Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-conscious: Calls out racism and fetishization, e.g. criticizing Genshin/Hoyoverse fans for supporting racist content in tweets like “genshin fans glazing hoyoverse then turning around and saying they don't support racism omg pick a side” and “How do I get genshin off my timeline im so tired of hearing about the same racist loli bs”.
- Clear-boundary: States firm DNI and anti‑proship/incest stance, e.g. bio “miner basic dni (especially pro/darkship)” and tweets like “Why is my entire timeline proshippers right now I don’t care about your stupid incest shit” and “Hi I’m Asian and I don’t like incest thank you (I don’t play love and deep space)”.
- Community-engaged: Actively participates in multiple fandom and hobby communities (Vocaloid, pjsk, colorguard, game servers), e.g. talking about winter guard premieres in “oomf in my winter guard circut premier is over” and Vocaloid song rankings in “People acting like haven is niche and a English song have we lost the plot”.
- Humor-oriented: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor to tell stories, such as “If anyone cares I watched to many unidentified persons videos...had to use a picture of marvelous Sunday as motivation to go piss…I’m such a fat fucking chud” and joking about arguing via translation in “Me typing shit into google translate to argue with Koreans on crktwt”.
- Hardworking: Despite complaints, they keep up with demanding activities like colorguard and schoolwork, shown in tweets about practice and competitions like “Got 10th at champs because of that one narcissistic freshmen who doesn’t practice fucking up the entire choreography per usual” and staying up before practice in “Staying up like I don’t got practice at 10am”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-tone: Frequent use of aggressive language toward groups and individuals, e.g. “Kill mihoyo and its supporters” and “30 year old argentinian lolicons defending Charlie Kirk like if they do it enough hell come back”.
- Obsessive-hate: Disproportionate focus on hating one character (Rui), as seen in multiple posts like bio “#1 rui kamishiro hater,” “Spread rui hate propaganda life is too short”, and “When I secretly convince sega to remove more rui stuff”.
- Harsh-judgment: Tends to generalize and insult whole communities, e.g. “Have any of you considered just not playing their games in the first place and supporting ones that aren’t racist loli heaven” and “Everyone person I know who refers to themselves as ‘level (age)’ is a pedophile”.
- Self-denigrating: Talks about themselves very negatively, which can affect self‑image, e.g. calling themselves “such a bum” in “I actually made a horse family tree to find this out I’m such a bum” and “such a fat fucking chud” in this tweet.
- Stress-avoidant: Often frames responsibilities as overwhelming and leans into avoidance, e.g. “Can they just cancel the season” and procrastination on homework in “2 chapters of this boring ass boom and I have to write a summary on each I hate being a lazy bum”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: principled, politically aware, and unafraid to be vocal about uncomfortable topics. Like Lisa calling out injustice even when it annoys people, this user constantly critiques media and fandom ethics, e.g. calling out racism in games and fandoms such as “genshin fans glazing hoyoverse then turning around and saying they don't support racism omg pick a side” and “How do I get genshin off my timeline im so tired of hearing about the same racist loli bs”. They also have a strong anti–proship/anti‑incest stance and moral line in fandom, shown by tweets like “Why is my entire timeline proshippers right now I don’t care about your stupid incest shit” and “Hi I’m Asian and I don’t like incest thank you (I don’t play love and deep space)”, which fits Lisa’s ethics-first mindset. At the same time, they’re nerdy and deeply into niche interests (Vocaloid, PJSK, specific animators and songs), similar to Lisa’s obsessive investment in her hobbies, as seen in “watching people tell me basic vocaloid facts like I don't have a vocaloid themed page”. Their self-aware, sometimes exhausted humor about school and extracurriculars like winter guard (“Got 10th at champs because of that one narcissistic freshmen who doesn’t practice fucking up the entire choreography per usual ”) echoes Lisa’s mix of competence, frustration with peers, and ongoing drive to excel despite everything.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they are very outward-facing, constantly reacting to discourse, drama, and fandom issues, and openly talking about guard competitions and teammates, e.g. complaining about a teammate in “Got 10th at champs because of that one narcissistic freshmen who doesn’t practice fucking up the entire choreography per usual ” and joking about arguing online in “Me typing shit into google translate to argue with Koreans on crktwt”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they frequently discuss larger patterns in fandom and media (racism, proship, incest normalization) rather than just concrete events, like in “Have any of you considered just not playing their games in the first place and supporting ones that aren’t racist loli heaven” and “not a single person in the quotes who thinks fiction doesn't affect reality we get it you like kids”. They lean Thinking over Feeling: their tone is blunt, argumentative, and often harshly critical, preferring direct calling-out over diplomacy, as seen in “Kill mihoyo and its supporters” and “Stealing someone’s art work then running it through ai oh you stink”. Their spontaneity, last‑minute behavior, and chaotic schedule complaints suggest Perceiving: they frequently mention procrastination and going with the flow, like “Going to sleep like I don’t have premiere and a show ready noon call time” and “2 chapters of this boring ass boom and I have to write a summary on each I hate being a lazy bum”. Overall, the combination of highly social debate, pattern-focused criticism of fandom culture, sharp logical callouts, and messy, impulsive lifestyle is most consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You won first place in that Octopus Tablet speed round on Jan 24th… wanna team up and see if we can speedrun becoming each other’s #1 instead of just Nilfruits’ biggest fans?
