Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Recognizes and names complex feelings, like loneliness and lack of belonging in “quando a ficha cai que vc nao tem amigos, vc tem colegas, sempre foram colegas” and “nao consigo expressar como eu me sinto e isso me mata todos os diaskk”.
- Empathetic: Shows understanding of others’ pain, e.g. “cheia de empatia pq eu sei como é a sensação de ter q sofrer em silencio e sozinha” and wanting to comfort a future daughter in “vou saber que ela é realmente a minha filha”.
- Loyal-lover: Values deep, reciprocal love in multiple tweets like “quero amor recíproco”, “nao quero algo rápido e raso, quero um amor recíproco que dure p sempre”, and “um dia eu vou aprender a me amar do mesmo jeito que eu te amo”.
- Supportive-friend: Enjoys listening and being there for others, as in “minha linguagem de amor sempre vai ser te ouvir independente da situação” and appreciating long calls in “amo ficar horas e horas em call com meus manos”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for media and interests, like Stranger Things, anime, and football in “STRANGER THINGS TA INSANO VSF”, “vão ter q aceitar narusasu no topo SIM!”, and intense Flamengo reactions in multiple tweets such as “MENGOOOOOO”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-thinking: Expresses wanting to die or not wanting more years of life in “quero morre” and “odeio quando chega meu aniversário e as pessoas começam a me amaldiçoar com muitos anos de vida”.
- Low-self-esteem: Struggles to value herself, shown in “um dia eu vou aprender a me amar do mesmo jeito que eu te amo” and feeling like an unloved child in “no fundo eu ainda sou apenas uma criança querendo ser a pessoa favorita de alguem”.
- Relationship-obsessed: Focuses heavily on romantic validation, as in “quero viver um amor de um anime de romance com 12 episódios”, “quero ser mandado, adorado, acariciado, machucado e amado por voceeeee”, and “se por acaso o amor chamar mais uma vez, acho que eu vou, eu quero tentar ir”.
- Anger-reactive: Responds with strong profanity and aggression when hurt or frustrated, like “a vagabunda me segue primeiro e quando eu sigo de volta ela me da unf KKKKKKKK vai tomar no cu” and “quando for parar de me seguir me tira de seguidor tb viu bb, sou tua fã nao, desgracada do crlho”.
- Social-isolation: Feels alone and disconnected from friends, shown in “mais um ano novo sozinha”, “quando minha mãe vem me perguntar quem eu qro convidar pro meu aniversario, mas eu genuinamente nao tenho mais amigoskkkj”, and “saudade de quando nos eramos melhores amigas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like a more goth, online version of Lisa Simpson: sensitive, introspective, politically outspoken, and often feeling misunderstood at home and at school. Like Lisa, they have explicit left‑wing ideals that clash with family views, as in “nao adianta mae, pode me xingar, nao vou ser de direita pq tu quer” and “minha mãe me chamando de 'comunistinha de merda' kkkkk”, which fits Lisa’s constant friction with more conservative relatives. There is a strong longing for deep, reciprocal love instead of superficiality, shown in tweets like “nao quero algo rápido e raso, quero um amor recíproco que dure p sempre” and “quando tudo é sexual, mas eu so queria sentar do lado de alguem que me ame, e conversar por horas”, echoing Lisa’s craving for emotional connection beyond the shallow. Their loneliness and feeling like an outsider—“quando a ficha cai que vc nao tem amigos, vc tem colegas, sempre foram colegas” and “no fundo eu ainda sou apenas uma criança querendo ser a pessoa favorita de alguem”—parallel the way Lisa is often isolated despite being caring and thoughtful. Even the mix of dark humor, art/meditation references, and empathy, such as “cheia de empatia pq eu sei como é a sensação de ter q sofrer em silencio e sozinha”, is very in line with Lisa’s blend of melancholy, idealism, and emotional depth.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they repeatedly mention feeling alone, lacking friends, and preferring intimate connections over crowds, e.g. “quando minha mãe vem me perguntar quem eu qro convidar pro meu aniversario, mas eu genuinamente nao tenho mais amigoskkkj” and “mais um ano novo sozinha”. Their focus on ideals, symbolism, and imagined scenarios over concrete facts points to Intuition, as in “minha mentira favorita é que quando duas pessoas sao destinadas a ficarem juntas, um fio vermelho liga o mindinho de ambas…” and the poetic, metaphorical line “nao sei a diferença entre nadar e me afogar”. They clearly favor Feeling: they center emotions, empathy, and love rather than cold logic, seen in “minha linguagem de amor sempre vai ser te ouvir independente da situação” and “no fundo eu ainda sou apenas uma criança querendo ser a pessoa favorita de alguem”, and they get hurt by perceived rejection or unfairness, as in “o quanto idolatram essa menina chega a ser bizarro… isso é absurdo”. Their spontaneity, emotional swings, and lack of structured planning suggest Perceiving: they tweet in-the-moment moods like “cansei, estou cansada.”, “insonia desgracada”, and impulsive desires such as “quero manda msg mas naosei”. Taken together—idealistic romanticism, strong inner emotional world, and a somewhat chaotic, unstructured lifestyle—these traits align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘just a kid wanting to be someone’s favorite person’ — I volunteer as tribute. We can start with Stranger Things marathons and end with you realizing you’re my way of life.
