Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on loneliness, crushes, and relationships in depth, like questioning celebrity crushes and talking about how men avoid loving, and openly mentions wanting to die and feeling a huge low.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ pain, e.g., being disturbed by seeing a dead cat and criticizing people for not closing its eyes, and offering mutuals to talk via DMs when they’re struggling.
- Passionate-musician: Bio says he’s a drummer and he constantly comments on bands, albums, and drummers (e.g., listing favorite Opeth albums, praising Nargaroth and Emperor, and discussing black metal and DSBM in detail).
- Self-deprecating: Frequently jokes at his own expense, calling himself “boludo a medio tiempo” in his bio and laughing about not having a girlfriend or not having had sex yet while making memes about it.
- Supportive-friend: Reassures mutuals who feel ugly by saying looks don’t define them and that being fun and having good taste matters more, and invites followers to confide in him or send anonymous messages.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive-language: Uses slurs and harsh insults like “mogolico” and “retardado,” and jokes crudely about people and groups, which can alienate or hurt others.
- Morbid-humor: Makes edgy jokes about suicide and death, like celebrating that a suicide hotline liked his tweet and casual comments about people ‘obviously’ shooting themselves.
- Sexual-crudeness: Tweets graphically sexual jokes about women, teachers, and even fingers and feet, and references ‘bestial backshots’ and smelling people’s fingers in a way that can be disrespectful.
- Judgmental-resentful: Expresses strong resentment in love/jealousy contexts, such as saying he would never forgive someone who chose another man over him and mocking people’s tastes with aggressive language.
- Privacy-risky: Admits he’s close to being doxed by revealing city and school type and still engages a lot with anonymous NGL links and personal confessions, which could compromise his safety.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, irreverent teenager who jokes about dark topics, pushes boundaries, but still has a sensitive side. Like Bart’s crude humor, the user constantly uses edgy jokes and insults, for example calling someone a “retardado” in “No es serio tener como 20 años y seguir criticando el gusto ajeno Papito…” and making extreme gags like “el demente si no fuera pedófilo el mentede”. He shows very teen-like bravado and horniness in tweets such as “When your gf ( I don't have one, and i didn't fuck, yet) needs help while your giving bestial backshots” and “Yo le huelo el dedo Like si le olerian el dedo a Avril Lavigne”, which fits Bart’s immature, sex-joke-heavy humor. At the same time, he has real emotional depth and vulnerability, like when he talks about suicidal feelings in “Yo postee que tenia ganas de matarme y que tenía un bajon monumental hace un par de dias y ni bola me dieron…” and about seeing a dead cat in “Hoy volvia de la escuela y en el costado de la vereda habia un gato muerto…”, echoing Bart’s occasional serious, empathetic episodes. His rebellious music taste (black metal, extreme metal) and anti-authority tone in “No es serio tener como 20 años y seguir criticando el gusto ajeno Papito, tenes mas cosas que hacer, laburar, pagar las cuentas…” also line up with Bart’s punk, outsider attitude.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although he interacts a lot online, most content revolves around inner feelings, music, and niche interests rather than parties or crowds, and he emphasizes being small and somewhat isolated, e.g. “I only have 105 followers I'm tiny”, and talks about walking home from school alone and reflecting on things like the dead cat he saw “coming back from school… there was a dead cat… how could they not at least close its eyes?”. He fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing because he frequently turns concrete experiences into broader reflections about love, authenticity, and meaning, such as “if she wants to change you it’s not love, it’s an investment to look good to the world… if you’re punk, stay punk” and his extended thoughts about celebrity crushes and what real connection means “having a celebrity crush is total stupidity… how can you fall for someone who has their own life and doesn’t care about yours?”. His values and decisions are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: he talks a lot about being hurt, about the emotional weight of infidelity and being chosen second “I’m obviously not forgiving someone who chose another guy over me”, worries about others’ self‑harm scars “there’s no worse feeling than finding cutting scars on the girl you were in love with”, and comforts mutuals who feel ugly “ugliness doesn’t define you… being kind and fun does”. He seems more Perceiving (P) than Judging: his timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and full of impulsive riffs, meme replies, and last‑minute emotional posts instead of structured plans, and he openly jokes about skipping classes or just going to sleep on the couch rather than doing something productive “it’s time to go to the living room and sleep on the couch, what did you think I’d do? I’m not a pervert”. Taken together, the introspective, value‑driven, romantic yet self‑deprecating tone; the emphasis on authenticity, music as identity, and sensitivity to others’ pain all align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the minimum standard is that I’ve heard your favorite album… how about we start with Sunbather at sunset, then work our way through Nargaroth, Enslaved and Emperor until you forget you ever tweeted about feeling alone?
- You’re a drummer, black metal nerd, and you own the same Napalm Death shirt as Matilda’s brother… statistically speaking, the only thing missing from that movie scene is me pausing the film to kiss the guy with the coolest band tee.
- You joked about being ‘autista musical a tiempo completo’ and counting 400 clips in a glance—if you look at me the same way you look at your record collection, I promise you’ll lose count way before you hit 400.
