Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Constantly expresses love and longing for her girlfriend, like “saudade da minha namorada” and “nobody ever loved me like she does.”.
- Playful humorous: Uses jokes and playful exaggeration about her relationship and daily life, as in “hoje eu vou beijar a minha namorada ate a boca dela ficar dormente” and teasing in “fiz ela passar vergonha mesmo!”.
- Loyal devoted: Shows commitment and future-oriented feelings, like preferring building a life with her girlfriend over work in “me escravizar p construir uma familia com a minha namorada gostosa”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares anxiety, longing, and excitement, such as “AIAIAI TO ANSIOSA” and “bom dia acordei ansiosa euvouver a minha namorada meudeus”.
- Supportive caring: Enjoys doing things for her partner—cooking and gifts—like “queria fazer sobremesa e dar pra minha namorada todo dia” and showing presents in “a minha namorada tirando foto dos presentes q eu dei pra ela hoje”.
Weaknesses:
- Jealous possessive: Admits intense jealousy, for example “meu siumes eh doentio pacas pq ate hoje me pertuba aquela atendente safada toda de gracinha pra cima da minha mulher”.
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses insults and swearing at others, such as “vai tomar no cu porra” and “esse cara é um pau no cu”.
- Conflictual online: Engages in harsh fandom and interpersonal conflicts, like attacking groups and fandoms in “illit voce é um FRACASSO” and criticizing ARMYs in this tweet.
- Sexual oversharing: Posts very explicit sexual comments in public, e.g. “vai sair os 70% de líquido do meu corpo pela minha xereca” and “quwria comer o cu da minha namorada no uno :/”.
- Harsh negativity: Expresses strong hostility and pessimism at times, such as “i FUCKING hate my mom” and “ano novo de bosta ai que raiva acaba logo esse dia de merda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotional, idealistic, and very intense about the people and media she loves. Like Lisa, she’s fiercely devoted to those she cares about, especially her girlfriend, constantly posting things like “saudade da minha namorada”, “nobody ever loved me like she does.”, and “hoje eu vou beijar a minha namorada ate a boca dela ficar dormente”. She also has a strong moral streak and a tendency to call out what she thinks is wrong, similar to Lisa’s activist side, as seen when she rants about fandoms and companies in tweets like “illit voce é um FRACASSO” and “esse cara é um pau no cu”. At the same time, she’s dramatic, artistic, and a little chaotic, expressing big feelings through music, media, and humor, for example “my mama said big girls don't cry it only hurt if you let it these boys they only want your heart bc they wanting to BREAK IT BREAK IT BREAK IT”. The mix of sensitivity, passionate love, social criticism, and occasional over-the-top outbursts fits Lisa better than any of the other main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly expressive, socially engaged, and full of loud public affection and antics, like yelling in public with their girlfriend (“ela fingindo que tava brava andando na minha frente ai eu fui peor e comecei a gritar OH MENINA DE MOLETOM PRETO CALÇA BRANCA”) and screaming their love for idols (“EU TE AMO MINJEONG PORRA EU SOU TUA CARAI”). They seem Intuitive (N) because they dramatize feelings and situations into mini-stories and fantasies instead of just stating facts, like imagining alternate-universe scenarios with their girlfriend (“eu e a minha namorada em outro universo quando estamos dançando stand by me num bunker enquanto nosso cachorro nos olha #apvc”) and turning life choices into exaggerated, value-based narratives (“me vender pro capitalismo: 100000000090 aura me escravizar p construir uma familia com a minha namorada gostosa: +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 aura”). Their values and emotions clearly dominate, indicating Feeling (F): they prioritize love, jealousy, and loyalty over logic, as seen in intense romantic devotion (“nobody ever loved me like she does.”) and protectiveness/jealousy about their partner (“meu siumes eh doentio pacas pq ate hoje me pertuba aquela atendente safada toda de gracinha pra cima da minha mulher”). They appear Perceiving (P) because they act spontaneously and follow the moment—impulsive public jokes, last‑minute emotional posts, and chaotic plans, like late-night impulsivity (“indo pular na piscina 2 da manha”) and posting about doing things despite not ‘being prepared’ (“nao to preparada pra ir pro acampamento e ficar esse tempao longe da minha minha namorada”). Overall, their expressive social energy, imagination-heavy romanticism, emotional intensity, and spontaneous lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can cry over being away from your girlfriend at camp and still scream about K‑pop chart drama in the same week, I think we’re soulmates in ‘emotional whiplash’—wanna add one more thing to obsess over? (Me.)
- You said FNAF only got good because your girlfriend was on your shoulder… I volunteer as tribute for the sequel: Five Nights at the Cinema, featuring me holding your hand every jumpscare.
