Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Frequently gushes over Charlie Cox, Resident Evil, and ships like Ryers, e.g. “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone especially me i’ve been here since 2018 like this is MY HOUSE”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, like “me cracking myself up to tears laughing at my own charlie jokes and nobody else laughs” and the elaborate burger gag in “me eating the farmer charlie with big grey beard burger…”.
- Creative: Draws and writes fanfic, referencing WIPs and art prompts like [“this is kinda an art account now?”] in bio and “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own behavior with humor, such as “if i met charlie and he knew all the crazy shit i say about him” and “i’m definitely on the naughty list based off what i tweet”.
- Hardworking: Juggles work, creative projects, and fandom events, e.g. “me getting up at 5am for this (timezones ugh), working all day, then going clubbing all night and working the next day oml”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts extreme reactions in the moment like “if charlie attends fanexpo toronto this year i WILL kill myself” and “jus lemme fuck like omg”.
- Overattached: Fandom focus borders on obsessive, e.g. “rewatching netflix daredevil but i only made it halfway into s1e1 because matt said miss page 3 times and i got too horny” and constant Charlie-centric timelines.
- Conflict-prone: Gets drawn into fandom drama and hostility, such as “bylers and reddies will shit on ryers for merely existing and then pull this” and “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone”.
- Work-life-imbalanced: Stacks work, nightlife, and creative deadlines in a way that sounds exhausting, like “me getting up at 5am for this…working all day, then going clubbing all night and working the next day” and “it’s 1:30pm and i’m getting ready for work STILL drunk”.
- NSFW-overexposed: Frequently references explicit content and porn art in public contexts, e.g. “opening my tablet only for it to completely freeze on the porn art in public” and their bio “just a horny freak tbh”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe here is chaotic, horny, and extremely self-deprecating, which lines up most closely with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user swings between over-the-top obsession with their interests and clowning themselves, e.g. working a ton while still doing fandom chaos: “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm”. The loud, shameless thirst is very Homer-brained, like “rewatching netflix daredevil but i only made it halfway into s1e1 because matt said miss page 3 times and i got too horny 🤦♀️ smfh” and “jus lemme fuck like omg”. There’s also that impulsive, self-owning disaster energy: “it’s 1:30pm and i’m getting ready for work STILL drunk like the absolute state of me rn 😭😭” and “opening my tablet only for it to completely freeze on the porn art in public” feel very ‘Homer does something mortifying and then shrieks about it.’ At the same time, underneath the mess, they’re loyal and passionate about their niche interests and ships, like “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone especially me i’ve been here since 2018 like this is MY HOUSE”, which mirrors Homer’s deeply ride-or-die heart for the things and people he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about clubbing, cons, meeting celebrities and chaotic social life, e.g. “me getting up at 5am for this (timezones ugh), working all day, then going clubbing all night and working the next day oml” and “it’s 1:30pm and i’m getting ready for work STILL drunk like the absolute state of me rn 😭😭”, showing high external stimulation and sharing it openly. They are clearly Intuitive: their timeline is full of imaginative scenarios and fandom brainrot rather than concrete, practical topics, such as the surreal Outer Banks recast dream in “had this crazy dream that in season 5 of outer banks, they quietly replaced drew starkey with current charlie for rafe…” and the exaggerated fantasy in “me eating the farmer charlie with big grey beard burger with a side of android sex in a field fries…”. Their decision-making appears Feeling-based: they center emotional reactions, sexual attraction, and fandom attachment more than logic, as in “rewatching netflix daredevil but i only made it halfway into s1e1 because matt said miss page 3 times and i got too horny 🤦♀️ smfh” and the territorial, values-focused defense of a ship in “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone especially me i’ve been here since 2018 like this is MY HOUSE”. They read as strongly Perceiving rather than Judging: there’s a recurring theme of chaos, procrastination, and taking on too much at once instead of structured planning, like “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm” and joking about their pile of unfinished work in “i have so many unfinished wips holy”. The combination of loud social energy, hyper-creative fandom obsession, emotionally charged posting, and messy, spontaneous lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you got too horny when Matt kept saying “Miss Page” in Daredevil… if we go out, do I need to legally change my name to Miss Paige or will just ‘babygirl’ suffice?
- You’re talking about getting up at 5am, working all day, clubbing all night, then coming home to drag Charlie Cox and finish ryers art — are you sure you don’t need a co‑author, coffee supplier, and professional Charlie-enabler in one package?
- You called yourself a horny freak with an art account and a Resident Evil brainrot… if you ever need a new RE9 mocap model, I promise I can hit every pose you used for college Matt taking off his shirt.
