Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and longing for Letícia, e.g. “eu confio na leti letícia e deixo o meu pescoço completamente exposto...” and repeated ‘saudades da leticia’ tweets.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares sadness, anxiety, and vulnerability, e.g. “to mal” and “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia”.
- Humorous playful: Uses jokes and memes to interact, such as “maçomburger” and the exaggerated Lula voting joke “VOU PASSAR O DIA INTEIRINHO VOTANDO NO LULA...”.
- Reflective caring: Thinks about others’ wellbeing, e.g. concern for friend Levi in “ele me ajudou muito após o falecimento do meu avô...” and tech-safety advice in “por favor chequem se vocês tão pagando por um gateway de pagamento confiável...”.
- Security‑conscious: Shows strong awareness of digital security, detailing multi‑factor setup in “2fa no email + sms + 2fa por chave do google authenticator...”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Directs intense insults and violent wishes at people, e.g. “sam altman eu quero ver você revirando lixo na rua seu filho da puta” and “vadia booktoker burra você deveria SE MATAR AGORA!!!!!!!!”.
- Aggressive hyperbole: Uses extreme violent imagery even when joking, as in “Precisamos abater esse leitão com facas cegas JÁ!!!!!!!!” and hashtag “#DecapiteUmFuncionarioDaJadlogComUmFacaoCegoEnferrujadoHojeMesmo”.
- Letícia‑dependent: Frames mood and daily functioning heavily around Letícia’s presence, e.g. “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia” and “realizar todas as funções básicas... até a leti voltar de viagem”.
- Self‑critical insecure: Describes self in negative social terms, e.g. “aquele amigo que as pessoas enjoam facil” and anxious posts like “unpriving my acct coz i care 0 atp js end me fr...”.
- Burnout‑prone: Reports erratic sleep and exhaustion, e.g. “meus horários de sono estão sendo bogo sorted pelo capeta” and staying up after waking at 4:44 for a call in “pior que esse foi o horário em que eu fui dormir ontem...”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes intense love, impulsive rage, and goofy self-deprecation in a way that’s very close to Homer Simpson. Like Homer obsessing over Marge, he’s dramatically, almost comically devoted to Letícia, saying things like “i dreamt my hands were running through your hair”, “eu confio na leti letícia e deixo o meu pescoço completamente exposto e vulnerável a todo momento pra ela fazer o que quiser”, and repeatedly lamenting “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia”. His explosive, over-the-top anger at companies and public figures mirrors Homer’s cartoonish fits: “sam altman eu quero ver você revirando lixo na rua seu filho da puta” and “#DecapiteUmFuncionarioDaJadlogComUmFacaoCegoEnferrujadoHojeMesmo” sound like dialed-up Homer rants. At the same time, he shows a kind of clumsy earnestness and vulnerability—complaining about being sad, lonely, and missing people, like in “eu só quero que as coisas fiquem certas” and “to mal”. He’s not naive or stupid—he talks about security and tech, as in “2fa no email + sms + 2fa por chave do google authenticator”—but the overall emotional tone is chaotic, loving, and impulsive, which lines up more with Homer than with the calmer, more consistently rational characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their focus is on an intense one‑to‑one relationship with Leticia rather than broad socializing, e.g. “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia”, “vou tirar o meu cochilo da tarde cheirando a camisa que ta com o cheiro dela”, and they often describe solitary activities like studying or listening to audiobooks, as in “audiobook de the karamazov brothers ou algum video aleatorio do 3blue1brown”. Their humor and interests point strongly to Intuition: they enjoy abstract or conceptual topics like conditioning and math content, e.g. “a leti me treina com base no condicionamento pavloviano respondente” and referencing 3Blue1Brown, rather than concrete day‑to‑day detail. They seem clearly Feeling‑oriented, constantly foregrounding emotions and relationships—longing, affection, regret—such as “queria ter beijado mais abraçado cheirado mais dado mais carinhos… e isso me incomoooooooooooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaa” and “eu amo muito a leti”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than structured Judging: their sleep schedule is chaotic and self‑described as random (“meus horários de sono estão sendo bogo sorted pelo capeta”), and they oscillate between plans and emotional impulses, e.g. aspirational study goals in “estudar pelo menos 2.5hrs p/ dia… sobreviver e existir até a leti voltar de viagem” contrasted with frequent mood posts like “to mal”. Overall, an emotionally intense, idealistic, relationship‑centered, and somewhat disorganized internal world fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the capeta is bogo-sorting your sleep schedule anyway, let him handle the chaos and come help me sort something more important: how many kisses per hour you deserve for missing Letícia this much.
