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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most closely with Homer Simpson: crude, impulsive, extremely horny, often inappropriate, but also oddly self-aware and occasionally affectionate. Like Homer, they lead with physical desire and blunt honesty about sex, as in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo contato físico: 10/10… elogios: 10/10 me fazer rir: 10/10 apoio emocional: 100/10” and “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito”. The chaotic, joke-first worldview is pure Homer energy: “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia” and “Se no peixe é bom imagina na xereca”. They also veer between laziness/hedonism and half-serious ambitions just like Homer dreaming of greatness, e.g. “E eu vou ser Mr Olympia” and their Monza fantasies in “Quando eu comprar meu Monza recife vai saber oq é velocidade de verdade”. Politically and socially, they mock everyone with equal-opportunity vulgarity, such as “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca”, which fits Homer’s often clumsy but instinctive irreverence toward authority and public figures.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of public banter, sexual jokes, and open commentary on friends and social situations, e.g. the playful reflection on flirting styles in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo…” and hanging out with friends in “Hoje eu saí com um amigo…”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition (N): they constantly make abstract, metaphorical comparisons like “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia” and riff on ideas in anime, politics, and culture such as “Seria engraçado pra caralho uma região inspirada no Brasil e ser a única região com dublagem em português”, showing a love of concepts over concrete detail. They are clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling: their tone is blunt, often abrasive or provocative, prioritizing blunt honesty and argument over tact, e.g. “Mermão parem de meter raça em tudo, quer comer branca come calado porra ninguém liga pra tua vida não” and the harsh political takes like “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): their life seems unstructured and spontaneous, joking about chaotic sleep schedules in “A cada dia o sono mais regulado 14:35 20:05” and reacting in the moment to whatever topic arises (sex, anime, politics, friends) rather than following any clear plan or organized agenda. This blend of extroverted, idea-juggling, argumentative, spontaneous energy aligns most closely with ENTP.

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Software dev from the north side, studies code and human disasters. Once lost a phone to a car crash, still tweets like nothing happened.– @dev_de_seios

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for that loud, unfiltered Brazilian energy and horny midnight-posting vibe, the same one behind lines like “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito” and “E eu vou ser Mr Olympia”. Spicy chili-chocolate liqueur brings heat and filth, mirroring the explicit humor in posts like “Leitada de mulher trans é leite materno” and “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?”. Passion fruit juice adds tangy chaos and horny drama, channeling tweets like “Evoluir é gozar dentro e ver no que dá” and the obsession with flirting scales in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo”. A dash of pink pepper bitters represents the constant provocations and political jabs, such as “sinto falta do Peter quando não vivia com o saco do bolsonaro na boca” and “Um foda se enorme pro Canadá”. Finally, foamy salted coconut cream on top is the unexpected soft spot and emotional support layer, nodding to the 100/10 value for emotional support in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo” and the nostalgia in “Eu sinto falta de viver isso mermão”. Strong, sweet, spicy, and a bit salty – just like a timeline where “Amo RAP (rabos, anões o e peitos)” is a love declaration.

Your Hogwarts House
Odachi shows very strong Slytherin traits: he’s bluntly self‑preserving and unapologetically self‑interested. For example, he frames personal evolution in a reckless, consequence‑embracing way in “Evoluir é gozar dentro e ver no que dá”, which shows impulsive risk‑taking with a focus on his own gratification. He’s also sharply strategic in social settings, stating that if he feels the need to use his phone when out with friends, he’ll just leave in “Se eu saio com meus amigos e sinto a necessidade de usar o telefone, eu volto pra casa”, prioritizing his own standards over group pressure. His tweets frequently mix sexual bravado with dark, mocking humor, like “4 eu seria comido por gostosas 5 eu seria comigo por gostosas Escolha difícil” and “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?”, indicating ambition for pleasure and a willingness to cross lines to get what he wants. Even when commenting on politics or fandom, he tends to position himself as someone who sees through others’ posturing and calls it out harshly, such as in “Mermão parem de meter raça em tudo, quer comer branca come calado porra ninguém liga pra tua vida não”, which aligns with Slytherin’s cynical, cutting, and status‑aware worldview.

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Akon and Eminem’s Smack That fits them because it’s upfront, highly sexual, and playfully vulgar, just like their timeline. They constantly turn everything into explicit humor, from “Será que eu vou ter que dar o cu pra comer uma buceta?” to describing dishes as an orgy in “Os copos são como as picas Os pratos são como as xerecas E a pia é como uma orgia”. Their bio and peitólogo persona show an obsession with bodies and sex, echoed by lines like “Que saudade de passar o pauzinho num peito” and “Amo RAP (rabos, anões o e peitos)”. They’re flirty and physical, rating “contato físico: 10/10”, which matches the song’s focus on touch and hedonism. The chaotic, slightly trashy club energy of Smack That mirrors their constant mix of horny jokes, dark humor, and zero-filter commentary.

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