Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd and sexual humor to entertain, like comparing dishes to an orgy in “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia”.
- Emotionally-aware: Values emotional support and interest in flirting preferences in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo... apoio emocional: 100/10”.
- Self-deprecating: Jokes about his own life and body, like sleep schedule and anxiety in “A cada dia o sono mais regulado 14:35 20:05” and aging in “Como eu sou muito ansioso, já vou começar a dizer que tenho 27”.
- Affectionate: Shows attachment and nostalgia for people and experiences, e.g. “Que saudades” and missing a friend’s old content in “Sdds do Gummy de chuca”.
- Culturally-engaged: Frequently comments on anime, games, politics, and internet culture, like Fire Force in “Top 4 gostosas de fire force” and JoJo in “Se Rohan é o personagem favorito da porra do Araki pq não seria o meu também?”.
Weaknesses:
- Overly-vulgar: Language is extremely explicit and graphic in many tweets, like “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?” and “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito”.
- Objectifying: Frequently reduces people to body parts or sexual value, as in “Nunca vi bunda bonita de mulher grande” and “Amo orelhudas = peitos com grandes auréolas”.
- Aggressively-critical: Expresses hostility through insults toward groups, e.g. “A felicidade desses filhos da puta me dá nojo” and “Comam merda”.
- Insensitive-joking: Makes jokes that can trivialize serious issues or identities, like the WW2/asthma anecdote in “Tava lembrando do ensino médio... Aluna asmática quase morreu Bons tempos” and comments mixing religion and sexuality in “puta crente é mais profissional que as que cobram”.
- Confrontational: Often frames opinions in a combative, dismissive way, such as “Foda se ninguém liga” and calling people “povo chato do caralho” in “Mermão parem de meter raça em tudo...”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Homer Simpson: crude, impulsive, extremely horny, often inappropriate, but also oddly self-aware and occasionally affectionate. Like Homer, they lead with physical desire and blunt honesty about sex, as in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo contato físico: 10/10… elogios: 10/10 me fazer rir: 10/10 apoio emocional: 100/10” and “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito”. The chaotic, joke-first worldview is pure Homer energy: “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia” and “Se no peixe é bom imagina na xereca”. They also veer between laziness/hedonism and half-serious ambitions just like Homer dreaming of greatness, e.g. “E eu vou ser Mr Olympia” and their Monza fantasies in “Quando eu comprar meu Monza recife vai saber oq é velocidade de verdade”. Politically and socially, they mock everyone with equal-opportunity vulgarity, such as “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca”, which fits Homer’s often clumsy but instinctive irreverence toward authority and public figures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of public banter, sexual jokes, and open commentary on friends and social situations, e.g. the playful reflection on flirting styles in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo…” and hanging out with friends in “Hoje eu saí com um amigo…”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition (N): they constantly make abstract, metaphorical comparisons like “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia” and riff on ideas in anime, politics, and culture such as “Seria engraçado pra caralho uma região inspirada no Brasil e ser a única região com dublagem em português”, showing a love of concepts over concrete detail. They are clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling: their tone is blunt, often abrasive or provocative, prioritizing blunt honesty and argument over tact, e.g. “Mermão parem de meter raça em tudo, quer comer branca come calado porra ninguém liga pra tua vida não” and the harsh political takes like “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): their life seems unstructured and spontaneous, joking about chaotic sleep schedules in “A cada dia o sono mais regulado 14:35 20:05” and reacting in the moment to whatever topic arises (sex, anime, politics, friends) rather than following any clear plan or organized agenda. This blend of extroverted, idea-juggling, argumentative, spontaneous energy aligns most closely with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said eye contact is 2/10 and physical touch is 10/10, so I’ll skip staring into your soul and go straight to holding you like I just pulled a shiny Heracross that ‘fudeu esse boca de buceta’.
