Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dedicated gamer: Frequently grinds games, celebrates milestones like high Magik rank and console completion in tweets such as “for 114 in the world on magik? hell yea” and “and console is now done”.
- Hardworking firefighter: Mentions being a firefighter and long exhausting shifts in “as a firefighter, seeing this n doing this are wayyyy different” and “workin 24h straight just for one or two days off after is insanely draining”.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares feelings about loneliness and loss in tweets like “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely” and grieving Stormi in “my sweet little Stormi passed away 😭”.
- Animal lover: Shows affection for his cats in posts like “meet Stormi 🫶🏼”, “my cat had babies 🫶🏼”, and “still have this beautiful kitty n she’s the best”.
- Community oriented: Tries to connect and play with others, inviting people in tweets like “anyone for rivals?” and “i wanna make some new friends so feel free to add me if you want”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-talk: Frequently questions his worth or situation, as seen in “what’d i do to deserve this? 💔” and “idk anymore”.
- Chronic boredom: Often describes work and days off as boring or unfulfilling, like “why does having a job gotta be the most boring shit ever? 😭” and “my days off be boring af 😭”.
- Loneliness focus: Returns repeatedly to feeling alone and missing affection in tweets such as “lowkey, i miss having someone to cuddle with after work 😭” and “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely”.
- Competitive frustration: Gets visibly tilted at teammates and game roles, for example “if you instalock dps, i hope you never have a cold pillow again filthy shitter” and “this is why i can’t stand dps mains 90% of the time 😭”.
- Emotional burnout: Shows signs of being drained by work and gaming grind, as in “hate that it took me 4 years to realize workin 24h straight… is insanely draining 😭” and “my will to play qp solo in rivals does not exist 💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Aaron comes off as a hardworking, often tired guy with a lonely streak, similar to Moe. He clearly grinds at an intense job and feels drained, like when he says “hate that it took me 4 years to realize workin 24h straight just for one or two days off after is insanely draining 😭” and “why does having a job gotta be the most boring shit ever? 😭”, which fits Moe’s worn-down, blue-collar vibe. There’s also a strong sense of wanting connection but feeling lonely, as in “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely”, “lowkey, i miss having someone to cuddle with after work 😭”, and “i want some more people to talk to”. At the same time, he’s passionate and a bit salty in gaming and sports, like “if you instalock dps, i hope you never have a cold pillow again filthy shitter” and “just for the world series, i am a blue jays fan cuz fuck the dodgers”, which matches Moe’s grumpy-but-funny edge. Underneath that, he’s clearly caring—about his cats (“my sweet little Stormi passed away 😭”), friends, and job as a firefighter—just like Moe’s softer side that shows through his rough exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts revolve around solo gaming, work, or being at home rather than parties or big social groups, and they frequently mention loneliness and wanting more friends or a relationship, e.g. “i wanna make some new friends so feel free to add me if you want” and “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets are concrete and present-focused—work shifts, haircuts, cats, specific game ranks and pulls—rather than abstract theories, like “haircut feels so refreshing” and “finally hit diamond then lost first game 🫠”. They show a clear Feeling (F) preference: posts emphasize emotional states (tired, lonely, bored, hurt) and affection for pets and teams, such as “my sweet little Stormi passed away 😭” and “lowkey, i miss having someone to cuddle with after work 😭”. Their emotional tone can be blunt or salty, but it’s rooted in feelings rather than detached logic, like “if you instalock dps, i hope you never have a cold pillow again filthy shitter”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often describe going with the flow, impulsive gaming decisions, and loose, non-structured plans—“work or something, idk” in this tweet and the casual, spur-of-the-moment vibe of “eh, why not” rather than careful scheduling or long-term planning. Overall, an emotionally expressive, here-and-now, low-structure, largely solitary gamer-firefighter who craves connection aligns well with ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ve ‘kinda given up on relationships’ because Steelers football is too important… what if we compromise and I bring snacks, a Terrible Towel, and cuddles after the game like that 7/5 tweet you miss so much?
