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The user shows deep social anxiety and loneliness, similar to Milhouse’s constant feeling of being ignored, e.g., they tweet 'people irl are actually willing to talk to me and be friends but everyone just feels so vapid and surface level to me... i really cba' and 'i’m lonely'. They also express paranoia about how they appear, like 'i only have like 4 outfits that i just switch between because i’m really paranoid about how my clothes make me come off' and 'i’m too paranoid to actually talk about anything on this account because i inexplicably get too much engagement'. Their self‑deprecating humor and wish for acceptance, such as 'i think i might get rid of 1000 followers or so and hopefully that’ll make posting a bit more fun', mirrors Milhouse’s attempts to fit in despite being a perpetual outsider. The frequent mentions that 'my life fucking sucks' and 'i’m too scared to post about my life publicly' echo Milhouse’s depressive moments throughout the series. Overall, Milhouse’s blend of insecurity, yearning for friendship, and constant self‑doubt best aligns with the user's tweets.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, repeatedly expressing discomfort with social interaction and a desire to stay hidden, as seen in tweets like 'i’m too scared to tweet' and 'i’m lonely.' Their language is dominated by abstract, speculative ideas and pattern‑looking, such as 'a agartha isn’t just a tiktok meme?!' and 'i think the new algorithm just makes posts from mutuals disappear,' indicating a preference for intuition (N). Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions rather than pure logic, evident in statements like 'my life fucking sucks,' 'i’m a trans inclusive radical misogynist,' and 'i don’t accept criticism from others,' which point to Feeling (F). The account’s spontaneous, flexible posting style—e.g., 'i’ll cook food for you oomf, just let me live with you,' 'i might get rid of 1000 followers … to make posting more fun,' and 'just scheduled this tweet for december 16'—shows a Perceiving (P) orientation. Taken together, these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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18 | Student & anime fan (Miku plush collector - spent $100 on a 'long-term investment') | SoundCloud & Bandcamp lover | Introvert seeking genuine connections– @desutwt

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The cocktail is built on black vodka, representing the 'dark woke but not safe edgy' vibe that permeates the account. The bitter coffee liqueur mirrors the line 'my life fucking sucks', while the sharp lime juice captures the anxiety of 'social anxiety so bad that i’m scared to tweet'. A dash of hot sauce adds the volatile edge of 'how are people so sick and twisted and evil that they block me instead of just muting me', and a touch of honey syrup offers a fleeting sweetness that reflects the yearning for connection in 'i’m so bored and lonely but it feels better than living with my relatives'. Together the ingredients create a drink that feels both intense and conflicted, just like the user’s self‑portrait.

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The user shows clear ambition and a desire for control, as seen in tweets like "how do i get strangers on the internet to pay me money" and "i think i might get rid of 1000 followers or so and hopefully that’ll make posting a bit more fun". They are also very aware of social media dynamics, saying "i’m too paranoid to actually talk about anything on this account because i inexplicably get too much engagement". Their tendency to push edgy, contrarian viewpoints – for example "edgy jokes being mainstream makes them unfunny" and "mental illness is too mainstream im going to gatekeep" – reflects Slytherin’s resourceful and self‑preserving nature. These traits align best with the ambition and cunning associated with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly expresses feeling like an outsider and unwanted, similar to the chorus of "Creep" ("I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?"). They say 'people irl are actually willing to talk to me and be friends but everyone just feels so vapid and surface level to me... i really cba,' showing they see others as shallow and themselves as different. Their loneliness is explicit in tweets like 'i’m lonely' and 'my life fucking sucks,' echoing the song's lament of not belonging. The repeated mention of feeling like 'an actual slave having to wake up with an alarm' and being 'too scared to tweet' underscores their alienation and low self‑worth, matching the self‑deprecating tone of "Creep".

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