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Your Simpsons character
They match best with Lisa Simpson, who is outspoken, politically aware, and very online-core for her age. Like Lisa, they call out injustice and bigotry directly, e.g. criticizing transphobia in “e essa transfobia babado aq...”, biphobic discourse in “PAREM COM ESSE DISCURSO DE MERDA, TAO TRAZENDO MAIS BIFOBIA PRA NOIS SEUS PORCOS”, and hypocrisy around bodily autonomy in “mas o corpo nao eh da mulher e ela faz oq quiser com o corpo dela?”. They also show a strong emotional and intellectual fandom side (music, anime, Ordem Paranormal, Louis Tomlinson, etc.), similar to Lisa’s intense obsessions, as in their reaction to Louis’ album in “MEU VEREDITO FINAL EH: DARK TO LIGHT SOTY!!” and their detailed media takes in “esse filme merecia concorrer em mais categoria...”. Like Lisa’s mix of idealism and frustration with the world, they swing between caring engagement and exasperated rants, for example “é difícil respeitar a opinião do outro QUANDO A OPINIAO DO OUTRO EH UMA BOSTA”. Even their bio quote “Life finds a way” and love of animals (cats, dinos, little rats) in “fav animal: gatos, dinos, ratinhos” fit Lisa’s thoughtful, slightly nerdy, nature-nerd vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with others, dramatize reactions, and share strong opinions publicly, e.g. calling out people with ““tira o hudson da sua boca imunda sua piranha”” and hyping fandom moments like ““MEU DRUS MENTIRA VOU SURTAR”. Their focus is more on ideas, fandoms and causes than concrete details, fitting iNtuitive (N): they discuss politics and morality in abstract ways such as ““mas o corpo nao eh da mulher e ela faz oq quiser com o corpo dela?”” and broad social critiques like ““PAREM COM ESSE DISCURSO DE MERDA, TAO TRAZENDO MAIS BIFOBIA PRA NOIS SEUS PORCOS”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they defend victims and marginalized groups with moral and emotional language, for example ““pra qm pede liberdade pra um cara q cometeu crimes contra uma mulher, não existe desculpas”” and ““e essa transfobia babado aq...”. The way they live and tweet is spontaneous, emotional, and unstructured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they joke about money issues and lack of planning like ““eu fico brincando falando q quero show na latam, mas nao quero nao ta to brincando nao tenho dinheiro”” and casually admit disorganization with ““i need helppp gente como deixa o perfil do maratona bonito? eu sou horrível com personalização 💔”. Overall, their enthusiastic stan energy, strong values, cause-driven rants, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle align best with ENFP.

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Any pronouns • 1.67m of chaos and Omori brainrot • Once told a YouTuber I loved them out loud by accident and kept the video on anyway– @diangeloverr

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This cocktail starts in deep purple-blue and turns bright pink when mixed, echoing their Louis Tomlinson obsession and the emotional shift of “DARK TO LIGHT ME DESTRUIU .” and “MEU VEREDITO FINAL EH: DARK TO LIGHT SOTY!!”. The red berry liqueur matches their dramatic, loving stan energy screaming “LOUIS VOCE EH ARTISTA!”. Maracujá juice nods to their favorite drinks list in “coquinha, suquinho de laranja e maracuja e beats de frutas vermelhas” and adds a tangy, chaotic edge like their tweets dragging people with “tira o hudson da sua boca imunda sua piranha”. The sparkling citrus soda keeps it energetic and a bit wild, just like their desire for a meteor to hit earth in “ai mds vão lançar um meteoreo pra acabar com a terra logo de uma vez igual fizeram com os dinossauros”. Edible glitter and a gummy dinosaur garnish honor their love of dinos and critters from “fav animal: gatos, dinos, ratinhos”, turning the glass into something as extra and unapologetic as their timeline. Strong but playful, this drink is sweet with a bite—just like someone who says “é difícil respeitar a opinião do outro QUANDO A OPINIAO DO OUTRO EH UMA BOSTA” and still cries over being broke wanting nice things in “ai eu quero tanto 😭 odeio ser pobre”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, confrontational when defending their values, and quick to call out injustice. They bluntly condemn bigotry and harmful behavior, e.g. reacting to transphobia with “e essa transfobia babado aq...” and criticizing people who ask for freedom for an abuser with “pra qm pede liberdade pra um cara q cometeu crimes contra uma mulher, não existe desculpas”. They also defend bisexual people against harmful discourse in “PAREM COM ESSE DISCURSO DE MERDA, TAO TRAZENDO MAIS BIFOBIA PRA NOIS SEUS PORCOS”, which shows moral courage and a willingness to confront others publicly. Their impulsive, fiery style comes through in tweets like “é difícil respeitar a opinião do outro QUANDO A OPINIAO DO OUTRO EH UMA BOSTA” and “tira o hudson da sua boca imunda sua piranha”, reflecting classic hot-headed Gryffindor energy. While they have some Hufflepuff-like loyalty to idols and friends, the dominant pattern is bold confrontation and standing up loudly for what they believe is right—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is "Just a Girl" by No Doubt, because it matches their mix of sarcasm, anger at injustice, and soft emotional side. They often call out sexism, bigotry and hypocrisy, like when they react to pro-life and ICE support with “COMO alguém é pro vida sendo pro ice ??????” and criticize people defending men who harmed women in “pra qm pede liberdade pra um cara q cometeu crimes contra uma mulher, não existe desculpas”. That same frustrated, fed‑up energy appears in “é difícil respeitar a opinião do outro QUANDO A OPINIAO DO OUTRO EH UMA BOSTA” and “PAREM COM ESSE DISCURSO DE MERDA, TAO TRAZENDO MAIS BIFOBIA PRA NOIS SEUS PORCOS”, mirroring the song’s defiant critique of how society treats them. At the same time, they’re openly emotional and dramatic about their faves and life, like “ai eu quero tanto 😭 odeio ser pobre” and their intense stanning in “LOUIS VOCE EH ARTISTA!”, which fits the vulnerable yet rebellious tone of the track. Overall, Just a Girl captures their vibe as someone who jokes, rants, and fights back against bullshit while still being very heartfelt and expressive online.

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