- You hating Naruhina and defending Narusasu that hard tells me two things: 1) your taste is elite, and 2) if we ever date, I’m absolutely becoming your canon endgame.
- You want an anime romance in 12 episodes; I want something reciprocal that lasts forever. Plot twist: season 1 is 12 episodes, but the renewal depends on how good our first kiss is.
- You said you don’t know the difference between swimming and drowning — if you want, I can be the annoying communist lifeguard who keeps pulling you back up and then cuddles you after.
- You’re there cursing unrequited love, meditating, listening to Bauhaus, calling yourself a ‘vampira comunista’… I don’t want bebida, droga i sexo; I just want to sit next to you and talk for hours like that tweet you posted — starting with why you’re already my favorite person on the timeline.
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Romantic overthinker, horror movie enthusiast & Stranger Things crier. Once tried to meditate, ended up debating Naruto ships instead.– @depressionzn
Your signature cocktail
Communist Vampire’s Red Thread
This cocktail starts with black vodka infused with cold brew coffee, channeling their goth, nocturnal vibe and self-proclaimed identity as a “vampira comunista 🦇” from the bio and the exhausted tone of “cansei, estou cansada.”. The hibiscus and red berry syrup represents their intense romantic longing and dramatic love confessions like “quero ser mandado, adorado, acariciado, machucado e amado por voceeeee” and “quero viver um amor de um anime de romance com 12 episódios”. A lift of sparkling rosé or pink soda captures their bursts of excitement and fangirl energy in tweets such as “SIMMMMMM SIM SIM SIM POR FAVOR” and football hype like “MENGOOOOOO”. The dash of saline adds a subtle, almost invisible bitterness for the loneliness and quiet pain in “quando a ficha cai que vc nao tem amigos, vc tem colegas, sempre foram colegas” and “mais um ano novo sozinha”. Finally, the edible red candy thread wrapped around the glass is a literal nod to their belief in soul-connections and destiny from “minha mentira favorita é que quando duas pessoas sao destinadas a ficarem juntas, um fio vermelho liga o mindinho de ambas...”, tying the whole drink together like the fragile, hopeful red string running through their chaos.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently centers love, care, and emotional reciprocity, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They emphasize wanting deep, mutual affection rather than surface-level romance, as in “nao quero algo rápido e raso, quero um amor recíproco que dure p sempre” and “quero amor recíproco”. Their way of loving is through steady presence and listening, shown in “minha linguagem de amor sempre vai ser te ouvir independente da situação” and “minha forma de demonstrar afeto sempre vai ser implicância”, which matches Hufflepuff’s quiet but devoted loyalty. They show strong empathy for others’ pain in “cheia de empatia pq eu sei como é a sensação de ter q sofrer em silencio e sozinha” and a childlike desire to be someone’s favorite person in “no fundo eu ainda sou apenas uma criança querendo ser a pessoa favorita de alguem”, underscoring their fixation on emotional bonds over status or glory. While they have flashes of anger and political conviction, like “nao adianta mae, pode me xingar, nao vou ser de direita pq tu quer”, this reads more as standing by values out of care and fairness than as Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor heroism. Overall, the dominant throughline is loyalty, gentleness, and a craving for stable, reciprocal connection—classic Hufflepuff traits.
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obvious - The Weeknd
A song that best suits them is obvious by The Weeknd, which mixes longing, self-doubt, obsession, and a desire to be chosen, all of which echo through their timeline. They repeatedly express a hunger for reciprocal, almost dramatic love, like when they say they want to be “mandado, adorado, acariciado, machucado e amado” by someone “quero ser mandado, adorado, acariciado, machucado e amado por voceeeee” and dream of an anime-style romance “quero viver um amor de um anime de romance com 12 episódios”. At the same time, they feel deeply abandoned and misunderstood, as seen in posts like “quando a ficha cai que vc nao tem amigos, vc tem colegas, sempre foram colegas” and “no fundo eu ainda sou apenas uma criança querendo ser a pessoa favorita de alguem”. The darker, fatalistic side of their thoughts and their exhaustion with life “cansei, estou cansada.” and “nao sei a diferença entre nadar e me afogar” fits The Weeknd’s melancholic yet romantic tone. Even their intense, almost possessive tenderness “um dia eu vou aprender a me amar do mesmo jeito que eu te amo” and the way they give everything in love “eu vou dar TUDO, tudo de mim” align with the song’s themes of overwhelming, complicated devotion.
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