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Much like the sophisticated yet radical Robert Terwilliger, this user combines a high-brow, elitist appreciation for “teología, de esoterismo” and European lineage with a fierce, reactionary obsession with national purity. Both figures display a contempt for modern 'slop' and 'crude' populist culture, with the user explicitly calling for the “villerización de la sociedad” to be dismantled. He mirrors Bob’s authoritarian streaks and disdain for the 'masses,' claiming that “El fascismo es la reivindicación irrestricta del individuo... subordinado al Estado”. Ultimately, his self-image as a “descendiente de Hohenstaufen” and an intellectual 'tradition' defender aligns with Bob’s persona as a cultured aristocrat who views himself as the only one fit to steer a 'degrading' society.

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Ian exhibits a clear preference for Introversion and Intuition, focusing on solitary intellectual pursuits and abstract, grand-scale historical narratives rather than social interaction, as seen when he tweets about reading “'the other part of the library' ... that they don't want us to read”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his blunt, often confrontational tone and his reliance on cold ideological frameworks over empathy, explicitly stating, “'It is your lack of humanity and compassion'. Yes, it's called Nietzsche, we do a bit of Nietzsche here”. As a Judging (J) type, he values order, hierarchy, and a structured worldview, advocating for the “fascist ... claim of the individual ... subordinate to the State” as a means of national organization. His focus on destiny and the “traditionalism that is always” reflects an Ni-dominant desire to find eternal patterns and archetypes beneath the surface of modern reality.

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Mar del Plata writer and veteran exploring Traditionalism. Ask me about the time I traced my lineage back 19 generations—still waiting for my castle though.– @derArgentiam

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This potent, 'reactionary' concoction serves as a liquid tribute to a man who believes “the blood of heroes is closer to God than the ink of sages”. The base of German spirits and Spanish wine honors his self-proclaimed “Hispanic Visigothic pedigree”, while the bitter Gentian represents his Nietzschean rejection of modern sentimentalism and his desire to “burn some books... metaphorically”. Topped with a deep red Malbec, it reflects his militant “will to power” and a worldview where being called “nazi, racist, supremacist, antisemite, and xenophobe translates as CHAD”. This drink is strictly for the “recio temple of Christianity”—served straight up, with zero tolerance for 'goyslop'.

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Ian Martín identifies strongly with concepts of lineage, 'royal blood,' and the preservation of an 'imperial' heritage, traits central to Slytherin’s emphasis on pedigree; he explicitly claims his “19th generation” descent from Spanish nobility and “Hohenstaufen” ancestry. He exhibits the house's ambition for power and leadership through his “exhortation to recover the Will to Power” and his desire to transform his community into a “movement”. Furthermore, his world view is defined by an 'us versus them' exclusivity, frequently advocating for “deportations” and the removal of those he deems a “disgregación democrática, liberal o marxista” to restore a perceived hierarchy. His obsession with 'the value of blood' and his dismissal of modern equality as a false 'progress' aligns perfectly with the more ruthless, traditionalist aspects of Salazar Slytherin’s philosophy.

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This song’s themes of ancestral heritage and the rising power of a youth movement mirror Ian’s obsession with “forming community and forming young people” to reclaim a lost national glory. He frequently invokes the idea of blood memory, asserting that “Our ancestors are not dead, they live through us”, which aligns with the song's pastoral and nationalist imagery. The track’s focus on a 'golden' future for a specific people resonates with his declaration that “we can be happy to know that the future belongs completely to us”. Furthermore, his self-identification with fascist aesthetics and his explicit praise for figures like Nick Fuentes singing “HH in a nightclub” make this specific anthem of radicalization a chillingly accurate fit for his persona.

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