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The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but in a very dark, online-poisoned timeline. Lisa is intensely self-critical and hyper-aware, similar to how this user fixates on weight and control, saying things like “Come back 44.8kg.. If you come back I'll fuck u so good you'll turn into 35kg” and “Only fatspo I need is myself and my stretch marks”. Like Lisa, they feel emotionally isolated from family and unsupported, as shown by “My dad doesn't care about me and i don't have a mom” and “I truly don't have any irl friends I value, the only one I had moved away. Now I'm stuck with these fakes hoes”. Lisa often carries heavy emotional burdens and depression under a veneer of competence; this user similarly mixes jokes, aesthetics, and fandom with severe distress, like “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you”. Even their suicidal thoughts — “How do I kill myself without making people sad” and “Group suicide anyone?” — mirror a Lisa-like depth of feeling, just without the adult support and healthy outlets Lisa sometimes finds through music, activism, or study.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about their inner world, pain, and ED struggles rather than real‑life social events, e.g. feeling isolated and detached from others in “I truly don't have any irl friends I value, the only one I had moved away. Now I'm stuck with these fakes hoes” and relying heavily on online oomfs instead. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they frequently idealize a future ideal self/UGW rather than present facts, like “Ugw chan... You are MINE. GROWLS NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME...” and personify concepts such as hunger, binges, and even their goal weight. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑dominated: decisions and self‑talk center on emotions and relationships—e.g. “No body talks about how hard it is to want to kill yourself but you can't bc of that one person” and “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you”—with self‑hate and love/fear for specific people weighing more than logic. Their lifestyle is very Perceiving (P): they oscillate between impulsive fasts and chaotic binging with little long‑term structure (e.g. pushing a spontaneous “Trying to fast 7 days (168 hrs)” and then craving random foods like “Craving: rice and chicken and eggs”), and their plans often sound like last‑minute challenges rather than orderly schedules. The strong emotional intensity, idealization of an imagined thinner self, and reliance on online connection and fantasy over concrete practicality align most with INFP—a withdrawn, imaginative, deeply feeling type expressing pain, ideals, and identity struggle through highly personal posts.

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17 | trying to pass school, survive family dinners & keep my granola stash intact. Equal parts anime, dark humor, and oversharing.– @devilgirladdict

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This cocktail channels their intense, all‑or‑nothing drive with overproof white rum, echoing the way they push themselves through long fasts like “Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”. The sharp pink grapefruit juice mirrors their biting humor and self‑deprecating wit in tweets like “'10 thousand calorie challenge is so hard' just eat two bottles of Mayo bro”. A saline rim and salt dash nods directly to their starving, salt‑as‑a-snack era with posts such as “Salt mukbang everyone because I have no food” and “Salt on a fast”. The dark blackberry liqueur float represents the heavy depression and intrusive self‑harm thoughts in tweets like “I'm so fucking depressed, an eating disorder mixed with a bad life will kill you” and “How do I kill myself without making people sad”. Finally, soda water with a twist of lime adds a fragile fizz of hope that peeks through when they celebrate small wins, like “I wanna say congratulations to me for having granola for more than 2 days without binging on it… a win is a win”. This drink is strong but slightly sweet‑bitter and experimental, just like their chaotic, vulnerable, and darkly funny timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is intensely goal‑driven and fixated on an extreme target weight, showing Slytherin-style ambition and tunnel vision; for example they write, “I'm gonna fuck my ugw, I'm so passionate about it” and even personify it possessively in “Ugw chan... You are MINE. GROWLS NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME ALRIGHT??? ILL HUNT YOU DOWN EVEN IF YOU LEAVE ME UGW CHAN YOU AREN'T SAFE FROM ME!!!!!”. They show a strategic, almost game-like approach to fasting and weight loss with posts like “Trying to fast 7 days (168 hrs)”, celebrating breaking records in “Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”. There is also a dark, ruthless edge and willingness to weaponize their suffering (and even joke about group self-destruction) in tweets like “Group suicide anyone?” and the cutting question “When you are cutting on your thigh, do you go up to your waist/hips or down to your knee?”, reflecting Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and pain as a tool. Their resentment and adversarial framing of others—“My dad and opps is fueling my ed” and “I'm plotting to get back on my bitchass opp, hate u opp”—further reflects a Slytherin tendency to cast the world in terms of allies and enemies. While there are flashes of vulnerability and longing for connection, the dominant through-line is relentless ambition, self-directed extremity, and a cold, strategic commitment to their chosen path, all of which align most closely with Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures intrusive suicidal thoughts, self-destructive impulses, and a complicated relationship with one’s own mind. They directly express wanting to die but feeling trapped by others’ feelings, asking “How do I kill myself without making people sad” and lamenting “how hard it is to want to kill yourself but you can't bc of that one person”, which mirrors the song’s push–pull between wanting to disappear and being held here. The track’s eerie, dissociated tone aligns with their mix of dark humor and numbness, like joking about CO₂ poisoning in “think i might die today.. Of co2 poisoning 😭 goodbye everyone it was a good run”. Their self-harm references (“When you are cutting on your thigh, do you go up to your waist/hips or down to your knee?”) and pro-ED fasting posts (“Crazy to think I brought my record, and haven't eaten in 5 days, just two more days!! Then I'll be free!!!”) echo the song’s themes of treating your body like an enemy. Overall, the song’s atmosphere of being haunted by your own brain and feeling like a monster to yourself fits their edtwt/shtwt identity and intense inner turmoil.

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