Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently crafts jokes and wordplay, like mixing expressions in “igual mamão com criança” and mocking tech/AI cringe in “meu feed é 95% post aleatório de pagina”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes his own flaws and insecurities in posts like “eu quando nao consigo sem bom em absolutamente nada...” and laughing at failing his only goal in “Porra eu tinha literalmente UMA meta e falhei”.
- Curious: Shows genuine interest in history and religion, citing crucifixion details in “Jesus não carregou uma cruz em nenhum momento...” and recommending “Todo mundo deveria ler o livro de jó”.
- Dedicated: Displays persistence with long projects like rebuilding his car in “Pela primeira em 3 anos o chumbinho não tem nenhum problema” and committing to read the full Septuagint in “Comecei a reler a biblia... são 4.128 paginas”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for loved ones and pets, worrying about castrating his dog in “to numa briga muito grande com a minha noiva pq to com pena de castrar ele” and sharing warm holiday posts like “Feliz Natal amigos!”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insults and ableist terms, as in “eu nunca vou conseguir deixar de usar o termo ‘mongolóide’” and aggressive phrasing like “quero q vc se foda”.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts himself down, calling himself insecure and talentless in “fico me comparando miseravelmente com outras pessoas” and joking about being in ‘decadence’ over tweet performance in “to em decadencia”.
- Cynical outlook: Expresses pessimism about politics and society, as in “Meu partido politico é a desesperança Tamo tudo fudido” and lamenting his life situation in “não um peão de obra no brasil caralho”.
- Judgmental: Often generalizes and mocks groups, e.g. roasting phone users in “se vc tem um celular das marcas... favor nem sair de casa” and political opponents in “Pra mim quem apoia esse partido é tudo assim”.
- Provocative humor: Leans on edgy or crude jokes that can alienate others, such as “Cuzinho” and explicit sexual comments in “se juntar todos desse video n da 5 sexos feitos”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes self-deprecating humor, impulsiveness, and surprising pockets of sincerity and curiosity, which fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, he’s very attached to simple pleasures and lowbrow jokes, from cars and energy drinks to crude humor: “Eu gosto de at e gosto de manual eu sou bissexual em todos os aspectos dessa vida 😘😘” and “Cuzinho”. He constantly fumbles in life but laughs it off, for example “Fiquei na duvida entre falar ‘mamão com açucar’ ou ‘igual tirar doce de criança’ Ai falei ‘igual mamão com criança’ 😭😭😭😭” and “Porra eu tinha literalmente UMA meta e falhei”. At the same time, he has unexpectedly deep or earnest moments—re-reading the Bible and praising the Book of Job: “Comecei a reler a biblia... tenho hiper foco nesse cara” and “Todo mundo deveria ler o livro de jó ao menos uma vez na vida”—just like Homer occasionally shows surprising wisdom. His love for his dog and fiancée, even when joking about castration debates or insecurity in relationships, echoes Homer’s chaotic but genuine devotion to his family: “O sansão tem BOLAS GIGANTESCAS e agora eu to numa briga muito grande com a minha noiva pq to com pena de castrar ele” and “Eu quando nao consigo sem bom em absolutamente nada... minha extrema insegurança me faz pensar que minha mulher faz o mesmo”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
He reads as an introvert (I) who shares thoughts online but centers his life on a small circle (fiancée, dog, a few friends) and solitary or low‑key activities like working on his car and reading the Bible, rather than constant parties or big social plans, e.g. “Comecei a reler a biblia… tenho hiper foco nesse cara” and “Primeiro dia de ferias, dia oficial de trabalhar”. His style is strongly sensing (S): he focuses on concrete, mechanical and bodily details – car maintenance and parts (“Pela primeira em 3 anos o chumbinho não tem nenhum problema. motor refeito do 0… Suspensão nova… Elétrica 100%”), practical hacks (“Sempre q vc for comprar algo pela shopee… link de afiliado… assim vc sempre terá cashback”), and physical discomfort (“Entrou uma pedrinha no meu olho… ja tentei de tudo pra tirar essa porra”), even when he jokes about more abstract ideas like “E se o mundo todo foi criado a 1 segundo atras…”. He comes off as thinking (T): he’s blunt, often harshly critical, and prioritizes logic and competence over people’s feelings, as in “Meu partido politico é a desesperança Tamo tudo fudido”, “Rapaziada eu nunca fui solteiro ent nao sei, mas nao é possivel q transar seja tao dificil”, and his annoyance with performative or incompetent behavior (“o cara ficou com preguiça de pensar num comentário e pediu pro chatgpt pensar em um… Namoral q mundo amaldiçoado”). His lifestyle is very perceiving (P): he jokes about failing goals and being messy with time (“Metas pra 2026: Aerofolio para meu sivic… chegar em 2027” followed by “Porra eu tinha literalmente UMA meta e falhei”), procrastinates chores (“Coloquei AOT pra passar… Até agora dobrei UMA camisa e assisti OITO episódios”), and tries games or shows in an unstructured, trial‑and‑error way (“To jogando dark souls II de mente aberta… estou falhando miseravelmente”). Putting this together, he fits ISTP: a hands‑on, mechanically inclined, dry‑humored introvert who values practical knowledge and autonomy, enjoys tinkering with systems (cars, work, tech), and keeps life relatively flexible and spontaneous rather than tightly planned.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the world was actually created one second ago like you said, then the very first thing the universe did was spawn me with a mission: convince you to take me for a ride in that civic impeccably rebuilt from scratch.
