Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings about depression, hunger, and loneliness, like in “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you” and “I truly don't have any irl friends I value”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope, such as “10 thousand calorie challenge is so hard' just eat two bottles of Mayo bro” and “Salt mukbang everyone because I have no food”.
- Creative: Designs themed diets and layouts for others, shown in posts like “REQUESTED DIETS #edtwt #shedtwt #edtw All made by me!” and “I should make themed diets guys drop 1 3 characters in the replies and I'll make a themed diet after them”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with oomfs, offers tags, and interacts with their niche community, for example “Who wants a tag?” and “Hey oomfs how are we doing 😜”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes how life and mental health interact, like “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you” and acknowledges binge patterns in “'One more binge then ill stop' is like thinking the stripper loves you”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal_ideation: Directly asks about self‑harm and death, such as “How do I kill myself without making people sad” and “Group suicide anyone?”.
- Self‑harm_focus: Talks about cutting in a normalized or casual way, for example “When you are cutting on your thigh, do you go up to your waist/hips or down to your knee?” and celebrates not cutting in “Yall I didn't cut last night who's proud”.
- Disordered_eating: Centres identity on pro‑ED content, fasting and extreme goals, like “I'm an edtwt account from israel and this is my fatspo and pro ana content” and “Calories I consumed in February so far: 0 Zero None Water Nothing”.
- Self‑loathing: Uses extremely harsh language toward self and body, such as “I don't wanna be a fat fuck 💔” and “Watch yourself fatass”.
- Isolation: Feels cut off from meaningful offline support, shown in “I truly don't have any irl friends I value, the only one I had moved away” and family distance in “My dad doesn't care about me and i don't have a mom”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but in a very dark, online-poisoned timeline. Lisa is intensely self-critical and hyper-aware, similar to how this user fixates on weight and control, saying things like “Come back 44.8kg.. If you come back I'll fuck u so good you'll turn into 35kg” and “Only fatspo I need is myself and my stretch marks”. Like Lisa, they feel emotionally isolated from family and unsupported, as shown by “My dad doesn't care about me and i don't have a mom” and “I truly don't have any irl friends I value, the only one I had moved away. Now I'm stuck with these fakes hoes”. Lisa often carries heavy emotional burdens and depression under a veneer of competence; this user similarly mixes jokes, aesthetics, and fandom with severe distress, like “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you”. Even their suicidal thoughts — “How do I kill myself without making people sad” and “Group suicide anyone?” — mirror a Lisa-like depth of feeling, just without the adult support and healthy outlets Lisa sometimes finds through music, activism, or study.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about their inner world, pain, and ED struggles rather than real‑life social events, e.g. feeling isolated and detached from others in “I truly don't have any irl friends I value, the only one I had moved away. Now I'm stuck with these fakes hoes” and relying heavily on online oomfs instead. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they frequently idealize a future ideal self/UGW rather than present facts, like “Ugw chan... You are MINE. GROWLS NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME...” and personify concepts such as hunger, binges, and even their goal weight. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑dominated: decisions and self‑talk center on emotions and relationships—e.g. “No body talks about how hard it is to want to kill yourself but you can't bc of that one person” and “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you”—with self‑hate and love/fear for specific people weighing more than logic. Their lifestyle is very Perceiving (P): they oscillate between impulsive fasts and chaotic binging with little long‑term structure (e.g. pushing a spontaneous “Trying to fast 7 days (168 hrs)” and then craving random foods like “Craving: rice and chicken and eggs”), and their plans often sound like last‑minute challenges rather than orderly schedules. The strong emotional intensity, idealization of an imagined thinner self, and reliance on online connection and fantasy over concrete practicality align most with INFP—a withdrawn, imaginative, deeply feeling type expressing pain, ideals, and identity struggle through highly personal posts.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “No body talks about how hard it is to want to kill yourself but you can't bc of that one person” — inconvenient timing, because I was kinda hoping I could apply for that position.
