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The user’s introspective, caring, and anxious nature aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they often feel isolated and worried about their future, as seen in "I am still alive! Fun little statement that doesn't really tell you a lot, huh? My life is doing... well enough. I've been able to keep up voice training a bit, but the issue is really bankrolling my transition, as I don't have a job and don't want family to know...". They frequently act as a confidante for friends, saying "I've ended up as my friend group's therapist, I guess... I feel drained," which mirrors Lisa’s role as the moral and emotional anchor in the Simpson family. Their love for knowledge and storytelling (e.g., praising Leva and discussing game narratives) reflects Lisa’s intellectual curiosity. Their financial concerns and desire for a stable job ("Need to get a job so I can afford the things I want~") echo Marge’s worries but Lisa also worries about her future career. Finally, their struggle with identity and self‑acceptance ("bankrolling my transition, as I don't have a job and don't want family to know... I'm not confident") resonates with Lisa’s frequent feelings of being different and her quest for authenticity.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, e.g., 'Don't take a lack of response as malice, I'm just not confident,' indicating they avoid social interaction and need time alone. Their focus on underlying meanings and personal reflections, such as 'I liked it a lot, and I really felt for Sancho' and discussing game narratives, suggests an intuitive (N) preference. They frequently express emotions and empathy, like 'Had too much caffeine and suddenly feel too many emotions' and 'I've ended up as my friend group's therapist... I feel drained,' pointing to a feeling (F) orientation. Their approach to life appears flexible and open‑ended, seen in statements like 'I need to get a job so I can afford the things I want~' and 'Kinda want to get back into bowling… Need money for that, though, and I haven’t gotten responses from the 30+ places I've applied to,' which aligns with perceiving (P). Overall, these traits are most consistent with an INFP personality.

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Trans gamer, 100% Lobotomy Corp survivor, coffee-powered job-hunter. Bowling enthusiast, cheap-glasses seeker, therapist-in-training. She/They– @DesideriumVitae

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, named 'Liminal Lush', blends espresso for the caffeine-fueled emotional swings ('Had too much caffeine and suddenly feel too many emotions'), blood orange for the lingering melancholy and the feeling of being 'still alive' ('I’m alive, by the way.'), and calming lavender syrup to soothe the manic moments ('Manic Again'). The clear gin represents the quest for clarity amid financial constraints ('Glasses are expensive ;_;'), while a dash of aromatic bitters mirrors the bittersweet reality of being a therapist for friends ('I’ve ended up as my friend group’s therapist, I guess...'). Together, the drink captures Kat’s resilience, their admiration for strong characters ('I have always respected and admired Leva for what she has done and continues to do for her family.'), and their hopeful search for a new job and transition ('Need to get a job so I can afford the things I want~').

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Kat repeatedly emphasizes caring for others, as seen in the tweet "I've ended up as my friend group's therapist, I guess... I don't dislike the idea of helping my friends and people I care about when they need it," which reflects Hufflepuff's loyalty and kindness. Their determination to survive personal challenges—"I am still alive! My life is doing... well enough"—shows the perseverance and hard‑working nature valued by Hufflepuff. They also express a strong work ethic, constantly seeking employment: "Need to get a job so I can afford the things I want~" and "I haven’t gotten responses from the 30+ places I’ve applied to," indicating patience and diligence. Their admiration for characters who are "tenacious, cunning, and caring" underscores a respect for dedication and compassion over ambition. Overall, Kat's focus on supporting friends, enduring hardship, and steady effort aligns best with Hufflepuff traits.

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The user repeatedly affirms their existence with tweets like "I’m alive, by the way." and "Not dead~," showing a determination to keep going despite hardship. Their bio notes low confidence and a fear of being misunderstood, which aligns with the song’s defiant lyric "I'm still standing better than I ever did." They also mention ongoing struggles—searching for a job, affording their transition, and feeling emotionally drained (e.g., "Manic Again" and "Had too much caffeine and suddenly feel too many emotions")—mirroring the track’s theme of perseverance through adversity. The upbeat, triumphant tone of Elton John’s anthem captures their resilience and desire to stay upright no matter how many challenges arise.

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