALTA que deja la vara liam en relacion fan idolo nono ahora cualquier famoso me parece un sorete al lado de él”), but it’s expressed in a fiery, dramatic way rather than the steady warmth of a Hufflepuff. Taken together — the dramatics, confrontation, ride‑or‑die loyalty, and impulsive oversharing — they align most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Slide Away - Oasis
The song Slide Away fits them because it captures intense, almost overwhelming devotion, which mirrors how they talk about Liam and Oasis, like when they say they’re “crying because i love oasis and liam and noel and everything around them so much” “crying because i love oasis and liam and noel and everything around them so much and if im not seeing them live again i might kill myself and make it everyone's problem”. Its lyrics about clinging to something life-defining parallel their wish that Liam’s presence and connection never ends, reflected in how they treasure even online interactions with him “sometimes i normalize too much the fact that i get to talk with the real LIAM GALLAGHER here almost everyday...”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and big, dramatic emotion matches how they openly admit feeling like everything is difficult but find light in Liam’s “silly jokes” “i was hard crying in my room because everything feels so difficult lately but liam making his silly jokes makes my day everytime”. Finally, Slide Away carries that epic, all-or-nothing romanticism that suits someone who talks about Liam and the band as something they’d reshape their whole life for, like getting a job specifically for a future Oasis reunion “thinking about getting a job this year for oasis 2027 cries”.
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