Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on grief and emotional states, like missing their father and how mourning affects daily life in “o luto é um bagulho bizarro...” and “Não é o primeiro ano novo que passo sem meu pai mas é o primeiro ano novo que eu passo sem meu pai.”.
- Caring teacher: Shows deep attachment and responsibility toward students, e.g. “Ter formado meu primeiro terceirão como professor é uma experiência estranha... Se formar é mais fácil do que continuar, que evento canônico bizarro”.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, such as “eu não preciso do meu Twitter para me expor eu me exponho no melhores amigos do Instagram” and “dps q eu aprendi a mentir justificar as faltas no trabalho ficou mt mais fácil”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets concrete life goals like buying a car, getting more teaching hours, and financing a house in “GOALS TO 2026: Comprar um carro... Financiar uma casa”.
- Passionate fan: Engages intensely with media and games, especially HEXATOMBE and anime, across many tweets like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #HEXATOMBE” and “Go Beyond Plus Ultra”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic exhaustion: Frequently mentions being tired or overwhelmed, such as “Eu to cansado” and “n vrjo a hr do ano que vem acabar e eu poder sair de tudo isso e voltar a ser um peão”.
- Social insecurity: Expresses fear of not being remembered or valued by friends in “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes”.
- Sleep anxiety: Shows recurring fear around sleep and nighttime, e.g. “eu to com medo de dormir dnv eu vim 1500km pra longe pra 3 anos dps voltwr a ter medo de dormir”.
- Financial impulsivity: Acknowledges spending beyond limits, as in “gastei demais em curitiba e faltou 4,60 pra pagar o aluguel” and jokes about sudden big purchases in “O GERENTE FICOU MALUCOOOO”.
- Self‑exposure: Admits oversharing or risky openness online, like “eu não preciso do meu Twitter para me expor eu me exponho no melhores amigos do Instagram” and worrying about being followed by the university in “agr que a reitoria me segue no instagram eu não posso mais repostar no reels algumas coisas.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, idealistic, emotionally intense, and quietly ambitious. Like Lisa, they juggle intellect and melancholy, talking about grief and how it reshapes their world, as in “o luto é um bagulho bizarro o meu chocolate não tem mais o mesmo gosto a lichia não tem mais tanto sabor e os fina de semana são mais longos saudades papai” and “Não é o primeiro ano novo que passo sem meu pai mas é o primeiro ano novo que eu passo sem meu pai.”. They show a strong teacher/education identity and sense of responsibility, reflecting Lisa’s academic side, in “Ter formado meu primeiro terceirão como professor é uma experiência estranha, como assim ano que vem eu vou entrar na mesma sala and eles não vão estar lá?” and their 2026 goals about work and university in “GOALS TO 2026: Comprar um carro Pegar mais de 30h nos colégios 2 matérias na UTF Financiar uma casa”. There’s also Lisa-like introspection and feeling misunderstood in “eu poderia aprender milhares de idiomas e mesmo assim ninguém seria capaz de entender como eu me sinto” and the quiet wish to be more noticed in “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes”. At the same time, they have bursts of fandom passion, moral concern, and dramatic live-commentary (e.g., their many HEXATOMBE reactions like “NAO POMBA VC N VAI SE MATAR #hexatombe”), which echoes Lisa’s intense engagement with the media and causes she loves. Overall, the combination of sensitivity, intellectual drive, emotional depth, and occasional righteous outbursts aligns more with Lisa than with the other core Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they talk openly about students, colleagues, friends and online communities, and seem energized by interaction, e.g. celebrating forming their first senior class as a teacher in “Ter formado meu primeiro terceirão como professor é uma experiência estranha…” and live-reacting with intense emotion to HEXATOMBE events in many tweets like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #HEXATOMBE”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they often jump from concrete events to broader meaning or symbolism, such as reflecting on grief and how it changes sensory experience in “o luto é um bagulho bizarro o meu chocolate não tem mais o mesmo gosto…”, and making poetic/abstract comments like “Marcado pelo Estigma da Ira, Repreesão, Rancor, Frustração e Rebeldia.”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: decisions and reactions are framed emotionally and empathetically, like caring deeply about being remembered by friends in “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes” and defending/protecting favorite characters or people in “NAO POMBA VC N VAI SE MATAR #hexatombe”. Finally, they lean Perceiving: they show spontaneity, impulsive ideas and flexible planning more than strict structure, for example joking about impulsive academic decisions in “Eu tendo ideias impulsivas no onibus e pensando se não peço suficiencia em 3 matérias semestre que vem assim:” and casually admitting to overspending and being short on rent in “gastei demais em curitiba e faltou 4,60 pra pagar o aluguel”. While they do set goals like “GOALS TO 2026: Comprar um carro… Financiar uma casa”, the tone is playful and optimistic rather than rigidly scheduled, fitting an ENFP profile: social, emotionally expressive, idealistic, and flexible.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spent six years watching anime to finally understand words by context; give me one date and I’ll teach you the universal language of ‘para pa pa ra ra’ and hand-holding.
