Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and constantly testing boundaries. They show Bart-like cruelty and dark humor toward others, as in “CARLOS LACERDA, POR FAVOR... MATE TODOS ESSES SUB HUMANOS” and “pessoas assim deveriam ser executadas e os corpos alimentados aos porcos”, echoing Bart’s exaggerated, edgy misanthropy turned up to 11. Their attitude toward women and sex mixes insecurity, bravado, and vulgarity, like a more extreme teenage Bart: “acabei de comer uma gorda... e eu amei velho, gostei de comer a gorda” and “tô num impasse fudido... ou eu saio com eles, como uma puta e perco a virgindade”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly sentimental, escapist side in posts like “sonhei que voltava quando conheci Ela e dava tudo certo” and “Happiness is only real when shared”, reminiscent of Bart’s occasional moments of vulnerability. The mix of childish shock humor, rebellion against norms, and flashes of genuine longing fits Bart far better than the more responsible or idealistic characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as introverted: their ideal day is solitary or with very few people, like wanting to just camp alone despite danger (“vontade de acampar e dormir no meio do mato, mas fazer isso no rj é foda”), saying they neither work nor study and mostly lift and play Isaac (“nem trabalho, nem estudo, só vou pra academia e jogo isaac”), and fantasizing about quiet travel just to see nature (“viajando ... só para ficar vendo o mato msm”). They lean intuitive: they ruminate on life and meaning (e.g. quoting Into the Wild with “Happiness is only real when shared”), admire art’s purpose in a meta way (“this is what art is for, you bitch”), and make broad, exaggerated ideological or moral statements rather than concrete how‑to advice (“Literalmente isso. Como você justifica três adolescentes que torturaram um cachorro...”). Their tone is strongly thinking‑oriented: they are blunt, abrasive, and unconcerned with harmony, as seen in harsh rants about people and groups (“Minha nossa, como eu odeio pessoas normais”; “inacreditável o quão fácil é para uma mulher destruir tua vida”) and in detached, crude "experiments" about bodily fluids (“com 1kg de semen você faz até 3 porções de bolo de semen...”). They appear more perceiving than judging: their life is reactive, procrastinating, and unstructured (complaining about work and contracts like “só mais 30 dias até meu contrato acabar ... só ma”), drifting between games, anime and fantasies (“Terraria 1.4.5 finalmente lançou e não vou conseguir aproveitar pq tô trabalhando igual um escravo”), and getting into situations like nearly being dragged to a brothel without a clear stance (“tô num impasse fudido ... ou eu saio com eles ... ou vou tomar uma sova”). The combination of withdrawn lifestyle, abstract/ideological posting, harsh analytical detachment, and lack of evident long‑term structure fits INTP better than nearby types like INFP (too values‑soft) or INTJ (too structured and goal‑driven).
Some pickup lines for you
- If happiness is only real when shared, consider this a formal request to split a Terraria 1.4.5 session, a Minas road trip and that giant park next to your house with me. I promise I’ll complain about work less than you do on Twitter.
- You said you almost lost a finger and still kept working like a ‘slave’ while U.S. Marines were at your quartel… so when are you training me to parachute directly into your heart, Soldado Sweet Decadence?
- You talk about wanting to camp in the middle of the mato, watch gansos gigantes and die as a Chechen warrior at 22, but honestly? I’d rather just hold your 183cm Folk Warrior hand on a random RJ trail and prove that normal people don’t always suck.
- You keep saying God trolled your life, but He literally put a gorgeous natural park beside your house, gave you great taste in books (Lolita), games (DS2, Isaac, Terraria) and anime (Frieren)… all that’s missing is me showing up at your door with bolo de cenoura and Coca Zero.
- You said you needed a woman to call you ‘garoto branco’ and play with your hair; plot twist: I’ll do that, then make you watch American Psycho and Frieren with me until you forget every gordinha trauma you ever tweeted about.
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Your new Twitter bio
Paratrooper in training, nature park next door, Terraria on hold. Collector of strange bus stories and long walks far from home.– @devoysin
Your signature cocktail
Product of Fear: Folk Warrior Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with burnt sugar and coffee, a nod to his Brazilian military grind and dark humor about work and life, like “Jesus Cristo, como eu odeio trabalhar” and “só mais 30 dias até meu contrato acabar”. Pink grapefruit juice captures the clash between bitterness and sweetness in his timeline, from hatred and cruelty to sudden tenderness for nature and animals, like “O TAMANHA DESSES GANSOS!” and “ele tomando banho, que fofo”. A smoked yerba mate reduction reflects his folk-warrior, slightly ascetic vibe and his desire to wander and camp in the wild, as in “vontade de acampar e dormir no meio do mato” and “só para ficar vendo o mato msm”. The hint of chili tincture represents his violent, incendiary outbursts and edgy posting, echoing lines like “pessoas assim deveriam ser executadas” and “no meu governo, cenas como essa vão acontecer todos os dias”. Finally, a salted melon foam on top is a wink to his favorite fruit and softer confessional side—“fruta: melao”—while the salt stands for the self-loathing, loneliness, and virginity angst underlying it all, like “cansei de ser virgem e bv” and “preciso travar dentro. preciso sair dessa inércia. preciso mudar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user consistently shows an aggressive, domination-focused mindset and a taste for power fantasies that align strongly with Slytherin. For example, they openly fantasize about extreme violence and control in tweets like “O meu maior sonho é bater em uma menina de 16 anos até deixa la toda marcada, o pai dela sabendo que fiz isso iria querer me espancar para vingar sua filha, porém eu iria estupra lo por 5 horas.” and “CARLOS LACERDA, POR FAVOR, SE VOCÊ CONSEGUE ME OUVIR, MATE TODOS OS MENDIGOS, CRACUDOS E VAGABUNDOS QUE SÓ SERVEM PARA CAGAR E SUJAR AS RUAS DO BRASIL, POR FAVOR, CARLOS LACERDA, MATE TODOS ESSES SUB HUMANOS”. They also repeatedly express contempt for weakness and outsiders, such as “pessoas assim deveriam ser executadas e os corpos alimentados aos porcos e depois os porcos deveriam ser queimados vivos” and derogatory, racialized comments like “nіggеrs will fuck anything, dude”. This fixation on hierarchy, subjugation, and harsh judgment rather than fairness or empathy runs counter to Hufflepuff or Gryffindor values. Although there are moments of introspection and aesthetic appreciation, like “this is what art is for, you bitch”, they do not define his core outlook as much as the ruthless, superiority-driven posture, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash)
A song like Hurt fits them because it blends self-loathing, dark humor, and existential exhaustion, which runs through their timeline. They oscillate between aggression and vulnerability, from violent and hateful fantasies like “pessoas assim deveriam ser executadas e os corpos alimentados aos porcos e depois os porcos deveriam ser queimados vivos” and “CARLOS LACERDA... MATE TODOS OS MENDIGOS, CRACUDOS E VAGABUNDOS...” to clear signs of inner turmoil such as “Deus realmente trollou com minha vida” and “preciso travar dentro. preciso sair dessa inércia. preciso mudar”. The song’s themes of regret and self-destruction also resonate with their bitter reflections on relationships and lost chances, like “saudade da garota judia linda que gostava de mim, mas não tive coragem de chegar nela”. At the same time, Hurt has a quiet, almost spiritual undercurrent, which matches the religious and apocalyptic tone of their bio, “Ich sah den Satan wie einen Blitz vom Himmel fallen...” and moments like “Jesus Cristo, como eu odeio trabalhar”. Overall, it captures someone who feels damaged, angry at the world, and yet painfully self-aware of the emptiness under all the posturing.
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