Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cultural Curiosity: Shows a deep interest in Asian history and a desire to “learn hindi too”.
- Artistic Appreciation: Consistently supports creators, noting “chinese girls are amazing” for their fanart.
- Linguistic Interest: Discusses regional nuances like “tong'an dialect” and “taiwanese hokkien”.
- Historical Knowledge: Analyzes complex geopolitical histories, such as “ch kr relationship” dynamics.
- Passionate Fandom: Dedicated to Hetalia characters, declaring they will “love you forever” regarding Wang Yao.
Weaknesses:
- Inappropriate Content: Frequently posts graphic sexual fantasies, including “rape pregnancy” tropes.
- Aggressive Language: Uses hostile rhetoric, such as wishing “blue checkmarks die”.
- Oversexualization: Obsessively fixates on characters' bodies, specifically “yao chan's breasts”.
- Social Exclusion: Expresses localized intolerance, asking to “ban all peru locations”.
- Poor Boundaries: Posts disturbing scenarios involving “loli yao” and sexual violence.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Much like The Simpsons' Jeff Albertson, this user is a hyper-fixated superfan who lives entirely within the realm of their niche obsession—in this case, the Hetalia character Wang Yao. They demonstrate the same blend of obsessive cataloging of fanfiction tropes, such as “the best fanfictions are always written by a chinese girl who is doing a phd abroad”, and a cynical, gatekeeping attitude toward others in the community, evidenced by their annoyance with “who has 'no dni' in their bio”. Their feed is a stream of consciousness regarding extremely specific lore and ship headcanons, ranging from “opium addicted yao chan” to debating “tong'an hokkien and not taiwanese hokkien”. Ultimately, their intense devotion to a fictional 'waifu' and their tendency to “ban all peru locations” or attack “blue checkmarks” mirrors the “Worst. Episode. Ever.” pedantry and antisocial geekery of Springfield's resident nerd.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@dhkshdksndkkw demonstrates Introversion through a deep, solitary preoccupation with fictional worlds and fan culture, often expressing discomfort with real-world interactions like "who priv messaged me sorry i cant open dms". Their Intuition is evident in their focus on complex, dark narrative tropes and historical abstractions, such as “imagine celebrity yao chan who has a drug addiction problem and stalker paparazzi kiku”. The Feeling trait is dominant, as their feed is driven by intense emotional outbursts and personal values, seen when they lament, “i dont understand how people... hurt/hurted yao chan... i wouldn't even think of hurting even a single strand of her beautiful hair”. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a spontaneous, unfiltered posting style that jumps between niche interests and self-reflection, often questioning their own lack of structure: “wtf am i even tweeting man 😭”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a PhD student living abroad? Because you look like the only person capable of writing my favorite fanfiction.
- I promise I’m not a 'stalker paparazzi Kiku,' but I’d definitely follow you across any dynasty just to see that bun hairstyle in person.
- Are we in a 'HongYao' fanfic? Because even if the plot gets as insane as a time-traveling baby Leon, I’d still choose you every time.
- I’m not a Singaporean president, but I’d never debunk our chemistry—there’s no 'wokeness' required to see you're 169cm of perfection.
- Forget the cardiovascular looksmaxxing—my heart rate only spikes when I see you tweeting about Chinese history at 3 AM.
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18 | 🇹🇷 | Deeply invested in the intersections of Asian history, linguistics, and art. Once saw a man on the subway with a Kim-Xi wallpaper. Always learning.– @dhkshdksndkkw
Your signature cocktail
The Aiya-Holic Spritz
This experimental concoction is as chaotic as a timeline that oscillates between “debunking 'wokeness' in the west” and pure Hetalia thirst. The milk base represents their fixations on “mama yao 媽媽 ❤️❤️🤱🏻🤱🏻” and breastfeeding tropes, while the strong spirits reflect a personality that admits “yao chan made my brain filled with porn bruh 😭”. Served in a glass as 'squishy' as a “round ball of dumpling baby”, it’s a drink for someone who is “forever wang yao lover” and isn't afraid to get a little 'insane' with their headcanons.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong sense of Slytherin ambition and group-oriented resourcefulness, often viewing interpersonal and historical relationships through a lens of power and hierarchy, such as when discussing “gangstalia hk is lao da's younger brother but they are quite distant”. They exhibit a cunning and sometimes provocative streak, shown in their blunt dismissal of opposing views like “debunking 'wokeness' in the west” and their aggressive stance towards perceived outsiders, such as when they state, “i hope all blue checkmarks die”. Their loyalty is not universal but highly selective and focused on a specific aesthetic or nationalist ideal, evidenced by their strict criteria for a partner: “I will only marry a woman who is: Chinese Named Wang Yao...”. This combination of fierce tribalism, a preoccupation with status, and a willingness to be controversial suggests a personality that values the Slytherin traits of heritage and self-assuredness above all else.
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Obsessed - Mariah Carey
This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense, borderline intrusive fixation on the character Wang Yao, often referred to as 'Yao chan.' Their feed is a constant stream of possessive and highly sexualized thoughts, such as “i want to grope fondle yao chan's breasts so much” and “i need yao to breastfeed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The user also admits their own mental preoccupation, stating “yao chan made my brain filled with porn bruh 😭”, which aligns with the song's theme of an all-consuming delusion. Furthermore, their declaration “i will love you forever...” cements the profile as a digital monument to an unyielding and Obsessed devotion.
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