Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows consistent enthusiasm and emotional investment in artists like Jane Remover, Rosalia, Ariana Grande, and underscores, e.g. “So What? by Jane Remover debuts with 135k streams…” and “thank u next might be my favourite album oat lowkey”.
- Musically curious: Actively explores production, DAWs, and different genres, as in “which daws artists i like use that i know of if U care i find this interesting” and “indie rock relistenings are now”.
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at their own expense and about stan culture, e.g. “3 followers lost today 💔💔” and “im slowly approaching 10k tweets im scared”.
- Ethically minded: Calls out abuse and accountability in music culture, as in “it is 2026 and mfs are still acting like ‘chris brown’ isnt a serial abuser some of u guys need to die” and “i think we should hold our favs accountable actually”.
- Creative producer: Actively makes and shares music/remixes, e.g. “a second Tori song has hit soundcloud” and “i just made the greatest fucking remix ever”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh phrasing: Uses extreme language toward others, e.g. “some of u guys need to die” and “sorry but this remix is so ass i do not like this at all”.
- Offensive joking: Engages in shock-value or ableist language, e.g. “so i aborted that lil retard!!! #AbortionsForZara”.
- Hostile fandom: Frequently drags other fanbases and artists in sweeping terms, e.g. “kpop keeps finding ways to get more and more lame” and “swifties not knowing good music whos surprised”.
- Impulsive posting: Shares unfiltered bodily and health details online, e.g. “today i drank 2 monsters and now my piss is green and my left kidney hurts and i really need to shit” and “on my 4th shit of the year is this normal”.
- Provocative politics: Uses edgy political sarcasm that can be misread, e.g. “since im goinf to the us next year i love trump 😇😇😇 i love america 😇😇😇 i love corporations” and “hello trump i have a headache can i have a sex change please”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: very online, hyper-verbal, and opinionated, but ultimately driven by strong tastes and values. Like Lisa nerding out over jazz, they obsess over music details and production, listing DAWs artists use and their top 10 artists, and getting excited about niche things like “which daws artists i like use that i know of if U care i find this interesting” and “status update music is too fucking good omg”. They have a moralistic streak and call out what they see as wrong, e.g. “i think we should hold our favs accountable actually” and “it is 2026 and mfs are still acting like ‘chris brown’ isnt a serial abuser some of u guys need to die”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward righteous (sometimes extreme) indignation. Their sense of humor is sharp, critical of pop culture and fandoms, as in “kpop keeps finding ways to get more and more lame everytime i see some bs on my tl” and “swifties not knowing good music whos surprised”, much like Lisa’s sarcastic, world-weary side. At the same time, the emotional intensity and parasocial stanning – “slayr i love you 😢” and “i love her so much 😭😭😭😭😭” – echo Lisa’s earnest, sometimes melodramatic devotion to the things and people she cares about.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they talk about online mutuals and privacy rather than big social scenes, for example worrying that many oomfs are now private in “why are all my oomfs priv now 😢😢😢”, and they joke about their appearance while explicitly withholding photos for privacy in “hey guys do you think i look like ariana? my friends say i look just like her! (no photo for privacy reasons)”. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they focus on tastes, aesthetics, and meanings in music rather than concrete details, like exploring what DAWs different artists use in “which daws artists i like use that i know of if U care i find this interesting” and describing music in sweeping emotional terms such as “music is too fucking good omg”. They strongly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, using moral and emotional language when discussing artists and fandoms, e.g. condemning abuse and hypocrisy in “it is 2026 and mfs are still acting like ‘chris brown’ isnt a serial abuser some of u guys need to die” and arguing for accountability in “i think we should hold our favs accountable actually”. Their spontaneity and messy, in-the-moment posting style suggests Perceiving (P): they joke about making intentionally bad music in “i love making bad music its so fun no i wont make good music im not good at it and its also not fun why should i”, impulsively drop SoundCloud links like “a second Tori song has hit soundcloud”, and share bodily complaints or random thoughts such as “1 minute past 10 on the first of january and im on my 4th shit of the year is this normal” with little sign of a curated, planned persona. Putting this together, their introspective yet opinionated stan presence, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow behavior best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said exporting everything in 32kbps is the new meta, but honestly, I think the real upgrade would be you and me on a lossless date talking about Jane Remover lore.
