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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Zoey is a high-achieving 17-year-old who struggles with deep-seated insecurities, perfectionism, and a desperate need for control. This manifests in an intense focus on numbers and academic-like 'lock-in' sessions, such as when she asks how much she can lose if she stays “locked in and fast every other day of the week”. Both share a melancholic disposition, with Zoey admitting she is “enabling my own relapse because i feel like absolute dogshit”. Furthermore, Zoey mirrors Lisa's artistic and musical interests, frequently sharing her “music collection” and showcasing a creative side by “sewing” her own clothes. Ultimately, her constant self-criticism and desire for a specific aesthetic, like “getting a belly button piercing” for motivation, reflects the same internal pressure Lisa feels to be perfect.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zozo exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary struggles and a preference for observing social situations from a distance, such as when she “just stared” at her uncle rather than engaging. Her Sensing trait is dominant in her hyper-fixation on physical data, calories, and body aesthetics, exemplified by her preplanning outfits based on reaching specific weights. As a Feeling type, her posts are deeply emotional and subjective, frequently expressing self-disgust or joy, such as being “so fucking happy” about a BMI change. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her fluctuating plans and spontaneous urges, like when she decided to eat pasta simply because she “rly wanted it,” showing a struggle with rigid structure.

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17yo fashion & music enthusiast. I once spent a 40-minute walk home debating the best Taylor Swift bridge. Catch me pacing or sewing my next favorite outfit.– @diarybyzoey

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Zozo’s intense, high-energy pace as she describes herself as “pacing round and round” in a constant state of motion. The espresso and bitter tonic reflect her “flowstate” and the physical toll of her habits, like when she mentions “i cant feel my fingers rn”. The muddled fruit and silver garnish represent her 'cutesy' aesthetic and desire for a specific look, such as her “goal for ugw is getting a belly button piercing”. Finally, the single cherry is a nod to her strict rules, much like her belief that “under 50 doesn’t break my fast”.

Your Hogwarts House
Zozo exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of intense ambition and a goal-oriented mindset, explicitly stating her “goal for ugw is getting a belly button piercing” as a form of motivation. She demonstrates resourcefulness and a cunning focus on self-preservation within her subculture, noting she “planned my schedule so well and im barely gonna be home at all” to facilitate her fast. Her determination to achieve a specific status is paramount, seen when she claims she “will only feel good wearing them if im 50kg exact or less !”. Finally, she shows a sharp, occasionally “witty” or exclusionary edge in social interactions, which aligns with the house's reputation for prioritizing their own standards above others' opinions.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Zozo's agonizing preoccupation with body image and the destructive habits she uses to reach her 'ideal' shape. The lyrics about longing for a 'thigh gap' and the pain of self-comparison are mirrored in her post: “all i want is a thigh gap & visible chestbones fuck my fat chungus fucking life”. The track's theme of feeling 'gross' regardless of actual weight is reflected when she asks, “is there literally any difference i feel like i just look grosser now even tho i lost since”. Ultimately, the song suits her because she views her identity through the lens of her disorder, admitting she is “enabling my own relapse because i feel like absolute dogshit” while desperately chasing a new lower weight.

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