Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, art, school, and relationships, like in “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone” and “nursing school got me actually fucked up !!”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks and values online connections, e.g. “i need more friends follow me if youre funny or anorexic or mentally ill or all three (i post mcr and white stripes related things)” and worrying when “my m00ts keep getting banned wtfff </333”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and absurdity to express thoughts, like “youu go to a strokes concert and everyone is there just stroking their d” and “FRIK MY ST000PID FRIGGING GAMESTOP EMPL0Y333 LYFEEEEEEEEEEE”.
- Creative: Talks about drawing and art, e.g. considering “draw s/h scars ryro cuz ive been rlly wanting too cuz cute yk but work :P” and posting their own art in “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about fandom narratives, like calling Frerard “actually like predatory and one sided as fuck on frankies end because he was legit taking advantage of a drunk gee !! :( </3”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly promotes extreme fasting and starvation, e.g. “day 1 of my fast and i feel euphoric”, “i passed out of starvation and got sent home”, and “my fave anti binge method: take everything u wanna eat on 1 plate.. mush it and make it all gross… then …throwing it away”.
- Harm-normalizing: Normalizes and aestheticizes self-harm and eating disorders, e.g. “are you really an mcr fan if you dont have your favs name slit onyour arm? o O” and bio tags like “edtwt” and “proshipper!edtwt!bandomtwt!”.
- Boundary-blurring: Blurs moral and relational boundaries with grooming fantasies, like “aww im gonna groom YOU MIKEY” and “imagine being gees older friend and grooming mikey behind his back”.
- Relationship instability: Describes intense, conflicted dynamics with boyfriend, e.g. “i hate my boyfriend he wants me to move to canada… and be his trad wife” and “Can someone cast a break up spell on me and my boyfriend please”.
- Negative self-image: Expresses deep self-hatred and body dissatisfaction, like “i need to loose weight fucking immediately that is really really bad dude”, “body dysmorphia so bad the only thing i can wear are baggy hoodies”, and “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and darkly funny while still obviously very young and caught up in messy situations. Like Bart, they lean hard into rebellion and shock value, with tweets about fasting and pro-ana culture such as “day 1 of my fast and i feel euphoric and capable of receiving and giving love again” and “wanna #fast for 2 days with me im boredsies ^_^”, treating serious issues with a flippant tone. Their love of edgy jokes and taboo topics shows up in posts like “aww im gonna groom YOU MIKEY” and “jerking off to FATSPO #youcantstopme”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for reaction and humor. At the same time, hints of vulnerability peek through, like “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone” and “i hate shopping for clothes in general… i wish i was just a normal teenage girl”, similar to Bart’s hidden insecurities beneath his clownish exterior. Their impulsivity in relationships and life plans—wanting to drop out of nursing school in “im gonna drop out of nursing school FUCK THIS” and the dramatic posts about their boyfriend—also fit Bart’s pattern of dramatic, emotionally charged decisions. Overall, the blend of teen rebellion, dark humor, attention-seeking shock, and buried self-esteem issues aligns them much more with Bart than with more earnest, responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly seek interaction and new mutuals, e.g. “i need more friends follow me if youre funny or anorexic or mentally ill or all three (i post mcr and white stripes related things)” and “need mooties since im #unemployed egeinnn (●'◡'●) hit me up buttercup >< >< >_<”, and they share a lot of personal details publicly. Their Intuition (N) comes through in their focus on ideas, fantasies, and scenarios rather than concrete facts, like spinning elaborate dynamics about band members and grooming scenarios, e.g. “imagine being gees older friend and grooming mikey behind his back (┬┬﹏┬┬)(┬┬﹏┬┬) </333” and “waycest age gap like 2019 gerard with 2002 mikey way (┬┬﹏┬┬) (┬┬﹏┬┬) (┬┬﹏┬┬) sooo fregging cute!!!”. They lean Feeling (F): their posts are emotionally intense, self-critical, and relationship‑focused rather than structured arguments, like “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone” and “i hate shopping for clothes in general. it is honestly the worst and i hate how everything looks on me i wish i was just a normal teenage girl like i want to be and i could just fit in and be normal #starving”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life and eating patterns are impulsive and chaotic rather than planned—fasts are announced spontaneously (“fasting tmrw! like if ur going to fast with me. ill be posting all day like a fortnite event hehehehehe (●'◡'●)”), they switch jobs and accounts frequently (“ive had like 6 twitter accounts becuz my others got mass reported” and “guess who just got fired >_< :P !! /srs”), and they dramatize changes on the fly rather than presenting long‑term structure. Overall, the combination of highly social, idea‑driven, emotional, and spontaneous behavior best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever go to see MCR together, I’m fully prepared to be your emotionally literate, artistically cultured boyfriend upgrade — minus the Canada trad-wife arc and plus front-row scream-singing.