- If you can go seven days on water and salt, imagine how powerful we’d be if we broke a fast together with granola and JJK season 3 on — call it our dual-cursed technique.
- You’re out here plotting revenge diets, group suicides, and 168‑hour fasts, but the most dangerous thing you’ve done is make me want to live long enough to be your annoying, clingy oomf.
- You miss flan, crave pasta, rice, chicken, eggs and still did a 7‑day fast; I’m just saying, if you can commit to starving that hard, you could definitely commit to a situationship with me.
- You keep begging 45kg to come back and threatening to ‘fuck your ugw’ — if you talk to me half as obsessively as you talk to your scale, I promise I’ll treat you better than your dad and your calories combined.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | trying to pass school, survive family dinners & keep my granola stash intact. Equal parts anime, dark humor, and oversharing.– @devilgirladdict
Your signature cocktail
UGW Potion: Salt & Starve Spritz
This cocktail channels their intense, all‑or‑nothing drive with overproof white rum, echoing the way they push themselves through long fasts like “Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”. The sharp pink grapefruit juice mirrors their biting humor and self‑deprecating wit in tweets like “'10 thousand calorie challenge is so hard' just eat two bottles of Mayo bro”. A saline rim and salt dash nods directly to their starving, salt‑as‑a-snack era with posts such as “Salt mukbang everyone because I have no food” and “Salt on a fast”. The dark blackberry liqueur float represents the heavy depression and intrusive self‑harm thoughts in tweets like “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you” and “How do I kill myself without making people sad”. Finally, soda water with a twist of lime adds a fragile fizz of hope that peeks through when they celebrate small wins, like “I wanna say congratulations to me for having granola for more than 2 days without binging on it… a win is a win”. This drink is strong but slightly sweet‑bitter and experimental, just like their chaotic, vulnerable, and darkly funny timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal‑driven and fixated on an extreme target weight, showing Slytherin-style ambition and tunnel vision; for example they write, “I'm gonna fuck my ugw, I'm so passionate about it” and even personify it possessively in “Ugw chan... You are MINE. GROWLS NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME ALRIGHT??? ILL HUNT YOU DOWN EVEN IF YOU LEAVE ME UGW CHAN YOU AREN'T SAFE FROM ME!!!!!”. They show a strategic, almost game-like approach to fasting and weight loss with posts like “Trying to fast 7 days (168 hrs)”, celebrating breaking records in “Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”. There is also a dark, ruthless edge and willingness to weaponize their suffering (and even joke about group self-destruction) in tweets like “Group suicide anyone?” and the cutting question “When you are cutting on your thigh, do you go up to your waist/hips or down to your knee?”, reflecting Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and pain as a tool. Their resentment and adversarial framing of others—“My dad and opps is fueling my ed” and “I'm plotting to get back on my bitchass opp, hate u opp”—further reflects a Slytherin tendency to cast the world in terms of allies and enemies. While there are flashes of vulnerability and longing for connection, the dominant through-line is relentless ambition, self-directed extremity, and a cold, strategic commitment to their chosen path, all of which align most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits them best is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures intrusive suicidal thoughts, self-destructive impulses, and a complicated relationship with one’s own mind. They directly express wanting to die but feeling trapped by others’ feelings, asking “How do I kill myself without making people sad” and lamenting “how hard it is to want to kill yourself but you can't bc of that one person”, which mirrors the song’s push–pull between wanting to disappear and being held here. The track’s eerie, dissociated tone aligns with their mix of dark humor and numbness, like joking about CO₂ poisoning in “think i might die today.. Of co2 poisoning 😭 goodbye everyone it was a good run”. Their self-harm references (“When you are cutting on your thigh, do you go up to your waist/hips or down to your knee?”) and pro-ED fasting posts (“Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”) echo the song’s themes of treating your body like an enemy. Overall, the song’s atmosphere of being haunted by your own brain and feeling like a monster to yourself fits their edtwt/shtwt identity and intense inner turmoil.
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