Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses pain and missing her mom in tweets like “i miss my mom so much i just want to cry all night”.
- Protective boundaries: Clearly states who should avoid her space, e.g. “Men dni” and blocking people tied to circles that upset her in “Tomorrow ill be blocking yall, as i said idc how close you guys are to me im tired”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for yuri, games, and music, such as “Fuck zzz harem, i want to see more Belle poly ships.” and “This is the best song Hoyo has made so far in their history”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and gratitude toward mutuals in “Hey, i wanna say thanks to the oomfies that keep me around even tho im a bitch, ilyall” and “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹”.
- Creative ambition: Pursues art and self‑expression, shown in bio Art student and excitement about tools like “i finally bought my first drawing tablet and it looks so cool”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Open endorsement of self‑harm and pain in bio and tweets like “Why are my premiun blades taking so long to arrive ARGGHHHHH” and “CUTS ON PRIV CUTS ON PRIV”.
- Suicidal ideation: Repeated explicit talk of wanting to die, e.g. “puked out the pills, attempt failed”, “i truly deserve to fcking die for once”, and “Gonna hang myself brb”.
- Aggressive hostility: Frequently frames herself as toxic and attacks others, as in bio Very Toxic person, stay out and tweets like “Atp im going to remove all of you that interact with her just because i can”.
- Harsh self‑image: Talks about herself with intense contempt, e.g. “i truly deserve to fcking die for once, im a worthless piece of shit” and “This is how i attempt to look but im ugly af”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Often engages in drama and public call‑outs, such as “Everyone following zzzAnonymous supports racism and misogyny since it admin does 🙄” and mass blocking decisions in “Im fucking tired of this shit… if youre friends with aglaeasboobs, manaju, kiri, tempest, lily… just unfollow me rn or i will block you guys”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely emotional, principled, and often feels alienated, much like this user. They show strong, sometimes harsh convictions about identity and politics, e.g. calling out others with tweets like “Everyone following zzzAnonymous supports racism and misogyny since it admin does 🙄”, which mirrors Lisa’s moral absolutism and willingness to confront people. At the same time, there’s deep loneliness and self‑loathing behind the bravado, with posts such as “i got myself on my alone and depressing hole once again and its all my fault.” and “i truly deserve to fcking die for once, im a worthless piece of shit”, similar to how Lisa oscillates between confidence and feeling unloved or misunderstood. They’re also creative and academic (an art student who gets excited about a drawing tablet, as in “i finally bought my first drawing tablet and it looks so cool”), paralleling Lisa’s artistic and intellectual side. Even their combative, dramatic posts (like “HELLO???????? TF DID I DO TO YOU WHY TF DOES EVERY FUCKING PERSON ASSUME IM EVIL WHEN I POINT THINGS OUT???”) read like a darker, older Lisa who never stopped caring deeply but became more jaded by how others treat her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they openly seek interaction and validation, calling themselves an “attention whore” in “Dang im such an attention whore 😭😭”, promoting for mutuals in “My feed is sht rn so i need some mutuals rn…”, and affectionately addressing followers in “Hey, i wanna say thanks to the oomfies that keep me around even tho im a bitch, ilyall”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they obsess over fandom concepts, ships, and aesthetics rather than concrete details, as in “Fuck zzz harem, i want to see more Belle poly ships.” and the dreamy fixation on yuri / stylized gore in “Lesbians, sex, blood, cuts🤤…”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, making decisions around values and emotions: they cut off people for moral/relational reasons in “if youre friends with aglaeasboobs… just unfollow me rn or i will block you guys” and express intense self-worth struggles in “i truly deserve to fcking die for once, im a worthless piece of shit”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels chaotic and impulsive (puking out pills, drunk/hi posts, and contradictory goals like “Try not to die / Try to die”), and they frequently act on the moment—e.g., sudden blocking sprees and spontaneous decisions like “alr i made a priv…”—rather than structured, long-term planning. Taken together, this points most strongly to ENFP: outwardly expressive, value-driven, emotionally intense, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your plans for next year were ‘try not to die’ and ‘try to die’—how about we compromise with ‘try a date with me’ and see if that shifts your priorities a bit?
