Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-aware: Frequently analyzes power and ideology, e.g. criticism of American left and fascism in tweets like “the problem with the american “leftist”…” and “any leftist who supports the islamic government’s existence…”.
- Emotionally-honest: Open about fear, stress, and trauma in posts like “i wish i could die to be honest…”, “Man idk I wish my very existence solely for the location I was born in wasn’t political.”, and “finals are making me suicidal”.
- Culturally-engaged: Shows deep interest in film, games, and music, e.g. Disco Elysium, “#NowWatching Strike (1925). really excited for this one”, and sharing specific songs like “what a song man”.
- Self-reflective: Critiques their own political community and experiences, e.g. “Worst part about being a communist is that you have to share a space with other communists” and “what happened in 2025 mentally cannot ever happen again I’m so serious”.
- Humor-driven: Uses sarcasm and memes even about serious topics, e.g. “morally ambiguous he/theys become art majors”, “addicted to just saying shit”, and playful posts about classmates and parties like “was the narrator of fight club at this party last night”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated references to suicidality and hopelessness, such as “i wish i could die to be honest”, “finals are making me suicidal”, and “nothing feels good to me anymore”.
- Explosive-anger: Uses violent or extreme language against groups, e.g. “for 2026 i hope israel and all of its supporters no matter where on earth explode” and “declaring war on the entirety of europe”.
- Cynical-outlook: Consistently frames future and politics as hopeless, e.g. “future is just so bleak and scary now”, “the entire existence of America is a joke which I am forced to witness.”, and “the more we move forward the darker it gets”.
- Hostile-tone: Often engages with others by mocking or attacking, e.g. “Iranians are so embarrassing i need to change my country”, “what boring dull lives you people live”, and “ameriKKKans are like my mental health is horrible today because we are bombing a new country”.
- Stress-overload: Shows difficulty managing chronic stress from politics and studies, e.g. “the only thing that could make my stress go away tonight was a whole pack of cigarettes…”, “my exams starting in less than a month and i have a semester worth of material to do #Washed #ItsOver”, and “to live every moment of my life in stress… is not something you look forward to.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intensely political, intellectually engaged, and deeply moral, but also exhausted and alienated by how cruel and hypocritical the world is. Like Lisa, they’re sharply critical of oppressive systems and Western leftists’ blind spots, as in “the problem with the american 'leftist' and its tendency to ignore other fascistic states in the world…” and “any leftist who supports the islamic government’s existence is a traitor…”. Their despair about living under constant threat — “i wish i could die to be honest. I don’t want to die but to live every moment of my life in stress of either getting killed by my government or dying with american bombs…” — echoes Lisa’s recurring sense of hopelessness about injustice, just in a far more extreme real-world context. At the same time, they’re artsy and bookish (film school, Marx quotes, Disco Elysium, Godard, Eisenstein), which fits Lisa’s creative, intellectual side: see “#NowWatching Strike (1925). really excited for this one” and “put on disco elysiums soundtrack and locked in for my modeling without any breaks”. The mix of leftist conviction, cultural nerdery, emotional vulnerability, and feeling out of place in their environment is very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although socially engaged online, they often describe exhaustion, stress, and solitary coping (e.g. staying up all night alone with cigarettes and fear: “the only thing that could make my stress go away tonight was a whole pack of cigarettes but i guess i have to suffice to staying up all night just in case anything happens.”), and focus more on inner feelings than external networking. Their heavy use of theory, politics, and cinema shows strong Intuition (N), focusing on abstractions and ideological patterns rather than concrete details, like talking about American leftists and imperialism as systemic issues: “the problem with the american “leftist” and its tendency to ignore other fascistic states in the world… you are still contributing to the problem” and joking about Butlerian Jihad and Feinberg: “The butlerian Jihadist suggests the existence of a feinbergian mujahid as well”. They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking because judgments are grounded in moral outrage and empathy—mourning lives lost and condemning perceived injustice: “it is forever and ever jin jiyan azadi. my people are incredibly brave and i will forever mourn the lives lost…” and expressing deep emotional distress about war and state violence: “i wish i could die to be honest. I don’t want to die but to live every moment of my life in stress of either getting killed by my government or dying with american bombs…”. Their life appears somewhat chaotic and flexible, with exam panic, late cramming, and spontaneous film-watching and projects pointing to Perceiving (P), for example: “my exams starting in less than a month and i have a semester worth of material to do #Washed #ItsOver” and “this past week ive been insanely sick… who wants to recommend a movie to me”. Overall, the combination of inward emotional focus, idealistic political-moral stance, love of art and theory, and somewhat disorganized day‑to‑day life is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here putting Marx in every fifth sentence of your paper—can I apply dialectical materialism to us and prove we’re historically destined to end up on the same date?
- You said morally ambiguous he/theys become art majors… I’m not an art major yet, but I’m fully prepared to be morally ambiguous about how fast I’d watch Godard, Truffaut AND Strike (1925) with you.