- You said celebrity crushes are stupid because they’ll never know you exist; luckily I’m not a celebrity, so I can do something much better: know your favorite Ozzy track by heart and actually be there when the Deafheaven pogo cravings hit.
- You want someone who listens to music all day, doesn’t judge blackgaze, and would sit to hear Sunbather with you—consider this my formal application to be the mutual that turns ‘alguna que se siente a escuchar Sunbather conmigo… ninguna?’ into ‘perdón, llegué tarde, estaba eligiendo la playlist.’
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Teen metalhead drummer from Concordia. Talks blast beats, black metal and math homework. Once wanted to live inside a record store.– @deporyYT
Your signature cocktail
Autista Musical High-Voltage
Fernet with cola is a classic Argentinian combo for someone from Concordia who yells about metal and life with caps-lock passion, like when they wrote “QUE GANAS DE HACER POGO QUE ME DAN CUANDO ESCUCHO DEAFHEAVEN LA CONCHA DE LA REPUTISIMA ABUELA FALLECIDA DEL UNIVERSO ESTA MUSICA ES AMOR LOCO AHHHHHHHHHHHH”. The espresso shot is for the hyper-focus and relentless music nerdery of a “Baterista, autista musical a tiempo completo” who debates Mayhem lineups and black metal debuts in depth, as in “Maniac>>>>>Dead… Lamentablemente poser te declaro”. Grapefruit bitters add a sharp, slightly bitter edge that reflects their cynicism about relationships, like “Tener celebrity crush es una estupidez total…” and “Si te ama no tendria que querer cambiarte”. The splash of cherry soda brings the unexpectedly tender, sweet side that shows up when they defend people’s looks and worth, as in “La fealdad no te define igual, podes tener pareja…” and when they worry about a dead cat in the street in “Como van a faltar el respeto a la vida animal asi?”. The smoked salt rim represents the darkness, self-deprecating humor and brushes with suicidal thoughts, like “Muchachos Muchachines Muchachas Muchachinas Me dio like la linea de suicidios, me puedo graduar de twitero” and “Yo postee que tenia ganas de matarme… y ni bola me dieron”, giving the drink a rough, burned edge that fits their black-metal soul. Overall, the Autista Musical High-Voltage is strong, a bit bitter, weirdly comforting and very loud—just like someone who says “Quien no escucha musica todo el dia todos los dias?” and means it.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows a strong Hufflepuff core of loyalty, care, and fairness under a chaotic, jokey surface. They repeatedly emphasize valuing personality and kindness over looks, saying that "the ugliness doesn't define you" and that being fun and a good person matters more for a lasting relationship, as in “La fealdad no te define igual, podes tener pareja teniendo buen gusto, siendo buena mina, y siendo divertida Eso si te define, la fealdad es un aspecto secundario cuando buscas algo serio o algo bueno y duradero”. They are empathetic and disturbed by cruelty or disrespect, even toward animals, describing a dead cat and asking how people could leave it like that in “Como no tuvieron la decencia de cerrarle los ojitos al menos? Como van a faltar el respeto a la vida animal asi?”. They also openly care about others’ mental health, offering DMs and validating suicidal feelings as something to get professional help for rather than something to shame, as in “si te funan x suicida son ellos los mogolicos, aunque si, deberías hablarlo con un profesional ya que el sabrá cómo ayudarte a salir de ahi… Pero si me podes hablar cuando quieras a traves de md de Twitter”. Even when talking about love and relationships, they focus on sincerity and mutual acceptance rather than status or power, refusing to accept partners who want to change them and insisting that real love sees your "soul" not just your appearance in “Si te ama no tendria que querer cambiarte… ve tu apariencia, no tu alma”. Taken together, this points less to Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor heroics and much more to a fundamentally kind, loyal, and fairness-oriented Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Arrancacorazones - Attaque 77
A well‑suited song for them is “Arrancacorazones” by Attaque 77, blending emotional melodrama with punk-rooted angst and humor, much like their timeline. They show a strong connection to Argentine rock and punk, especially Attaque 77 and Ciro Pertusi, joking about him multiple times, e.g. “NADIE DOMA A CIRO PERTUSI” and the parody dialogue in “Ciro Pertusi: Mmmmm si nenas, che, cuando sacamos disco…”. Their dramatic emotional swings and self-deprecating humor fit the song’s theme of broken hearts and intense feeling, as seen in tweets like “No hay peor sensacion que descubrirle cicatrices de cortadas a la chica de la que estabas enamorado meses atrás” and “Yo postee que tenia ganas de matarme y que tenía un bajon monumental hace un par de dias y ni bola me dieron boluda”. At the same time, they constantly joke around and exaggerate their reactions, such as “QUE GANAS DE HACER POGO QUE ME DAN CUANDO ESCUCHO DEAFHEAVEN…” and the over-the-top take on celebrity crushes in “Tener celebrity crush es una estupidez total…”, which mirrors the melodramatic yet playful tone of the song. Finally, their fixation on authenticity in love and identity, seen in “If you're punk, stay punk, no love could change that”, lines up with Attaque 77’s punk ethos and the song’s raw emotional honesty.
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