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This user mixes dark humor, impulsiveness, and oddly wholesome romanticism in a way that’s very similar to Homer Simpson. Like Homer, he complains loudly about work and exhaustion, as in “Oficialmente mais um dia com (bem mais) de 12 horas de jornada de trabalho, quero morrer.”, yet still keeps going and finding jokes in the misery. He has a chaotic, reckless streak—owning a Glock he forgets under his pillow “Acho muito engraçado que as vezes eu esqueço, vou arrumar a cama e tem uma Glock embaixo do travesseiro.” and dreaming of big heist fantasies “Um dos meus maiores sonhos é meter um assalto nível Criciúma.”—which fits Homer’s impulsive, disaster-prone side. At the same time, he’s deeply sentimental and love-obsessed, from “Preciso namorar AAAAAAAAAAAA” to buying nail polish to match his car for a future girlfriend “Comprei um esmalte da exata cor do meu carro pra minha futura namorada usar.”, similar to Homer’s over-the-top but sincere romantic gestures. His self-deprecating, exaggerated reactions—like “Galera acho que estou amando... talvez seja meu fim.” and “Eu odeio viver na Terra, eu quero renunciar a humanidade…”—mirror Homer’s dramatic, cartoonish way of expressing frustration while still being oddly endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities (gaming marathons, late-night thoughts, insomnia) rather than socializing, like “É o fim, voltei a rotina de vampiro.” and “Minha insônia cada dia piorando e eu tô só me fudendo.”, and even when with others, they narrate from a detached, inner perspective. Their style points to Intuition (N): they frequently extrapolate from specifics into broader ideas or scenarios, such as philosophizing about immortality and relationships in “Só se eu pudesse me transformar depois também, acho que não há tortura maior que saber que seu parceiro não vai envelhecer…” and dramatizing life as narrative arcs and ‘dreams’ in “Deus tá me deixando sonhar mano, simplesmente que sequência.”. They clearly prefer Thinking (T): they critique categories and logic in gaming discourse, e.g. “Melhor INDIE? Ai é putaria tá... essa PORRA ai não era nem pra estar na lista de Indie… em que UNIVERSO isso é Indie?”, and grumble about hypocrisy and systems in “Hipócritas fudidos não fodo com vocês 🖕🖕”, prioritizing blunt reasoning over harmony. Their lifestyle and tone signal Perceiving (P): they embrace chaos and spontaneity—overworking, ‘vampire’ schedules, and unstructured gaming/consumption habits like “Meses e mais meses trabalhando na porra desse castelo de Osaka mas eu finalmente cheguei nos 80%” and the impulsive car and cosmetic buys in “Tá na chuva é pra se molhar. Gastei 10K no carro e parei de contar quando o gasto… passaram dos 20K.”. Putting these together—internally-focused, abstract-leaning, analytical, and somewhat disorganized—the best MBTI fit is INTP.

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Car guy in Sorocaba who writes stories, beats FromSoft bosses, and occasionally finds a Glock under the pillow. Sleep-deprived, but still showing up.– @DemonickJooJ

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This cocktail hits like a sleepless night in Sorocaba, fueled by overwork and insomnia, a nod to their "vampire routine" in "É o fim, voltei a rotina de vampiro." and the exhausted mood of "Oficialmente mais um dia com (bem mais) de 12 horas de jornada de trabalho, quero morrer.". The overproof dark rum is the blown engine under the hood, echoing the bio "motores estourados" and the obsession with cars in posts like "Minha insônia cada dia piorando e eu tô só me fudendo." and "Top Coisas Legais que eu tenho em casa 1 Civic EH5 1994 2 Glock G17 Gen 3 3 Katana do Sanemi Shinazugawa". The espresso shot keeps the gamer grinding through FromSoftware marathons in "Estou maratonando os jogos da From Software...", while cherry liqueur adds a romantic, dramatic sweetness for the guy who both needs a girlfriend and overthinks love in "Preciso namorar AAAAAAAAAAAA" and "Galera acho que estou amando... talvez seja meu fim.". The activated charcoal syrup turns the drink night-black, matching the goth-vampire vibes of "210 anos 🧛♂️" and the way he curses the world in "Eu odeio viver na Terra, eu quero renunciar a humanidade...". Finally, a tiny pinch of sea salt represents the bitter, sarcastic edge of someone who can tweet "Galera, sinto muito, mas eu amaldiçoo Barueri" and still laugh himself into a fever in "MLK EU TIVE FEBRE DE TANTO RIR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK".

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets consistently show Slytherin-style ambition, intensity, and a comfort with darkness and edge. They openly fantasize about extreme, transgressive actions like “Um dos meus maiores sonhos é meter um assalto nível Criciúma.”, which reflects a willingness to romanticize high-risk, criminal heists rather than shying away from them. There’s also a strong self-mythologizing streak in “incrivel a semelhança que eu tenho com o Haruka de Yosuga no Sora, além de sermos literalmente iguais... temos o mesmo mindset, ambos somos extremamente frios e românticos em nossa forma de pensar e agir... bizarro”, where they embrace being "frio" and intense in love—very Slytherin-coded romance and self-image. Their pride in status objects and taste, such as listing Civic EH5 1994 and a Glock G17 Gen 3 among the “Top Coisas Legais que eu tenho em casa” in this tweet, shows a value placed on power, image, and personal arsenal. Even their casual line “Quem quiser me caçar ai nos dois sentidos tmj ✌️” has a predatory, hunter vibe rather than a purely playful one, aligning more with Slytherin’s resourceful, dangerous energy than the other houses.

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A dramatic, emo-leaning anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits their mix of humor, melancholy, and persistence. They frequently flirt with dark, almost theatrical despair, like saying “Eu odeio viver na Terra, eu quero renunciar a humanidade, eu quero começar a me alimentar só de terra, e terra suja ainda, tipo, pelo amor de deus alguém acaba com meu sofrimento.” and joking about death in posts such as “Galera, se eu não comprar um RD eu vou morrer de tristeza” and “Gente vou morrer”. At the same time, they show resilience and a drive to keep going, like in “Muitos me criticaram, me jogaram e desistiram de mim mais isso nunca me deixou desistir do meu sonho...”. Their identity is a blend of romantic intensity and self-aware drama, seen in “incrivel a semelhança que eu tenho com o Haruka de Yosuga no Sora... somos dois amantes nesse mundo.”. The song’s themes of carrying on through pain, theatrical angst, and emotional excess line up with their vampire-bio vibe (“210 anos 🧛♂️”) and their late-night, overthinking persona.

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