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Des Breakspear’s tweets reveal a devout Catholic who constantly references morality, community, and the common good, echoing Ned Flanders’ overt Christian faith and his concern for his neighbours. For example, he writes, "We are called to love homosexuals and all sinners and part of this love is to guide them away from sin (such as sodomy)." and "They should be banned as they are contrary to the common weal," reflecting Ned’s moral stance on social issues. He also mentions attending Mass regularly, saying "Still in church, and haven't eaten today" and "I wear a suit at Mass, but most of my aesthetic is '60s (including the suits)." This focus on religious duty, community welfare, and a conservative moral outlook parallels Ned’s frequent commentary on the well‑being of his neighbors. While Des is more academic, the core of his identity—a faithful, community‑oriented, morally driven individual—aligns best with Ned Flanders.

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Their communication is introspective and reflective, as seen in 'I was moved to tears at Mass today' and 'I wonder how much of modern dating woes is down to outsourcing matchmaking...'. They favor abstract, big‑picture thinking, evident in 'A large part of libertarianism (at least online) is ignoring market failures (e.g. externalities)' and 'You can believe in a great spiritual and cosmic truth … but this must never ever inform your politics'. Their decisions are guided by personal values and moral concerns, such as 'We cannot take the Tories seriously until people resign … in the interests of the common weal' and 'We are called to love homosexuals and all sinners and part of this love is to guide them away from sin'. They display a preference for order and planning, for example '1) semi circle lay out should be our parliament …' and 'Today is the first day of this regimen. So far so good'. Combining introverted reflection, intuitive pattern‑recognition, feeling‑driven moral stance, and a judging orientation leads to the INFJ type.

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Economics grad, Catholic, medieval church aficionado & rain‑chaser. Once solved a Santa riddle with a stained‑glass clue. #Faith #Policy #Yorkshire– @desecon1920

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The name 'Common Weal Old Fashioned' nods to his frequent pleas for the public good, echoing his tweet 'We cannot take the Tories seriously until people resign or are kicked out for their monumental failure to do anything in the interests of the common weal'. The base of London dry gin reflects his British roots and love of historic churches, as he observes 'Crazy that almost every English town (even backwaters) have a beautiful medieval (often renovated in the 19th century) church'. Port wine and honey syrup honor his Catholic faith and the sacramental wine of the Mass, recalling his words 'I was moved to tears at Mass today'. A dash of Angostura bitters and a sprig of rosemary capture his sharp political commentary and his concern for workers, seen in his tweet 'Business owners disregarding workers' safety so that ICE doesn't deport these workers, and the owners can continue paying low wages'. Served over crushed ice, the drink’s cool, rainy texture mirrors his love of rain: 'I love the rain. It's so calming to listening to, and makes the air feel so fresh'.

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The user consistently shows a love for learning, historical analysis, and intellectual rigor, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, they write, “I was watching some episodes of ‘Civilisation’ by Lord Clark and was struck by something he ascribed to the civilised state, permanent settlement,” reflecting scholarly curiosity. They also discuss economics and theory, noting, “A large part of libertarianism (at least online) is ignoring market failures (e.g externalities).” Their frequent references to theology, medieval architecture, and nuanced moral arguments, such as, “My most charitable interpretation of this is as a critique of professing Christians who hate the sin and the sinner,” demonstrate a thoughtful, analytical mindset. This pattern of valuing knowledge and critical thinking points to Ravenclaw.

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The song 'Hallelujah' by Leonard Cohen captures the user's blend of deep Catholic faith, reflective melancholy, and moral seriousness. Their tweets like "I was moved to tears at Mass today" and "My most charitable interpretation of this is as a critique of professing Christians who hate the sin and the sinner" show a yearning for redemption and a complex relationship with faith, echoed in Cohen's lyrics about brokenness and love. Their love for rain ("I love the rain. It's so calming to listening to, and makes the air feel so fresh") mirrors the song's somber, contemplative mood. Their references to historical decline and pastoral care ("I think this is just downstream from the priest, and relates to pastoral care. Tridentine Mass is something you have to opt into") reflect the song's themes of searching for meaning across time. Overall, the song's solemn yet hopeful tone matches the user's intellectual, spiritual, and emotional landscape.

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