- You wondered if Charlie’s team asked ‘what the FUCK happened to you’ when he showed up looking a mess — if we met, my friends would ask me the same thing, because I’d be standing there grinning like an idiot saying ‘this is MY HOUSE, I finally pulled @derrybyers.’
- You’re out here winning the ryers renaissance, ranking Charlie’s filmography, and tweeting “thank you Daredevil” on Christmas — that mix of feral fandom and genuine love is stupidly attractive. I don’t need a trailer for Born Again; I just need a sequel to this conversation with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Paige | 22 | Scot-based barista by day, fandom gremlin by night. Once got so drunk I forgot who Charlie Cox was—still never missing a Daredevil trailer.– @derrybyers
Your signature cocktail
The Horny Freak Negroni (Game Recognizes Game Edition)
This cocktail is built strong and a little unhinged, like someone who will tweet “need that creamy guinness right from the spout bro #thursdaythoughts #needanoldirishcock #relatable” and then go to work still half-drunk. The Irish whiskey nods to all the Charlie Cox / Daredevil obsession, like “charlie if he doesn’t start doing cons soon” and “still waiting for the born again trailer”, giving the drink a messy, passionate backbone. The bitter orange apéritif represents their sharp, dragging sense of humour when they say things like “charlie’s stylist for ddba press is not allowed to have a day off or a sick day like they CANNOT let him out of their sight”. Coffee liqueur reflects their overcaffeinated, overworked chaos of “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm”. The splash of crème de cassis adds a dark fruity sweetness for the NSFW, hopelessly horny side that owns being “just a horny freak tbh” and tweets about getting too turned on at “rewatching netflix daredevil but i only made it halfway into s1e1 because matt said miss page 3 times and i got too horny”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim is for the slightly toxic, salty fandom warrior who declares “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone especially me i’ve been here since 2018 like this is MY HOUSE” while laughing at their own “charlie jokes and nobody else laughs”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a very strong mix of wit, meta-fandom awareness, and creative focus that leans Ravenclaw. They constantly turn experiences into jokes or observations, like laughing at their own niche humor about Charlie Cox: “me cracking myself up to tears laughing at my own charlie jokes and nobody else laughs”, which reflects quick, self-amused intellect. A huge throughline is creativity and art: they refer to this as "kinda an art account now" in their bio and talk about using reference photos and working on multiple fanart pieces at once: “just saw a ryers art slideshow where richie sees will taking off his shirt and i could tell they used the exact same reference photo im using for college matt taking off his shirt game recognizes game” and “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm”. They also have a very analytical, media-brain way of thinking: ranking filmography and critiquing projects (“i just saw someone (not me i swear) rank charlie’s filmography and they put legacy as better than daredevil…i mean im a legacy glazer but cmon now what are YOU DOING”) and dissecting fandom dynamics and ships: “bylers and reddies will shit on ryers for merely existing and then pull this”. Even their humor tends to be referential and layered (turning everything into a reference: “everything is a reference to ur interests if ur crazy enough”), which is very Ravenclaw-coded. While they show dedication and loyalty to niche interests (which could hint Hufflepuff or Slytherin), the dominant qualities are cleverness, obsessive media analysis, and heavy creative output, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A fitting song for them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures that chaotic, horny, slightly feral outsider energy they lean into. Their bio calling themselves “just a horny freak tbh” and the way they tweet about fandom brainrot, like “rewatching netflix daredevil but i only made it halfway into s1e1 because matt said miss page 3 times and i got too horny 🤦♀️ smfh”, lines up perfectly with the song’s mix of angst and shamelessness. They constantly roast and adore their faves at the same time, e.g. “charlie: i’m sooo ready to start training for daredevil! but just so you know i’ve never been to the gym before charlie’s dd personal trainer: yea i can tell”, which echoes the song’s self-deprecating humor. Their fandom passions (Resident Evil, Stranger Things ships, Charlie Cox obsession) and feeling like a long-time resident of niche corners of the internet, as in “everyone hopping on the ryers train is bringing out so many hateful fucking people like just leave us alone especially me i’ve been here since 2018 like this is MY HOUSE”, match the song’s theme of being the weirdo who fully owns it. And the way they juggle work, art, fanfic, and shitposting — “work, write fanfic, finish e33, make 10 tweets dragging charlie, russ art and college matt x marine frank art due by 11:59pm” — gives off the exact over-caffeinated, messy, romanticized-dirtbag vibe that the track celebrates.
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