- Since you’re torn between FL, Ableton, and Pro Tools, I volunteer as your fourth DAW: I don’t make music, but I can definitely help you mix Ariana vocals with the sound of us holding hands at a Rosalia concert in Glasgow.
- You drank 2 Monsters, your piss turned green, your kidney hurt, and you still tweeted about it… I feel like anyone that unfiltered and funny is exactly my type; can I be the water you said you love so much on New Year’s Eve?
- You skipped Porter Robinson and underscores to see Piss of Life and said you hope 2024 you dies for that decision—how about we redeem your concert karma with a future date where we never choose the wrong show (or person) again?
- Your top 10 artists going from Jane Remover and Ariana to Chief Keef and Arca is insane in the best way—if your playlists are that good, I can only imagine how good it’d feel to be on your stanlist instead of just your timeline.
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Tori • producer in training powered by Monsters, 28kbps mp3s & bad remixes. Once skipped Porter & underscores for Piss of Life and still regrets it.– @demadrugapril
Your signature cocktail
The Jane Remover Monster Fizz
This cocktail starts with silver tequila and lime for their sharp, unfiltered takes and occasional death wishes like “some of u guys need to die”, keeping it strong but bright. A Blue Monster energy reduction captures their chaotic bodily updates (“today i drank 2 monsters and now my piss is green and my left kidney hurts”) and always-online hyper stan energy. The Pepsi syrup float nods to their unapologetic preferences and pop-girl loyalty, as in “pepsi >>>>> coke btw” and their constant Ariana stanning like “thank u next might be my favourite album oat lowkey”. Smoky lapsang souchong ice represents their deeper, niche-artiste side and indie/hyperpop obsessions, from Jane Remover worship to DAW geekery in “which daws artists i like use... i find this interesting”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters stands in for the spicy drags on k-pop and remixes like “sorry but this remix is so ass i do not like this at all” and “kpop keeps finding ways to get more and more lame”, giving the drink a little burn after the sweetness.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Tori reads as strongly Gryffindor: loud, impulsive, and very ready to say exactly what they think, even if it’s confrontational. They’re quick to call out what they see as moral failures or bullshit, for example openly saying “it is 2026 and mfs are still acting like ‘chris brown’ isnt a serial abuser some of u guys need to die” and “i think we should hold our favs accountable actually”, which shows a strong (if harsh) sense of justice and a willingness to stand up for their beliefs. They’re also very willing to mock big fandoms or trends despite potential backlash, like dragging k‑pop and stan culture in “kpop keeps finding ways to get more and more lame everytime i see some bs on my tl” and “swifties not knowing good music whos surprised”, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational streak. Their humor tends to be extreme and performatively fearless, e.g. the dark, provocative Zara Larsson bit in “i was 22 weeks pregnant but after seeing that zara loves abortions i decided fuck that kid! ... so i aborted that lil retard!!!”, and the over-the-top political irony in “since im goinf to the us next year i love trump 😇😇😇 i love america 😇😇😇 i love corporations 😇😇😇 i love capitalism 😇😇😇”. While there’s creativity and music nerdery that could hint at Ravenclaw, the dominant vibe is fiery, outspoken, and values-driven — classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Their entire account is steeped in intense, very personal pop stanning, especially for Ariana, which fits the self-aware, messy-but-growing energy of thank u, next. They openly talk about loving Ariana and even say “thank u next might be my favourite album oat lowkey”, showing a deep emotional connection to that era. The song’s theme of chaotic relationships, self-reflection, and moving forward mirrors their timeline, where they joke about family stress (“my mother go one day without screaming at me over some bs challenge”) and vent while still maintaining humor. Like the song, they balance pettiness and growth: they call out bad music and problematic artists (“i think we should hold our favs accountable actually”) but ultimately frame it through a lens of fandom and self-expression. The overall vibe is confessional, dramatic, funny, and resilient—exactly the emotional palette of thank u, next.
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