Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares anxiety and physical sensations, like “de novo essa sensação de coracao disparado e ouvido surdo ai meu deus” and “ai que falta de ar”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Often jokes about her own habits and flaws, e.g. “reclamo de ainda ter muita espinha mas quem disse que eu paro de comer o que me deixa parecendo um choquito” and “fico comendo coisa com lactose e depois reclamo quando minha barriga dói”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong attachment to friends, like “meus amigos falando que nao importa se sou muito agitada porque me amam do jeito que sou meio que amo eles” and playful threats to Rayssa in “a rayssa ainda nao sabe mas tem dois dias pra voltar pro brasil”.
- Hardworking student: Balances job and uni despite struggles, as in “eu sendo burra em matemática e fazer um curso que a base dele é saber física e matemática” and noting being the most stable for having college and a fixed job in this tweet.
- Passionate fangirl: Expresses strong enthusiasm for fandoms and idols, e.g. k‑pop list in this tweet, anime references like “eu ainda vou comprar uma caixinha de música que vai tocar a abertura de sailor moon”, and love for Olivia Rodrigo in “sinto que estou traindo minha amiga próxima olivia rodrigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional instability: Frequently describes herself as unstable, as in “sinto que seria a pessoa mais foda do mundo se nao fosse COMPLETAMENTE INSTÁVEL” and recurring crises around the same time in “é sempre nessa mesma época... todo ano é a mesma coisa”.
- Impulsive negativity: Has strong reactive outbursts toward stressors, like cursing her fertile period in “mano vai tomar no cu período fértil te odeio” and wanting to delete all photos in “bosta de galeria dos infernos vou apagar tudo o que tenho de dezembro ate hoje”.
- Self-sabotaging habits: Keeps behaviors she knows harm her, e.g. continuing lactose despite pain in this tweet and acne-triggering foods in “reclamo de ainda ter muita espinha mas quem disse que eu paro de comer o que me deixa parecendo um choquito”.
- Romantic vulnerability: Shows longing that leaves her exposed, like “quero viver um amor assim”, wanting physical affection in “queria estar nesse exato momento deitada em peito musculosos masculinos ou seios fartos femininos”, and getting shaken when even a player looks down on her in this tweet.
- Overload burnout: Feels overwhelmed by workload and responsibilities, as in “'ai mas tem muita coisa pra você fazer' óbvio que tem ne porra eu faço todo o seu trabalho e o meu fica acumulado” and joking about jumping after a practical exam in “esperando o ensalamento pra ver se vou me jogar do 10° ou do 11° ou do 12° andar após um prova prática”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: she’s bright, self-aware, and constantly juggling school pressure, work, and emotional overload, just like this user talking about exams and practice tests in tweets like “esperando o ensalamento pra ver se vou me jogar do 10° ou do 11° ou do 12° andar após um prova prática d”. Lisa often feels more mature than the people around her but still very unstable inside, which mirrors tweets such as “sinto que seria a pessoa mais foda do mundo se nao fosse COMPLETAMENTE INSTÁVEL” and “mas em comparação com a minha mae e a minha irmã mais velha, sou a mais estável de todas apenas por fazer faculdade certinho e ter um trabalho fixo”. Like Lisa’s mix of activism, overthinking, and anxiety, this user swings between burnout and self-improvement, saying things like “depois de fevereiro vou começar a ocupar minha mente com mais coisas” and referencing therapy and psychiatry in “e para mais tarde teremos terapia ouvindo vienna porque é a única música que consegue me acalmar nesse tipo de situação” and “no pior dos casos tenho psiquiatra marcado pro dia 13”. There’s also Lisa’s emotional intensity and romantic idealism reflected in posts like “quero viver um amor assim” and the dramatic, introspective tone about friendships and crushes throughout their timeline. Overall, the combination of being studious, emotionally volatile, politically/mentally aware, and a bit melodramatic about life aligns far more with Lisa than with the other Simpsons family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted: they talk constantly about parties, friends and social life, e.g. wanting “festa pra ir quase todo final de semana” in “mal vejo a hora das aulas voltarem e ter festa pra ir quase todo final de semana”, and enjoy attention and chaos in “nao me chame de piranha que eu gosto viu?”. Their interests are broad, imaginative and idealistic rather than detail‑practical, mixing tarot, anime, astrology-ish language and romantic fantasies, like “quero viver um amor assim” and “entao era isso o que essas cartas fofoqueiras queriam me dizer”, which fits Intuition over Sensing. They decide and react primarily through emotion and values (complaining about being overworked and underappreciated in “óbvio que tem ne porra eu faço todo o seu trabalho e o meu fica acumulado”, intense crushes, strong affection for friends and idols like “meus amigos falando que nao importa se sou muito agitada porque me amam do jeito que sou”), pointing to Feeling. Their life looks spontaneous and a bit chaotic rather than structured: they frequently change impulses (hair color, course doubts, emotional swings), joke about instability in “sinto que seria a pessoa mais foda do mundo se nao fosse COMPLETAMENTE INSTÁVEL”, and procrastinate while winging academics in “esperando o ensalamento pra ver se vou me jogar do 10° ou do 11° ou do 12° andar após um prova prática d”, all aligning with Perceiving. Taken together—outgoing, emotionally intense, imaginative, and flexible—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said a hot girl problem is the pants almost not fitting and still being loose at the waist… I volunteer as the muscular chest (or the ‘seios fartos’) you nap on after a long CLT day and a radiology lecture you pretended to understand.