- You said you’ll unpin when you reach your GW, but I’d like to formally request you keep that pinned and instead let me be the one who’s hopelessly obsessed with you reaching your ‘girlfriend’ status with me.
- You passed out from starvation and got sent home, broke your arm, and survived nursing school chaos — statistically speaking, the most dangerous thing in your life right now should be me making you fall for me.
- You’re out here blessing people to dream about their fav My Chem member; I was kinda hoping you’d bless me to dream about you instead — preferably the version of you yelling about Gamestop, Meg White, and anatomy teachers in the same breath.
- You keep wondering if your anatomy teacher is hot or if it’s just mommy issues; I volunteer as a third option: clearly you just have a type for chaotic, music-obsessed weirdos… and I fit that syllabus perfectly.
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17 | nursing student surviving on coffee, bands & night shifts. Once passed out in class, still showed up to work. Opinions are mine, playlists are loud.– @destroyakitti
Your signature cocktail
Starving Arts & Bandom Hearts
This cocktail starts with cold brew coffee infused vodka for the jittery, over-caffeinated survival vibe of tweets like “drinking coffee is how im surviving” and their nursing-school burnout in “nursing school got me actually fucked up !!”. Sour cherry liqueur brings in the sharp, messy relationship drama of “i hate my boyfriend he wants me to move to canada in his house his rich parents left him and be his trad wife and have his kids and have a marriage under the catholic church” and the breakup spell plea in “Can someone cast a break up spell on me and my boyfriend please #srs #pleaseandthankyou”. The cotton candy-flavored syrup captures the deceptively cute, emoticon-heavy surface of “i need more friends follow me if youre funny or anorexic or mentally ill or all three (i post mcr and white stripes related things)” and “its me and my 7 m00ts against the world. im ready”, hiding something darker underneath. A splash of sparkling water with lemon keeps it light, fizzy, and teenage-chaotic like “cant wait to graduate next year fuck this school” and their frantic job/uni shifts in “finally got a new j0b !!! au revoir unempl0yment </333” and “im gonna drop out of nursing school FUCK THIS”. The black sugar rim with edible silver glitter mirrors the glamorized darkness of their ED/bandom aesthetics like “day 1 of my fast and i feel euphoric and capable of receiving and giving love again” and their MCR/White Stripes fixation in “i m1sss unaplegetically luvin the white stripess </3333333333 still <3 megnjack” and “blesses u to dream about ur fav mychem <333”. Strong but dressed up as cute, sour-sweet with a glittery rim of chaos, it’s exactly the sort of drink that would live on edtwt and quote MCR lyrics at 3 a.m.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their profile shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, self-preservation, and calculated boundary-setting. They explicitly warn others off their page, saying “dni or block if you dont like my posts (✿◡‿◡)”, which is a clear act of controlling their environment and protecting their space. They invoke external authority to deter harassment with “if you came on my page to harass me my parents work in law enforcement and my uncle is a lawyer </3”, a very strategic, self-preserving move rather than a purely idealistic one. There’s also a sharp, sometimes ruthless edge in tweets like “i need more friends follow me if youre funny or anorexic or mentally ill or all three” and the repeated use of grooming/age-gap fantasies such as “imagine being gees older friend and grooming mikey behind his back”, which points to transgressive, boundary-pushing thinking rather than concern with fairness or kindness. Even their joking threat, “tempted to hit my twink ass friend sitting in front of me >:(((”, and their desire to ritualistically sacrifice moots for their fave in “i would sacrifice all of my m00ts ritualistically in exchange of hold mikey way when he cries” show a willingness to prioritize their own obsessions over others’ well-being, which aligns more with Slytherin’s self-focused ambition and intensity than with the values of the other houses.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their whole account is steeped in MCR and bandom culture, from their display name “clancee is seeing MCR” to repeated My Chem references like “blesses u to dream about ur fav mychem <333”, so a My Chemical Romance track fits them best. I’m Not Okay (I Promise) captures that blend of dark humor, self‑destruction, and performative melodrama that runs through tweets like “my art sucks i am ugly no one loves me and i will die alone” and “i passed out of starvation and got sent home”. The song’s theme of being visibly unwell while almost joking about it mirrors their attitude in “day 1 of my fast and i feel euphoric and capable of receiving and giving love again” and “ok ^^^^^_^ #throwingup”. Its teen‑angst, school, and mental‑health undertones also match posts like “cant wait to graduate next year fuck this school” and “nursing school got me actually fucked up !!”. Overall, the song’s mix of vulnerability, chaos, and emo theatrics lines up closely with their self‑described identity as an "edtwt" and "bandomtwt" teen who jokes through real pain.
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