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They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, dramatic, and funny in a way that leans into darkness without fully crossing the line. The user is constantly joking about death and melodrama in a performative, edgy way, as in “y si mejor me mato” and “yo sinceramente me voy a matar”, which mirrors Bart’s over-the-top angst and "nothing matters" attitude. There’s a mischievous, rule-breaking streak too, like “hol acabo de robarme unos bonbones de pertutti de la casa de mi papa no le digan”, very in line with Bart’s constant petty troublemaking. Their obsessive fandom energy toward My Chemical Romance (“1. my chemical romance 2. my chemical romance 3. my chemical romance…” and “bro no escucha otra cosa q no sea mcr (yo)”) feels like Bart’s hyperfixations and intense attachments. Finally, the mix of crude humor and emotional vulnerability—“compre un tabaco con olor a culo terrible” alongside “me puede pasar algo bueno porfa?”—fits Bart far more than introspective Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary activities like listening to the same playlist all day (“desde la mañana q estoy escuchando la misma playlist y solo dura 2 horas casi”) or doing makeup alone (“Me doing this makeup every day”), and they vent about feelings rather than describing frequent social events, even when they do interact (e.g. calling for specific fan groups like “fans de frank vengan hacia mi…..”). They appear Intuitive (N): their focus is on emotional meaning and symbolism in music rather than concrete, practical matters, as seen in lines like “love can be such lovely torture”, “Save me! too young to die”, and building mood-based playlists such as “playlist de mcr bajon 👍”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they express emotions openly with dramatic self-talk (“me puede pasar algo bueno porfa?”, “yo sinceramente me voy a matar”) and value emotional connection with music and idols (“I'm so in love (with gee)”) rather than using logical argument. They are clearly Perceiving (P): they admit to procrastination and lack of structure (“haciendo de todo menos retomar el colegio”) and make impulsive decisions like “je.. me agarro la lokura y borre lasfotos de ig”, suggesting spontaneity over planning. Overall, their emotional intensity, music-centered inner world, dramatic but personal expression, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle best match INFP.

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Buenos Aires. MCR on repeat, posters on the wall, coffee in hand. Once stole chocolates at dad’s house and still blames Gerard Way for it.– @desasterologyy

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with Fernet & cola, a messy, intense Argentine classic for someone who tweets “ojala se caiga el cielo asi no voy a laburar 0 ganas” and lives in Buenos Aires dreaming about shows and days off. The espresso shot is the sleep-deprived MCR brainrot energy of “desde la mañana q estoy escuchando la misma playlist y solo dura 2 horas casi” and “bro no escucha otra cosa q no sea mcr (yo)”. A dash of cherry liqueur adds sweetness for their softer side in “cuando me ponen apodos 😍🥰😘❤️❤️” and the tender emo of “Think happy thoughts”. The burnt orange peel is all the drama and chaos of tweets like “y si mejor me mato” and “me levante con gran odio hacia todos”, a little scorched but still bright. Finally, a pinch of smoked sea salt represents their dark humor and depressive-emo lyrics like “And i can’t help i think i’ll die alone” and “Save me! too young to die”, turning all that angst into something strangely comforting and addictive.

Your Hogwarts House
This user mixes dark humor, emotional intensity, and a relentless, almost obsessive focus on what they love, which aligns most with Slytherin traits. Their fixation and willingness to orient their life around My Chemical Romance, shown in tweets like “1. my chemical romance 2. my chemical romance 3. my chemical romance 4. my chemical romance 5. my chemical romance 6. my chemical romance 7. my chemical romance 8. my chemical romance 9. my chemical romance 10. my chemical romance” and “no pa no quiero un celular nuevo QUIERO VER A MCR”, reflects intense single‑minded ambition toward their passions. They’re also willing to bend rules and brag about it, as in “hol acabo de robarme unos bonbones de pertutti de la casa de mi papa no le digan”, which suggests a cheeky, self‑preserving cunning rather than strict moralism. Their frequent dramatic, self‑mythologizing tone about suffering and identity—like “bro no escucha otra cosa q no sea mcr (yo)” and “revivan mcr laburo”—fits Slytherin’s flair for dramatizing the self and turning pain into a kind of persona. While there are hints of loyalty and vulnerability, the overarching vibe is intense, dramatic, rule‑bending devotion to their own desires, which is most at home in Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song for them is Helena by My Chemical Romance, since their entire online persona is steeped in MCR devotion and emotional intensity. They constantly reference the band and listen to them almost exclusively, like when they post “1. my chemical romance 2. my chemical romance 3. my chemical romance 4. my chemical romance 5. my chemical romance 6. my chemical romance 7. my chemical romance 8. my chemical romance 9. my chemical romance 10. my chemical romance”. The melancholic, dramatic tone of Helena matches their recurrent depressive and dark humor tweets, such as “y si mejor me mato”, “yo sinceramente me voy a matar”, and “domingo depresivo”. At the same time, the song’s mix of love, grief, and intensity reflects their emotional attachment to Gerard and the band, seen in posts like “mcr save me” and “I'm so in love (with gee)”. The theatrical, cathartic energy of Helena encapsulates their vibe of dramatic fandom, emotional overload, and living life through MCR lyrics and imagery.

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