Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Sensitivity: Expresses a deep, emotional connection to obscure media and aesthetics, such as the music of “The Angelic Process” and the film Sátántangó.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Engages with complex philosophical and psychological concepts, referencing “Freud” and the “natural sound of Reality”.
- Cinematic Appreciation: Demonstrates a refined taste in cinema, awarding “5/5” to films and sharing their “favorite movie” with followers.
- Physical Discipline: Commits to a fitness routine despite mental strain, noting that during “leg training” the soul almost leaves the body.
- Radical Honesty: Maintains an unfiltered presence, openly discussing personal struggles like “dissociation” and his “desvenlafaxine” medication.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive Tendencies: Frequently mentions harmful coping mechanisms, such as a goal to “drink until in an alcoholic coma” and constant “cigarette” use.
- Emotional Instability: Displays volatile mood swings, oscillating between “suicidal ideation” on Sundays and aggressive outbursts.
- Nihilistic Outlook: Maintains a bleak worldview where “nothing is real” and every city is perceived as a “prison”.
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to a reckless desire to live “any kind of madness” to avoid missing out on life.
- Strained Relationships: Expresses significant difficulty in personal connections, stating it is “impossible to please” his mother and feeling cynical about “women”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
@desvven embodies the melancholic, socially awkward, and emotionally intense energy of Milhouse, particularly his "indie/alternative" side. Much like Milhouse’s desperate attempts to be cool or find love, the user oscillates between profound loneliness, quoting “a dozen winters of loneliness and a dozen summers against the world”, and an almost aggressive desire for affection, as seen when they tweet “ai q vontade de mamar um peitinho..”. They share a flair for the dramatic and a preoccupation with their own psychological state, claiming “academia é tipo dissociar e recorrer a traumas”. Finally, their niche interests in Current 93 or Sátántangó mirror Milhouse's status as a perpetual outsider who finds solace in specific subcultures while lamenting that “é impossível agradar minha mãe impossível”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@desvven displays strong Introversion and Intuition, frequently engaging with solitary, niche subcultures and abstract concepts like “the natural sound of Reality, reverberating like thousands of thunders simultaneously”. Their Feeling preference is evident in their deep emotional reactivity to music and relationships, often expressing a raw, melancholic sentimentality such as “a dozen winters of loneliness and a dozen summers against the world”. The Perceiving trait manifests in their spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle and lack of a traditional filter, seen when they admit to “losing the best phase of life” or experiencing “insane depersonalization” while looking in the mirror. Overall, their tweets reflect the Healer/Mediator archetype: highly individualistic, emotionally intense, and deeply preoccupied with internal states and alternative aesthetics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Sátántangó? Because I'm ready to spend the next seven hours staring at you without blinking once.
- Forget the desvenlafaxine—how about we just listen to Current 93 and pretend the world is ending together?
- If we date, I promise to never lie to you about wanting children, but I'll definitely watch Serial Experiments Lain with you until we both dissociate.
- I may not have a dozen winters of loneliness under my belt, but I’d definitely spend a dozen summers against the world with you.
- Is that 'The Angelic Process' playing, or is the natural sound of Reality just reverberating through my soul because you walked in?
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Cinephile and sound explorer with a penchant for Sátántangó and post-rock. When I'm not dissecting Freud or at the gym, I’m searching for the perfect headphones.– @desvven
Your signature cocktail
The Desvenlafaxine Dream
This drink is an experimental, high-proof concoction for someone whose idea of a good time is “beber até entrar em coma alcoólico”. The bitter Absinthe and dark Blackberry represent their penchant for 'doomer' aesthetics and dark experimental music like “The Angelic Process”, while the Cold Brew provides the manic energy of a “treino de perna” mixed with psychological dissociation. The Smoked Sage nods to their constant nicotine habit used to “ofuscar a tristeza”, and the single cherry at the bottom is the 'angel' they aren't ready for yet. It is a cocktail designed for someone who claims “nada disso é real” while staring intensely into the mirror.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Desvven demonstrates a deep, Ravenclaw-like immersion in niche subcultures and complex art, valuing unique intellectual and aesthetic experiences over social convention. They exhibit a highly analytical and introspective mind, often dissecting their own psychological states, such as when they describe the gym as a place for “dissociar e recorrer a traumas entre as séries do supino”. Their musical and cinematic taste is curated and cerebral, ranging from the experimental noise of “Pulse Demon do Merzbow” to the slow-cinema endurance test of “assistindo Satantango”. This constant pursuit of profound, often obscure knowledge and artistic truth—like seeking the “som natural da Realidade”—aligns perfectly with the house of the wise and the eccentric.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user exhibits a deeply melancholic and alienated persona, often reflecting on feelings of dissociation and social disconnection, such as when they state “the dissociation is getting worse olhei no espelho e tive uma despersonalização insana agora”. Their obsession with dark, fringe media like Serial Experiments Lain and “satantango” aligns with the song's themes of feeling like an outsider who doesn't quite belong in the 'normal' world. This sense of longing for a perfect, unattainable connection is evident when they remark, “tem mulher q vc ve e realmente pensa em se matar de tao perfeita q e´”. Furthermore, their self-deprecating humor and mentions of substance use as a coping mechanism, like wanting to “beber até entrar em coma alcoólico”, mirror the raw, self-loathing emotional landscape of the track. Ultimately, the user's mix of dramatic nihilism and vulnerability captures the quintessential 'weirdo' energy that defines Creep.
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