- The way you talk about kissing her until her mouth goes numb and cooking desserts for her every day… I don’t want to replace your girlfriend, I just want to be the bonus level where you unlock even more spoiling and affection.
- You bullying her in the park yelling “OH GIRL IN BLACK HOODIE WHITE PANTS” is peak clown behavior; I promise if we date I’ll let you embarrass me in public too—as long as you kiss me after like a true boiola.
- You: ‘I’m not ready to be away from my girlfriend at camp’ + ‘I hate my mom’ + ‘capitalism sucks, I just want to build a family with my hot girlfriend.’ Me: chronically online, clingy, and ready to hold your hand at Raposo Tavares like it’s our little utopia—interested in a co-op run?
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Full-time girlfriend enjoyer, part-time game ranter. Once screamed in a park for fun & called it cardio. Here for K‑pop, chaos and cuddles.– @diariovmpiro
Your signature cocktail
Xereca Red Riot Spritz
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and stupidly in love, just like them thirsting over their girlfriend’s future red hair in “nao vou aguentar ver ela de cabelo vermelho vai sair os 70% de líquido do meu corpo pela minha xereca”. Spiced dark rum stands for their intense, borderline feral passion and unfiltered mouth, seen in rants like “vai tomar no cu porra” and “i FUCKING hate my mom”. The red berry liqueur is their obsession with their girlfriend and romantic drama, from “eu literalmente gemi quando a minha namorada disse q ia pintar o cabelo” to soft moments like “nobody ever loved me like she does.”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, playful camp energy when they’re yelling in public and being annoying on purpose, like “ela fingindo que tava brava… eu fui peor e comecei a gritar OH MENINA DE MOLETOM PRETO CALÇA BRANCA”. A dash of bitters reflects the flashes of jealousy and toxicity they joke about in “meu siumes eh doentio pacas” and “minhs namorada me odeia… #relacionamentotoxicoabusivo”. Finally, edible glitter or a sugar rim represents their dramatic, extra, fandom-heavy vibe—someone who will scream about idols, complain about games, and still show up sparkling for their girl, like in “me vender pro capitalismo… me escravizar p construir uma familia com a minha namorada gostosa”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait across the timeline is intense loyalty and devotion to their girlfriend, which screams Hufflepuff. They constantly center their life around her, from longing tweets like “saudade da minha namorada” and “minha namorada viajou e eu estou com muita saudades dela” to domestic, caretaking fantasies such as “espero ela chegar em casa igual uma esposa dona de casa esperando sua mulher chegar cansada do trabalho”. They show a desire to work and build a life together rather than chase status, contrasting jokingly about capitalism with “me vender pro capitalismo: 100000000090 aura me escravizar p construir uma familia com a minha namorada gostosa: +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 aura”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on hard work and valuing relationships over glory. Their joy in small, shared moments—like making desserts for her in “queria fazer sobremesa e dar pra minha namorada todo dia” and affectionate gaming in “amo jogar com a minha namorada”—reinforces a grounded, steady, partner-focused personality rather than an ambitious Slytherin or glory-seeking Gryffindor vibe. Even their jealousy, as in “meu siumes eh doentio pacas pq ate hoje me pertuba aquela atendente safada toda de gracinha pra cima da minha mulher”, stems from how fiercely they value loyalty and emotional security. Taken together, these patterns point strongly to Hufflepuff: loyal, partner-oriented, and more about shared life and devotion than heroism, intellect, or ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Pretty Girl - Maggie Lindemann
A well‑suited song for @diariovmpiro is Pretty Girl by Maggie Lindemann, because it mixes soft, romantic devotion with attitude and a bit of chaos. Their timeline revolves around intense love for their girlfriend, like when they gush “nobody ever loved me like she does.” and constantly miss her in posts such as “saudade da minha namorada”. At the same time, they have a loud, unfiltered, and sometimes vulgar sense of humor and sexuality, shown in tweets like “nao vou aguentar ver ela de cabelo vermelho vai sair os 70% de líquido do meu corpo pela minha xereca” and playful toxicity in “minhs namorada me odeia tipo eu dei um ursinho com o meu cheiro e ela nem se quer me deu a calcinha dela cm o cheiro da xrc dela p mim kkkk #relacionamentotoxicoabusivo”. Pretty Girl is about being more than a cute, soft exterior, mirroring how they blend clingy, affectionate girlfriend energy — “eu queria a minha namorada” — with aggressive, opinionated rants like “uma dica pra voce, sai desse plato e vai comer uma buceta na rua”. The song’s theme of a messy, emotional, online-coded young woman who is both vulnerable and sharp‑tongued fits their timeline of gaming, stan culture, jealousy, and dramatic relationship posts extremely well.
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