Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually-curious: Engages with complex topics like AI diffusion and its impact on art in “The proletarianisation of art through diffusion is a looming axe of my head I fear.” and software tooling in “「Nix」ᛁᛋ工具ᚦᚨᛏᛏᚨᚲᛖᛋ独方法ᛏᚢ包管理ᚨᚾᛞ系統配置。”.
- Politically-engaged: Regularly comments on geopolitics and history, e.g. territorial separatism in “Raging against territory holding separatists is petty ressentiment.” and ethnic politics in “I am embarrassed by my fellow right wingers deliberately misinterpreting this map.”.
- Theoretically-minded: Frames ideas in abstract, structural terms, such as propaganda theory in “Propaganda for today's youth should make the viewer feel powerful, in order to succeed over propaganda that does not” and governance in “A Buddhist theocracy is a technocracy.”.
- Culturally-literate: References a wide spread of traditions and media—from Ayyubids and European folk religions in “European folk religions are made by Europeans.” to Skyrim modding in “I, in my heart, hope that TES6 does not come out and ruin the Skyrim modding scene.”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, such as grief in “My best friend just died in a car crash.” and frustration or admiration in posts like “she ate”.
Weaknesses:
- Needlessly-vulgar: Bio phrase “period blood eating” and insults like “we are polytheists retard” and “zero reading comprehension award” undermine perceived credibility.
- Aggressively-confrontational: Uses threatening or extreme language, e.g. “Doesn't matter. We're going to skin you if we catch you raping.” and mocking tone in “me when i blatantly make stuff up”.
- Elitist-dismissive: Frequently belittles others rather than arguing, as seen in “How do you resent yourself this bad?” and “I am DONE with any pretense of taking Sokka Gakkai seriously 😭😭😭”.
- Obscure-communicator: Mixes scripts and esoteric references that limit accessibility, e.g. the multi-script text in “我戀ᛁᛏᚹᛖᚾ冰ᛁᛋ白 I love it when ice is white” and dense religious-historical allusions in “The Ayyubids are returning.”.
- Hostile-humor: Relies on ridicule and edgy jokes that alienate, e.g. “GOG (Groyper Occupied Government)” and provocative imagery like “Epstein arriving at FPC Bryan on a motorbike with a shotgun to save Ghislaine Maxwell”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but if she’d grown up extremely online, politically radical, and steeped in esoteric internet subcultures. Like Lisa, they’re intensely intellectual and philosophical, constantly analyzing culture and power, as in their reflection on AI art and class: “The proletarianisation of art through diffusion is a looming axe of my head I fear.” They show a principled, almost doctrinaire streak in religion and ideology, e.g. “European folk religions are made by Europeans… Such can happen again.” and “A Buddhist theocracy is a technocracy.”, which parallels Lisa’s earnest theorizing about ethics and systems. Their tendency to correct others and call out bad arguments—“zero reading comprehension award” and “I am embarrassed by my fellow right wingers deliberately misinterpreting this map.”—fits Lisa’s know‑it‑all, pedantic side. At the same time, the mix of dark humor and emotional vulnerability, like “My best friend just died in a car crash.”, evokes Lisa’s combination of melancholy and intensity, just filtered through a much edgier, postmodern online persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an introvert (I): there’s little about in-person social life, and the humor is often directed outward from a detached, observing stance rather than a socially-seeking one, e.g. the curt self-description “i am nasty, brutish, and short” and the request for interaction that’s still ironic and controlled, “Can you reply to me saying something about something and ratio me”. Their feed is strongly intuition (N)-leaning: they jump between historical, religious, and technological abstractions instead of concrete day-to-day life, as in “The proletarianisation of art through diffusion is a looming axe of my head I fear. Forces as such are inevitable.” and the synthetic language/orthography play in “「Nix」ᛁᛋ工具... 学ᚺᚨᚢᛏᚢᛗᚨᚲᛖ可復、声明ᚨᚾᛞ可靠系統。”. They consistently favor thinking (T) over feeling: arguments are framed in analytical or combative terms rather than empathy, e.g. “Raging against territory holding separatists is petty ressentiment. Don't pathetically try to convince them why they're wrong. If they're so bad, conquer them.” and the coldly rule-based stance “Doesn't matter. We're going to skin you if we catch you raping. We don't need anything more than that.”. Their tone is blunt and often mocking rather than conciliatory, as in “zero reading comprehension award” and “me when i blatantly make stuff up”, reinforcing T over F. Finally, they look judging (J): they express firm structural and normative views about religion, politics, and propaganda (e.g. “European folk religions are made by Europeans. The break in continuity is meaningless when they can be recreated by Europeans being Europeans.” and “Propaganda for today's youth should make the viewer feel powerful, in order to succeed over propaganda that does not”), and speak in definitive conclusions rather than open-ended musings. This pattern of abstract theory, strategic and historical framing, and decisive judgments fits best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: “Propaganda for today’s youth should make the viewer feel powerful.” Me, seeing your timeline: “Mission accomplished, I suddenly want to become what I hate and fall for a nasty, brutish, and short hapa knight.”
