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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, horny, and constantly pushing every boundary. Their over-the-top threats and dramatics feel very Bart-core, like “THANK YOU CCLEANER YOURE SOFTWARE IS AMAZING THANK YOU FOR ERASING MOST OF THE FILES NEEDED FOR MY COMPUTER TO FUNCTION!!!!!! IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU” and “IM GOI MY TO START SELF HARMING” used in a hyperbolic, comedic way. The user is endlessly horny and inappropriate in public, just like Bart with a modern internet brain-rot twist, e.g. “new years morning and i was posting about jinwoos asshole” and “can she blow bubbles in my asshole”. They also have that gremlin mix of self-deprecation and pride—calling themselves based in “be my oomf im based as u youngins say” while tweeting unhinged fandom takes and bait like “WAITERRR WAITERRR MORE DISCOURSE PLEASEE WAITERRR I WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT SOMETHING THATS FUCKING OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!”. Overall, the energy is unserious menace with a good sense of humor, which is peak Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-facing and performative, constantly reacting to others and inviting interaction (e.g. “does anyone want to interact om my bait”, “be my oomf im based as u youngins say”), and they overshare in a way that assumes an audience (“new years morning and i was posting about jinwoos asshole”). Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they jump between fandoms, metaphors, and exaggerated hypotheticals rather than concrete, practical details, like comparing story dynamics across series (“for solo leveling oomfs this is like if jinwoo died and jinah became his replacement”) and absurd overreactions (“delulu pack in 5 minutes oh my god im shaking”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented, driven by emotional reactions and attachment to characters and music (“im throwing up shaking crying its that good”, “i miss theodore so bad this is making me aCry”) and often express empathy or hurt in dramatic, affective language rather than structured argument. Their lifestyle and tweeting style look strongly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured—forgetting tasks (“did i just forget to do this why did no one remind me”), sudden inspiration (“wait im inspired… give me like 30 mins. burger king sponebob meal will come out with her funger hear me out cake”), and frequent mood/niche shifts (from Sims to Outlast to Persona to Solo Leveling in quick succession). The combination of high-energy social posting, imaginative fandom hyperfixations, emotional intensity, and spontaneity matches ENFP best.

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Part-time nap enthusiast, full-time Jinwoo analyst. Once thanked CCleaner for breaking my PC. Games, music, and unfiltered live reactions.– @DIAL553NASTY

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and way too strong for a weeknight—just like someone who types “DELULU PACK 1 MIN LNGSHOT ARE U READY TO BE ENDED ; ;” and then live-tweets an entire EP while “throwing up shaking crying its that good” link. The overproof dark rum is their unfiltered, occasionally murderous caps-lock rage, like “THANK YOU CCLEANER YOURE SOFTWARE IS AMAZING… IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU”. Sour apple liqueur captures their tart, petty side when they say things like “he looks like shit if u gonna copy somebody at least try to look good while doing it jfc 😭”. The espresso/coffee note is for all the exhausted chaos of naps and shaky energy, from “i cant stop taking naps im a literal toddler bro” to “why are my organs shaking right now”. Strawberry syrup is the secretly sweet, horny gremlin under all the yelling, the person who lovingly announces “thanl you so much Mommy… i Will be tou hing him in his private Places later on Today.”. Finally, the citrus fizz on top is the cartoon-bright, meme-forward brainrot of someone who proudly brands themselves burger king spongebob meal and spends 30 minutes cooking up a “burger king sponebob meal will come out with her funger hear me out cake”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intense fixation, self-interest, and sharp, weaponized humor, all of which lean strongly Slytherin. They show obsessive, almost tunnel-vision ambition toward their hyperfixations (especially Jinwoo and certain ships), e.g. “have tweeted about jinwoo pit since last year im having withdrawals” and “thanl you so much Mommy(@raanachuu) for getting me my Chopped Jinwoo Plush. i Will be tou hing him in his private Places later on Today.”, which reads more like relentless pursuit than cozy fandom. Their instinct is to attack and defend with cutting, exaggerated threats, such as “THANK YOU CCLEANER ... IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU” and “nice one hitler leveling! now lets re use the same incest jokes for the next…. checks watch… two years!”, showing ruthless rhetoric rather than conciliatory Hufflepuff energy. They thrive on conflict and discourse, openly craving it with lines like “WAITERRR WAITERRR MORE DISCOURSE PLEASEE WAITERRR I WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT SOMETHING THATS FUCKING OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!”, which fits Slytherin’s love of dominance and winning arguments. Even their self-preservation and dramatic manipulation language – for example “TAKE THIS TWEET DOWN NOW IM GOING TO START SELF HARMING” and “VIKTORR IS GOAT!!! ... HES CHANGI MY LIFE” – suggests someone who uses extremes to steer social situations. While they are funny and creative, the overarching pattern is cunning, emotionally intense, and conflict-embracing, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than Gryffindor’s idealism, Hufflepuff’s warmth, or Ravenclaw’s intellectualism.

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The song Delusional by Chxrry22 fits them best because they openly embrace being over-the-top, obsessive, and dramatic in a way that mirrors the track’s intense, messy emotionalism. They literally live-tweeted listening to Chxrry22’s Delulu Pack EP, saying “DELULU PACK 1 MIN LNGSHOT ARE U READY TO BE ENDED ; ;” and “only on the second song and i can tell this ep is a Fucking banger!!”, which shows a direct attachment to the artist and her themes. Their timeline is full of unhinged horny devotion, like “thanl you so much Mommy(@raanachuu) for getting me my Chopped Jinwoo Plush. i Will be tou hing him in his private Places later on Today.” and “have tweeted about jinwoo pit since last year im having withdrawals”, echoing the song’s obsessive, fantasy-heavy vibe. They also describe themselves in explicitly "delulu" terms by debating whether to “flood the tl with every song and get flagged for spam or dont…. decisions decisions…”, which matches the self-aware but unrestrained energy of Delusional. Overall, their passionate stanning, chaotic humor, and love for "delulu" aesthetics align neatly with the themes of fixation and emotional excess in this song.

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