- You hit #114 in the world on Magik and still ask ‘is it even worth it to get back into CoD?’ I volunteer as tribute for your next questionable gaming decision—duo queue, trash talk DPS instalocks, and I’ll even pretend Blade isn’t broken if it gets me a spot in your lobby.
- For someone who’s ‘officially 24 now’ and a firefighter working those 24‑hour shifts, you still find time to be cracked at support and post kitty pics… I don’t need an 8ball to know you’d hard‑carry my ranked games and my bad days.
- You tweeted that your days off are ‘boring af’ and that you ‘want some more people to talk to’—how about we fix both with one plan: we trade Rivals clips, argue Braves vs. Blue Jays vs. ‘fuck the Dodgers,’ then end the night with me being the cuddle upgrade to your cold pillow curse on DPS mains.
- You named your cat Stormi, celebrated her babies, then mourned her like the sweetest human alive—so I’m just saying, if you can love a kitty that hard, I can only imagine how dangerous it would be to let you anywhere near my heart (or my ranked SR).
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Firefighter on 24h shifts, gamer on 5h sleep. Once hit top 200 on Magik and still can’t win on dating apps. Sports, cats, rivals queues.– @DemonicLies
Your signature cocktail
The Lonely Rivals Firefighter
This cocktail starts with smoky bourbon for the long, draining 24-hour shifts and firefighter life hinted in “happy independence day n as a firefighter, yall stay safe today” and “hate that it took me 4 years to realize workin 24h straight just for one or two days off after is insanely draining 😭”. Cold brew coffee mirrors the exhaustion and the constant “tired” vibe from “i hate always looking tired ” and all those late-night gaming sessions like “rivals at midnight … questionable”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, sentimental note for the softer side that misses connection, as in “lowkey, i miss having someone to cuddle with after work 😭” and “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely”. A splash of energy drink captures the competitive, cracked gamer energy behind tweets like “lowkey, i’m kinda cracked at support” and “for 114 in the world on magik? hell yea”. Finally, a charred orange peel garnish represents both the burn of sports heartbreak and salty gaming rage in “why does having a job gotta be the most boring shit ever? 😭”, “if you instalock dps, i hope you never have a cold pillow again filthy shitter”, and the ride-or-die fandom of “#BravesCountry #LetsGoPens #HereWeGo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Aaron exemplifies the Hufflepuff virtues of hard work and dedicated service through his career as a firefighter, noting that “as a firefighter, seeing this n doing this are wayyyy different” and often enduring “workin 24h straight” shifts. His deep capacity for kindness and nurturing is evident in his love for his pets, from celebrating when “my cat had babies 🫶🏼” to mourning a loss by sharing that “my sweet little Stormi passed away 😭”. Furthermore, his desire for genuine connection and community shines through when he mentions “i wanna make some new friends so feel free to add me”, highlighting a classic Hufflepuff's valuing of friendship over personal glory.
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Your song
Lonely - Akon
Akon’s Lonely fits Aaron because so many of his posts circle back to feeling isolated and wanting connection despite having hobbies and work. He openly admits how draining and empty his routine can feel, like when he says “why does having a job gotta be the most boring shit ever? 😭” and “my days off be boring af 😭”. The lyrics about being alone mirror tweets such as “honestly tired of being single bruh, ts lonely” and “lowkey, i miss having someone to cuddle with after work 😭”. Even with gaming highs and achievements like “for 114 in the world on magik? hell yea” and social posts like “i wanna make some new friends so feel free to add me if you want”, there’s an undertone of wanting deeper emotional connection. His heartbreak and grief over his cat, shown in “my sweet little Stormi passed away 😭” and “haven’t been the same since 💔”, also resonate with the song’s themes of loss and missing someone who mattered.
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