- You fear “the proletarianisation of art through diffusion,” but I promise if we’re together I’ll treat you like a rare hand-illuminated manuscript, not a LoRA – 1/1 edition, lovingly overfitted to my taste.
- You: “A Buddhist theocracy is a technocracy.” Me: “Perfect, because my heart just elected you Supreme Technocrat of System Configuration after that Nix tweet – care to declaratively manage our relationship?”
- You tweet about turning Temple of Zeus larpers into ash with vajras and skinning rapists alive; I’m just trying to humbly apply for the role of ‘the girl reading this’ who gets protected instead of smitten (well, maybe smitten in a different way).
- You wrote “Hapa food for a hapa” and “I wish I was in the land of cotton 我望我wosinthe土地ov棉” – if code-switching and mixed scripts are your love language, let me be your polytheist pantheon of dialects and worship you in every alphabet you shitpost in.
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Your new Twitter bio
Half-Asian lore enjoyer, Skyrim mod archivist, and amateur theologian of many gods. Once learned more Japanese from error messages than from class.– @desperatereturn
Your signature cocktail
The Hapa Vajra Highball
This drink mixes Japanese whisky for the self-described “hapa knight 男の娘” energy in their bio and the cross-cultural posting style. Thai basil–infused coconut water captures their syncretic, Southeast-Asia-adjacent Buddhist streak and lines like “turn Temple of Zeus larpers into ash with vajras”, blending East and West with a smack of herbaceous chaos. The smoky lapsang syrup nods to their darker, warlike rhetoric such as “Doesn't matter. We're going to skin you if we catch you raping.” and posts about separatists like “If they're so bad, conquer them.”. A dash of absinthe represents their esoteric, slightly unhinged mysticism and techno-theocracy takes like “A Buddhist theocracy is a technocracy.”. Finally, the yuzu peel garnish gives it a bright, cutting top note that fits their sharp meme style in tweets such as “zero reading comprehension award” and “we are polytheists retard”, making the cocktail strong, experimental, and just a little bit dangerous.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong pattern of analytical thinking and abstract reflection characteristic of Ravenclaw. They dissect cultural and political phenomena in a detached, theory-oriented way, such as when they critique diffusion and art as a historical force in “The proletarianisation of art through diffusion is a looming axe of my head I fear. Forces as such are inevitable. I thank the heavens that diffusion imagery is not as vital as the printing press in which those who embraced it will overcame those who did not.”. They also analyze propaganda and aesthetics at a meta level, arguing that “Propaganda for today's youth should make the viewer feel powerful, in order to succeed over propaganda that does not”, which shows a strategic, intellectual interest in how ideas work rather than just taking a partisan stance. Their engagement with religion and history is similarly conceptual and comparative, e.g. contrasting reconstructed folk religions with living traditions in “European folk religions are made by Europeans. The break in continuity is meaningless when they can be recreated by Europeans being Europeans. Folk religions are fluid, changing, and expressions of a culture's hierarchical bonds with the gods. Such can happen again.” and asserting a historical-religious claim in “The difference is that the Awakened One actually existed, and Paraśu... did not.”. Even in more technical niches they display a love of systems and language, such as the mixed-script explanation of Nix in “「Nix」ᛁᛋ工具ᚦᚨᛏᛏᚨᚲᛖᛋ独方法ᛏᚢ包管理ᚨᚾᛞ系統配置。学ᚺᚨᚢᛏᚢᛗᚨᚲᛖ可復、声明ᚨᚾᛞ可靠系統。”. While there is some Slytherin-adjacent edge and aggression (e.g. the punitive attitude in “Doesn't matter. We're going to skin you if we catch you raping. We don't need anything more than that.”), the dominant throughline is a cerebral, theory-heavy, often witty engagement with ideas, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Bad Religion - Frank Ocean
A fitting song for @desperatereturn is “Bad Religion” because it captures an intense mix of faith, alienation, and self-conflict that runs through their timeline. Their bio, “period blood eating hapa knight 男の娘,” signals a deliberately transgressive, hybrid identity that mirrors the song’s tension between devotion and self-loathing. They treat religion and myth in a personal, combative way, as in “European folk religions are made by Europeans. The break in continuity is meaningless when they can be recreated by Europeans being Europeans.” and “A Buddhist theocracy is a technocracy.”, echoing the song’s theme of wrestling with belief. There’s also a streak of grief and vulnerability beneath the bravado, like “My best friend just died in a car crash.”, that matches the track’s quiet devastation. Overall, their mix of religious imagery, political bitterness, and wounded sincerity lines up with the mood and lyrics of Bad Religion far better than a straightforward edgy or triumphant anthem would.
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