- You said Red Bull is the only good energy drink, but I’m pretty sure a night talking Bible nerdery, Genghis Khan cavalry and Honda engine codes with you would keep my heart racing way longer than taurine ever could.
- You fixed the Bobcat when the mechanic couldn’t, reworked your civic until it had zero flaws and even installed your own bidet… be honest, Kaz, are you also accepting applications to fix my love life with the same dedication?
- You recommended Honda Fit for every social class; as a poor soul with rich feelings I think the real cost-benefit is dating the guy who knows 25 Honda engine codes by heart and still has time to worry about lagartixas and dogs named Sansão.
- If you can marathon Attack on Titan instead of folding clothes and still find time to reread the Septuagint, then I’m convinced: going out with you would be like your dreams—cinematic, long, and the kind you never want to wake up from.
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Blumenau • Bible reader, Honda Fit evangelist & civil engineer of broken machinery • Once fixed a Bobcat before the mechanic figured it out– @deyvidpr0
Your signature cocktail
Honda Fit of Happiness
This cocktail is strong and a bit chaotic, like someone who fixes their own Bobcat and Civic but still calls their political party 'desesperança' while laughing at everything. The cachaça is for the Brazilian roots and blue-collar grind, from working with machines to saying life would be easier as 'herdeiro de um vilarejo na suiça' in another timeline. Red Bull is mandatory because they declared that 'Red bull é o único energético bom, todo o resto tem gosto de champagne da liga da justiça'. Passion fruit juice brings the mix of affection and existential vibes of someone who has a giant-balled dog named Sansão they pity castrating and who loves their fiancée but spirals into insecurity, as seen in 'Eu quando nao consigo sem bom em absolutamente nada, fico me comparando miseravelmente com outras pessoas…'. The dash of Fernet adds bitterness for their dark humor and pessimistic streak, like 'Meu partido politico é a desesperança Tamo tudo fudido' and the way they roast tech, politics, and random strangers. The smoked salt rim represents the car-obsessed, mechanically-inclined, slightly rough-around-the-edges side that spends years making the Civic 100% and then proudly tweets 'Pela primeira em 3 anos o chumbinho não tem nenhum problema… To felis' and turns even a simple drink into a tuned daily driver of happiness.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Kaz shows a strong blend of curiosity, love of learning, and analytical thinking that points to Ravenclaw. He voluntarily dives into dense material like rereading the Bible in the Septuagint edition and fixating on the translator, saying he has hyperfocus and plans to read everything the guy ever translated: “Comecei a reler a biblia, dessa vez a versao septuaginta... vou ler todos os livros q esse mano ja traduziu na vida”. He enjoys and shares historical and technical tidbits such as the mechanics of Roman executions: “Fato curioso: Jesus não carregou uma cruz em nenhum momento... O pior era a posição de se carregar, e não o peso”, and car-tech trivia like Honda engine code lore: “Eu sei de cabeça o nome de pelo 25 codigos de motores da honda”. His humor is wordy, conceptual, and often pseudo-philosophical, for example pondering a creation-at-this-moment scenario: “E se o mundo todo foi criado a 1 segundo atras e vc acabou de ser gerado com todas as suas memórias do passado”. While he clearly works hard on his car and shows loyalty to people and pets, the throughline in his tweets is a brain that likes to learn, analyze, and make clever connections, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, self-deprecating but energetic vibe runs through their timeline, which fits the grungy, semi-nihilistic spirit of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They mix humor with existential and philosophical musings, like when they wonder if “the whole world was created 1 second ago and you were generated with all your memories”, echoing the song’s disaffected introspection. There’s a constant sense of frustrated irony toward modern life and tech, shown in rants about LinkedIn being “only cringe AI text and HR ladies” and mocking people flexing car trackers as “showing real-time location and where you speed, publicly”. At the same time, they have bursts of loud enthusiasm and chaotic humor, such as keysmash laughter in “KKKKKKKKK…” and absurd word mix-ups like “igual mamão com criança”, mirroring the messy, rebellious energy of the song. Their mix of self-doubt and dark humor—saying their political party is “desesperança… we’re all screwed” while still caring about cars, Bible translations, and their dog—matches the tension in the song between apathy and intensity. Overall, they embody that young-adult grunge feeling: cynical about the world, joking about everything, but still strangely passionate about the few things they love.
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