- You: ‘Playing Miyabi right is actually peak.’ Me: ‘Flirting with the Diako who knows how to play Miyabi is actually peak².’ We can theorycraft teams… or a date, your pick.
- You bought your first drawing tablet and almost cried—if you ever want a muse, I volunteer as the chaotic lesbian model who brings snacks and hypes up every sketch.
- You were banned from a server for advertising that game too hard; I respect the grind. If you promoted me with half that energy, I’d be your most loyal simp in under 24 hours.
- A cashier snuck her number into your receipt, but I’m more old‑school—I just show up in your notifs and ask directly: can I be the next girl who makes you eepy and happy instead of ‘puked out the pills’ sad?
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Your new Twitter bio
Art student + yuri enjoyer. Survived puking pills, fell in love with a drawing tablet. Here for games, sketches, and honest late‑night thoughts.– @DiakoLw
Your signature cocktail
Bloodcut PolyToxic Highball
This drink starts with a red wine reduction spiked with high-proof vodka for their drunk, exhausted chaos and late-night vibes, echoing “Drunk hi” and the unhinged energy of “Time to lock in”. Black cherry liqueur brings dark sweetness and yuri romance, nodding to their love of girls and ships like “T4T vivibelle is eating my mind and i love it 🤤🤤🤤” and “Lesbians, sex, blood, cuts🤤”. The smoked salt & bitters rim represents their openly toxic, confrontational side, as seen in “Very Toxic person, stay out” and callouts like “Everyone following zzzAnonymous supports racism and misogyny since it admin does 🙄”. A grenadine ‘cut’ drizzle running down the glass mirrors their blood-and-scars aesthetic and self-harm fixation, referencing “CUTS ON PRIV CUTS ON PRIV” and the haunting “Why are my premiun blades taking so long to arrive ARGGHHHHH”. Finally, a splash of energy drink over cracked ice captures their oscillation between wanting to live and wanting to die, the jittery mix of “Try not to die / Try to die” and the raw despair of “i fucking want to kms why the hell im like this”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
There’s a strong Slytherin edge in how Diako draws boundaries, seeks control over her environment, and leans into a sharp, confrontational persona. She repeatedly curates her social circle with an almost ruthless sense of self‑preservation, e.g. “Tomorrow ill be blocking yall, as i said idc how close you guys are to me im tired” and “Im gonna be clear, if youre friends with aglaeasboobs, manaju, kiri, tempest, lily or anyone from that hertamei server circle just unfollow me rn or i will block you guys”. Even when she feels guilty about it, she still follows through on cutting people off to protect herself: “I just erased a bunch of ppl i cared for and now im feeling like a true piece of shit, but i had to this for my mental health”. There’s also a distinctly ambitious, image‑ and status‑aware side: she talks about her future plans and self‑improvement in a darkly tongue‑in‑cheek way in “Alr plans for this next year: Drawing tablet and uploading my art. Get a new bass and play music again Try not to die Getting a new job Try to die Give or get backshots with a cute ladie…”, and she clearly cares about how she’s perceived, calling herself “such an attention whore”. Although she shows loyalty to certain interests and people, the dominant pattern is a mix of self‑protective ruthlessness, strong personal codes, and a willingness to be seen as “toxic” or villainous to maintain control, which fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑fitting song for Diako is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of self-destructive imagery, numbness, and dark intimacy. Their bio openly leans into pain and toxicity — “𖤐🩸I love blōōd, selfh*m warning ❤️🩹🩸𖤐 𖤐Art student, loves being hurt𖤐 𖤐Very Toxic person, stay out𖤐” — which parallels the song’s themes of being both victim and monster. Repeated suicidal and self-harm posts like “puked out the pills, attempt failed”, “i fucking want to kms why the hell im like this”, and “Gonna hang myself brb” match the track’s fixation on wanting to disappear and questioning one’s own mind. They also romanticize blood and cuts in art, for example “Lesbians, sex, blood, cuts🤤” and “Nicole w scars is so damn cute”, echoing the song’s eerie, almost aestheticized horror. In addition, their loneliness and feeling unwanted, like “I got myself on my alone and depressing hole once again and its all my fault” and “I feel unwanted”, fit the track’s sense of isolation and internalized blame.
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