- You miss your papa, you cried over Frankenstein’s creature, and you mourn every life lost in ‘jin jiyan azadi’—if you ever need a soft place to land between all that grief and fascism, I promise I’ll treat your heart less brutally than this world has.
- You locked in your modeling listening to the Disco Elysium soundtrack; I promise I’m not a skill check you’ll fail—more like a hidden side quest where the reward is us chain-smoking over Bruce Springsteen and Patti Smith at 3 a.m.
- For someone who declared war on the entirety of Europe, the U.S., monarchists, fake communists, AND Stranger Things slop, it’s wild you haven’t declared war on being single yet—want to form a two‑person Transgender Republic of Iran provisional government (cinema and cigarettes ministry included)?
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Film student in Tehran, communist with a nicotine problem. Once wrote an essay with more Marx quotes than original sentences.– @dialcliche
Your signature cocktail
Jin Jiyan Negroni (Transgender Republic Edition)
This is a strong, bitter-leaning but quietly floral riff on a Negroni, because their entire timeline is high-proof politics and art rather than something easy or crowd-pleasing. The overproof rye stands in for their exhausted but unbroken resilience under state violence and war anxiety, from “i wish i could die to be honest. I don’t want to die but to live every moment of my life in stress of either getting killed by my government or dying with american bombs is not something you look forward to.” and “every news you read you think IRI couldn’t get more evil and horrifying and yet”. Campari’s sharp bitterness channels their unfiltered contempt for fascists, monarchists, and Amerikkkans in posts like “the entire existence of America is a joke which I am forced to witness.” and “for 2026 i hope israel and all of its supporters no matter where on earth explode”. Pomegranate juice is for Tehran, grief, and blood—both national and personal—echoing “walking in tehran past 5 pm” and “it is forever and ever jin jiyan azadi. my people are incredibly brave and i will forever mourn the lives lost and i do not have any tolerance for anybody trying to undermine the massacre that went down… and what i saw with my own eyes.”. Smoked chili bitters capture their incendiary, shitposting edge in lines like “addicted to just saying shit” and their readiness to “declare war on the entirety of europe” in jest (“declaring war on the entirety of europe”). Finally, the rosewater mist is the soft queer cinephile under all the rage—the person who cries over Frankenstein (“watched frankenstein with my sister and ended up crying for the creature again just as I did reading the book before”), loves Godard, Springsteen, and film school chaos, and proudly tweets “THE TRANSGENDER REPUBLIC OF IRAN 🐆🐆🐆🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️” while holding the proverbial gun from their bio “be in love hold the gun.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows Gryffindor-style bravery and a willingness to publicly confront oppressive systems, even from a highly vulnerable position. They explicitly call out both American leftists and apologists for the Islamic Republic, saying “any leftist who supports the islamic government’s existence is a traitor to the ideology and our existence.” and criticizing those who ignore fascistic states with “you are still contributing to the problem”, which shows moral courage and a strong sense of righteous confrontation. Their political situation is literally life-threatening, yet they still post things like “it is forever and ever jin jiyan azadi. my people are incredibly brave and i will forever mourn the lives lost and i do not have any tolerance for anybody trying to undermine the massacre that went down… what i saw with my own eyes.” and “i wish i could die to be honest. I don’t want to die but to live every moment of my life in stress of either getting killed by my government or dying with american bombs is not something you look forward to.”, revealing both fear and a refusal to be silent. The tone is not cunning or self-preserving; they openly antagonize powerful actors, like saying “for 2026 i hope israel and all of its supporters no matter where on earth explode” and mocking monarchists and fascists in multiple tweets such as “the comments on this article are enough to show that it is in fact, fascism”. Mixed with this is a very Gryffindor impulsiveness and emotional intensity, from “addicted to just saying shit” to lashing out at "ameriKKKans" in “ameriKKKans are like my mental health is horrible today because we are bombing a new country”. They do have intellectual and artistic interests (Marx, early cinema, Disco Elysium), but their defining trait across tweets is courageous, sometimes reckless, public confrontation with injustice, which fits Gryffindor more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
The Internationale - Traditional (leftist anthem)
Their bio, “be in love hold the gun,” captures a blend of tenderness and militancy that fits the revolutionary spirit of The Internationale. They repeatedly frame politics through a radical left lens, criticizing both imperialism and authoritarian states, as seen in posts like “the problem with the american ‘leftist’ and its tendency to ignore other fascistic states in the world…” and “any leftist who supports the islamic government’s existence is a traitor to the ideology and our existence.”. Their explicit communist identity is clear in “Worst part about being a communist is that you have to share a space with other communists”, which aligns with the song’s collective, class-conscious message. The mix of despair and persistence in tweets like “i wish i could die to be honest. I don’t want to die but to live every moment of my life in stress…” and “it is forever and ever jin jiyan azadi. my people are incredibly brave and i will forever mourn the lives lost…” resonates with the anthem’s call to endure suffering while still fighting for liberation. Overall, their politics, trauma, and insistence on solidarity make The Internationale a fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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