- If you can backdoor listening to the MHA OST with five enemies alive, imagine what we could duo-queue: you go Beyond Plus Ultra on the ranked ladder, and I’ll go Beyond Plus Ultra on planning our post-game pizza date.
- You said forming your first ‘terceirão’ felt like a bizarre canonical event; how about we start a new canon where the strange plot twist is: professor ESTP accidentally falls for the person who actually texts back.
- You turned a ‘generic isekai’ into BL by accident—clearly you have a talent for alternate routes. Want to see what happens in the route where we watch HEXATOMBE together and I hold you every time Raziel does something morally questionable?
- You wrote that grief made chocolate dull, lichia weaker, and weekends longer; I can’t fix the luto, but I can show up with Duran Duran on in the background, a camera for your ‘accessibility‑challenged’ photography hobby, and all the time in the world just to remember your dad’s whistles with you.
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Physics teacher, anime binge-watcher & HEXATOMBE theorist. Once drove 1500 km just to learn I was still afraid of the dark.– @desviderlol
Your signature cocktail
Hexatombe Highball of the Fool
The cachaça infused with roasted coffee is for the chaotic, sleep-deprived grind of teaching, studying and gaming, like when they say “Eu to cansado” and still pull ranked matches in League. Blood orange juice adds a bright bitterness that mirrors the emotional whiplash of screaming over #HEXATOMBE (“ACORDEI O PRÉDIO ATOA VTNC CABELUDO #HEXATOMBE”) while processing grief and odd humor about life. Lychee liqueur is a nod to their softer side and specific nostalgia, like when they admit “a lichia não tem mais tanto sabor e os fina de semana são mais longos saudades papai”. Sparkling tonic water keeps the drink lively and a bit sharp, reflecting their ESTP energy and impulsive ideas on buses (“Eu tendo ideias impulsivas no onibus e pensando se não peço suficiencia em 3 matérias semestre que vem assim:”). Finally, a dash of saline represents the tears and resilience behind lines like “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes” and the bittersweet courage of setting big goals in “GOALS TO 2026: Comprar um carro… Financiar uma casa”. This cocktail is strong but sparkling, melancholic yet playful—exactly the mood of someone who can tweet “Despite Everything. It's still you” and then go scream about anime or Minecraft five minutes later.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show strong attachment and loyalty to students, friends, and family, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. As a teacher, they’re emotionally invested in their class, writing about how strange and bittersweet it is to see their first graduating class leave and calling it a “bizarre canon event” in “Ter formado meu primeiro terceirão como professor é uma experiência estranha, como assim ano que vem eu vou entrar na mesma sala e eles não vão estar lá?”. Their grief posts about their father are tender and grounded in everyday sensory details (“my chocolate doesn’t taste the same”), showing deep, enduring attachment rather than performative drama, as in “o luto é um bagulho bizarro ... saudades papai”. They also express a quiet longing to be remembered and valued by friends, calling themselves “low maintenance by obligation” in “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes”, which fits the underappreciated, steady Hufflepuff archetype. Even their fandom engagement in HEXATOMBE emphasizes care and protection of characters (e.g., “NAO POMBA VC N VAI SE MATAR #hexatombe” and “Não toca na Cindy (eu abro editor de vídeo 2x por ano) #HEXATOMBE”), showing a nurturing, protective instinct more than a glory-seeking one. There are hints of ambition and impulsiveness (like their 2026 goals and joking about lying to justify absences), but the dominant through-line is loyalty, emotional warmth, and a desire to be there for others—classic Hufflepuff traits.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song about grief, resilience, and trying to turn pain into motivation fits them strongly. They speak very openly about losing their father and how everyday things feel different now, writing that “o luto é um bagulho bizarro o meu chocolate não tem mais o mesmo gosto a lichia não tem mais tanto sabor e os fina de semana são mais longos saudades papai” and that “Não é o primeiro ano novo que passo sem meu pai mas é o primeiro ano novo que eu passo sem meu pai.”. At the same time, they still set ambitious goals and joke about life, listing big dreams like “GOALS TO 2026: Comprar um carro Pegar mais de 30h nos colégios 2 matérias na UTF Financiar uma casa (O GERENTE FICOU MALUCOOOO)”, mirroring the song’s mix of struggle and determination to keep marching forward. They also show a sense of loneliness and desire to be remembered, saying “sou baixa manutenção por obrigação ngm sabe o qnt eu queria ser lembrando pelos meus amigos mais vezes” and “eu poderia aprender milhares de idiomas e mesmo assim ninguém seria capaz de entender como eu me sinto”, which resonates with the song’s themes of being misunderstood yet still trying to inspire others. Overall, the balance of melancholy, nostalgia, and stubborn hope in Welcome to the Black Parade matches the way they navigate grief, teaching, fandoms, and everyday chaos on their timeline.
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