- Your top JoJo list is solid, but be honest: se eu chegar na moral, empolgado falando de Fire Force, Beni e panteras negras igual você faz, eu ganho um lugarzinho aí entre Joseph putão e Jolyne?
- You miss ‘passar o pauzinho num peito’ and said elogios + fazer rir + apoio emocional são 100/10 — posso ser o cara que te chama de gostoso, te faz rir de coisa idiota e ainda segura tua mão quando tu sonhar que foi processado?
- Você quer ser ‘estapeador de piso’, quer um Monza em Recife, ama RAP (rabos, anões e peitos) e sonha com peitão sabor ‘caldo de xana’… sinceramente, a essa altura eu só queria ser o candiru que você disse que queria ser, só pra grudar em você pra sempre.
- Você falou que ‘evoluir é gozar dentro e ver no que dá’; então faz assim: a gente começa no básico — apoio emocional, risada, anime e umas implicâncias 7/10 — depois vê se upa de level pra algo mais prático no seu ‘curso de Peitologia’ da UFPEitos.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Software dev from the north side, studies code and human disasters. Once lost a phone to a car crash, still tweets like nothing happened.– @dev_de_seios
Your signature cocktail
Peitólogo’s Chaos Caldo
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for that loud, unfiltered Brazilian energy and horny midnight-posting vibe, the same one behind lines like “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito” and “E eu vou ser Mr Olympia”. Spicy chili-chocolate liqueur brings heat and filth, mirroring the explicit humor in posts like “Leitada de mulher trans é leite materno” and “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?”. Passion fruit juice adds tangy chaos and horny drama, channeling tweets like “Evoluir é gozar dentro e ver no que dá” and the obsession with flirting scales in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo”. A dash of pink pepper bitters represents the constant provocations and political jabs, such as “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca” and “Um foda se enorme pro Canadá”. Finally, foamy salted coconut cream on top is the unexpected soft spot and emotional support layer, nodding to the 100/10 value for emotional support in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo” and the nostalgia in “Eu sinto falta de viver isso mermão”. Strong, sweet, spicy, and a bit salty – just like a timeline where “Amo RAP (rabos, anões o e peitos)” is a love declaration.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Odachi shows very strong Slytherin traits: he’s bluntly self‑preserving and unapologetically self‑interested. For example, he frames personal evolution in a reckless, consequence‑embracing way in “Evoluir é gozar dentro e ver no que dá”, which shows impulsive risk‑taking with a focus on his own gratification. He’s also sharply strategic in social settings, stating that if he feels the need to use his phone when out with friends, he’ll just leave in “Se eu saio com meus amigos e sinto a necessidade de usar o telefone, eu volto pra casa”, prioritizing his own standards over group pressure. His tweets frequently mix sexual bravado with dark, mocking humor, like “4 eu seria comido por gostosas 5 eu seria comigo por gostosas Escolha difícil” and “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?”, indicating ambition for pleasure and a willingness to cross lines to get what he wants. Even when commenting on politics or fandom, he tends to position himself as someone who sees through others’ posturing and calls it out harshly, such as in “Mermão parem de meter raça em tudo, quer comer branca come calado porra ninguém liga pra tua vida não”, which aligns with Slytherin’s cynical, cutting, and status‑aware worldview.
Your movie
Your song
Smack That - Akon ft. Eminem
Akon and Eminem’s Smack That fits them because it’s upfront, highly sexual, and playfully vulgar, just like their timeline. They constantly turn everything into explicit humor, from “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?” to describing dishes as an orgy in “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia”. Their bio and peitólogo persona show an obsession with bodies and sex, echoed by lines like “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito” and “Amo RAP (rabos, anões o e peitos)”. They’re flirty and physical, rating “contato físico: 10/10”, which matches the song’s focus on touch and hedonism. The chaotic, slightly trashy club energy of Smack That mirrors their constant mix of horny jokes, dark humor, and zero-filter commentary.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 21 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