- Since your interaction circle is full of people you ‘don’t even remember’ and your cards live exposing you, maybe you should pull uma carta pra saber se o próximo @ a entrar no seu círculo vai ser o doidaço que te leva pro show do Bonde das Maravilhas no Galpão20. Spoiler: estou me candidatando.
- You miss having fully colored hair and doing weird makeup at 6 a.m., you want to dye it pink, and you refuse hair transition… may I apply to be the ‘before & after’ photo? Before: stressed biomédica surtada. After: same surtada, but with me bringing lactose-free snacks and moral support.
- You’re out here dragging the three of swords and every espada in the deck, but still pulling the Rainha de Paus e Imperatriz… if you let me, I’ll gladly be your bobo da corte: I’ll deal with the Chicago office, the cloned phone, AND the UERJ boy with the scar, just to keep your coração less disparado.
- You tweet about wanting to throw yourself from the 10th, 11th or 12th floor after a prática, but also about therapy with ‘Vienna’ and your friends loving you exactly as your agitated self — if you ever need someone to walk you out of the building instead of off it, I promise I’ll be there, coffee in one hand and a Sailor Moon music box in the other.
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19 • balancing radiology classes, Chicago-style work drama & tarot cards. Once got pooped on by a pigeon on the way to class and still clocked in on time.– @diabofilha
Your signature cocktail
Período Fértil Pink Fizz
This cocktail is a chaotic, sparkling ode to someone who can complain about hormones and still make it funny, inspired by outbursts like “mano vai tomar no cu período fértil te odeio” and “período fértil antes de acabar te humilha né pqp”. The rosé wine spritz mirrors her pink-obsessed aesthetic and desire to dye her hair, as in “meu deus eu quero TANTO pintar o cabelo de rosa 😭”, while keeping things light enough to survive radiology classes and CLT bus rides. Guava and passion fruit nectar represents her dramatic, tropical emotional swings between wanting to smoke, cry, and fall in love, nodding to tweets like “ai que vontade de fumar” and “quero viver um amor assim”. A shot of cachaça infused with pink pepper captures her spicy, slightly unhinged confidence—very “mulher surtada é igual pimenta só come quen aguenta” and “nao me chame de piranha que eu gosto viu?”. The dash of bitters stands for the academic stress, family drama, and tarot angst in “eu odeio todas as cartas do naipe de espadas.” and “sinto que seria a pessoa mais foda do mundo se nao fosse COMPLETAMENTE INSTÁVEL”. Finally, edible glitter and a maraschino cherry sit on top like the hot-girl chaos she fully leans into, as in “hot girls problem: a minha calça quase nao entrou e agora fica larga na cintura” and her love of being a little over the top in both fandoms and real life.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Maria reads as a very classic Gryffindor: intense, impulsive, dramatic, and constantly throwing herself head‑first into emotional chaos. She openly jokes about self-destructive or reckless impulses, like “esperando o ensalamento pra ver se vou me jogar do 10° ou do 11° ou do 12° andar após um prova prática d” and “é sempre nessa mesma época época ano que eu me meto nessas pataquadas né? todo ano é a mesma coisa e sempre começa no mesmo dia”, which shows classic Gryffindor-style drama and risk-taking. She’s also confrontational and willing to stand up for herself, as in “'ai é que o escritório fica em chicago' entao dá teus pulos!! ... resolve o problema que VOCÊ causou e para de me dar dor de cabeça”, and fiercely opinionated about even small things like work habits and clothing, as in “'ai mas tem muita coisa pra você fazer' óbvio que tem ne porra eu faço todo o seu trabalho e o meu fica acumulado” and “tenho muito preconceito com quem usa jaleco de zíper e gola padre . . .”. At the same time she’s socially bold and craves intense experiences — wanting parties and love stories like “mal vejo a hora das aulas voltarem e ter festa pra ir quase todo final de semana” and “quero viver um amor assim”. She shows care for friends and family but never in a soft, Hufflepuff way; it’s loud, chaotic affection, like threatening to drag a friend back from abroad in “a rayssa ainda nao sabe mas tem dois dias pra voltar pro brasil 🤫” and being half-jealous, half-playful about her friends going see her boss in “minhas amigas só ficam vindo no MEU trabalho pra ver MEU chefe… EU deveria ser o motivo principal”. Overall, her defining traits are fiery temperament, impulsivity, emotional courage, and a tendency to throw herself into the mess rather than avoid it — all very Gryffindor-coded rather than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
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bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best suits @diabofilha is bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures chaotic impulsiveness, messy romance, and self-aware drama—all overlaid with humor. They openly admit to being unstable and chaotic, as in “sinto que seria a pessoa mais foda do mundo se nao fosse COMPLETAMENTE INSTÁVEL”, which fits the song’s narrator who knowingly makes bad decisions and still runs back to the situation. Their timelines are filled with impulsive wants—like “meu deus eu quero TANTO pintar o cabelo de rosa 😭” and “ai que vontade de fumar”—that mirror the song’s impulsive late-night choices. They also show a dramatic, humorous take on love and sex, with tweets like “nao me chame de piranha que eu gosto viu?” and “queria estar nesse exato momento deitada em peito musculosos masculinos ou seios fartos femininos”, echoing the song’s messy, flirty, ‘I know this is a bad idea but I’m doing it anyway’ energy. Finally, they explicitly reference Olivia Rodrigo as a close parasocial favorite—“sinto que estou traindo minha amiga próxima olivia rodrigo”—which makes an Olivia track an especially fitting soundtrack to their life.
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