- If winter guard really has you going barefoot in San Diego, I volunteer as emotional support floor so the only thing you trip over this season is your feelings for me.
- You made a whole horse family tree just to prove tCoaL is incest central—can you draw one more branch and put us together, purely for non-proship, extremely wholesome research purposes?
- You hate Rui, Hoyoverse, and proshippers, argue with Koreans on crktwt via Google Translate, and still have energy for Vocaloid and Om games—statistically speaking, you’re the exact intersection of all my oddly specific preferences.
- Next time you’re listening to Nilfruits yelling ‘snip snip snip bitch’ and wanting to implode, just call me—I’ll be there like your personal Haven sweep, cutting away the bullshit and hyping you up instead.
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Color guard kid in San Diego who accidentally makes horse family trees, argues via Google Translate & still wins tablet comps. Any pronouns.– @Diasofficechair
Your signature cocktail
The Barefoot Rui-Slayer
This cocktail is loud and combative, just like their timeline, so it starts with spicy chili-infused tequila to match the way they go after proship and Hoyoverse fans in tweets like “Kill mihoyo and its supporters” and “Have any of you considered just not playing their games in the first place and supporting ones that aren’t racist loli heaven”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, sweet edge that fits their late-night doomscroll energy in posts like “Staying up like I don’t got practice at 10am 🥹” and their dramatic winter guard life in “Their making us go barefoot for winter guard i cant take this”. Fresh lime juice brings bite and acidity, echoing their sharp replies about racism and fandom hypocrisy such as “Deadass just saw a TikTok comment calling asian people privileged…but if I saw people dont take racism towards Asians seriously I get slimed out.” and “genshin fans glazing hoyoverse then turning around and saying they don't support racism omg pick a side”. The tamarind soda or cola nods to their Laotian/Colombian mix and gives a tangy, chaotic fizz that fits tweets like “Me typing shit into google translate to argue with Koreans on crktwt” and their constant gaming/anime brainrot. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents the perpetual salt and petty joy of their anti-Rui crusade in posts including “Rui hate tweet”, “i think we should make hating rui not niche”, and “When I secretly convince sega to remove more rui stuff”. This is a strong, slightly bitter, and unapologetically experimental drink—high school winter guard chaos in a glass, served barefoot.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Diasofficechair shows consistent Gryffindor-style boldness and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is right, even when it’s confrontational. They openly call out communities and companies they see as racist or harmful, e.g. “Have any of you considered just not playing their games in the first place and supporting ones that aren’t racist loli heaven” and “Kill mihoyo and its supporters”, which, while extreme in wording, reflects a fearless, crusading stance more than quiet strategy. They also repeatedly confront proship/incest fandoms despite knowing it will stir backlash, as in “Why is my entire timeline proshippers right now I don’t care about your stupid incest shit” and “not a single person in the quotes who thinks fiction doesn't affect reality we get it you like kids”, showing a willingness to take social risks for their principles. Their impulsive, dramatic framing — like “I would sell ruis organs to get rid of periods” and “When I secretly convince sega to remove more rui stuff” — reads as hot-blooded and expressive rather than calculated. Although they have niche interests and some analytical moments (e.g. “I actually made a horse family tree to find this out I’m such a bum”), their defining traits are outspoken courage and a combative sense of justice, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Problem - Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea
Their whole timeline is loud, blunt, and proudly over it, which fits the defiant, fed‑up energy of Problem. They constantly cut people and fandoms off, like when they say “Have any of you considered just not playing their games in the first place and supporting ones that aren’t racist loli heaven” and “How do I get genshin off my timeline im so tired of hearing about the same racist loli bs”. Their bio and repeated posts show firm boundaries — “miner basic dni (especially pro/darkship)” and tweets like “Why is my entire timeline proshippers right now I don’t care about your stupid incest shit” mirror the song’s ‘I’ve got one less problem without you’ attitude. Even their humor leans into dramatic, over-the-top dismissals, like “Kill mihoyo and its supporters” and “i think we should make hating rui not niche”, matching the song’s playful yet aggressive tone. Overall, Problem captures their mix of snark, independence, and willingness to loudly drop anything or anyone that crosses their boundaries.
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