- You’re out here choosing between Dostoevsky and 3blue1brown to fall asleep… may I suggest a third option: an audiobook of us cuddling while you rant about IPv6 not being a real protocol.
- You trust Letícia so much you’d leave your neck completely exposed to her — could I at least get trial access to that level of trust with a hug and a shared camisa that smells like you?
- If you can tank rinite + sinusite, Jadlog delays, FedEx disasters, and still scream ‘vou votar 13 até meus dedos caírem’, I’m convinced the only thing stronger than your immune system is the crush I’ve developed reading your timeline.
- You’re training under pure Pavlovian conditioning with Letícia; careful, because every time I see you tweeting about saudade, my brain rings a little bell that says: ‘congratulate this devoted puppy boy with affection and a date invite, immediately.’
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Math, music & migraines. Once woke up at 4:44 to talk to Letícia and never fixed my sleep since. Teaching, studying, missing her & overthinking.– @dicendimagister
Your signature cocktail
Leti’s Pavlovian Puppy Punch
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça infused with lime zest for their sun-soaked, regional chaos and political fire, echoing the vibe of “vou botar uma REDE em baixo da árvore e VOTAR 13 ATÉ MEUS DEDOS CAÍREM” and the sulista discourse in “limão, sempre perco com os sulistas delirantes...”. A shot of cold brew coffee concentrate captures the insomnia and scrambled sleep cycles from “meus horários de sono estão sendo bogo sorted pelo capeta” and the late-night intellectual rabbit holes of “audiobook de the karamazov brothers ou algum video aleatorio do 3blue1brown”. Passion fruit juice brings brightness and longing, mirroring the constant saudade and devotion in “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia” and “eu amo muito a leti”. A dash of smoked chili bitters reflects their sharp tongue and over-the-top rage-posting, like “sam altman eu quero ver você revirando lixo na rua seu filho da puta” and the jokingly violent hashtags in “#DecapiteUmFuncionarioDaJadlogComUmFacaoCegoEnferrujadoHojeMesmo”. Finally, a foam of lightly sweetened coconut cream sits on top as the soft, cuddly layer of the “devoted puppy boy” who dreams of cuddles and shared pets, as seen in “SIM QUERO MUITO ... adotar um (1) cachorro” and the wonderfully unhinged affection of “a leti me treina com base no condicionamento pavloviano respondente”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense loyalty and devotion to the people they love, especially Letícia: they repeatedly express missing her and centering their days around her, as in “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia” and “eu confio na leti letícia e deixo o meu pescoço completamente exposto e vulnerável a todo momento pra ela fazer o que quiser”. This loyalty extends to long–lost friends, like wanting to reconnect with Levi who supported them after their grandfather’s death: “ele me ajudou muito após o falecimento do meu avô... gostaria de ter contato novamente”. They also show a caring, steady side in how they answer anonymous advice: “meu parceiro quer ter um relacionamento aberto... termina pq isso nunca vai dar certo” and “toparia adotar uns bichinhos junto com a tua namorada? 💬 SIM QUERO MUITO... adotar um (1) cachorro”, prioritizing emotional well‑being and building a shared home life. Their plans emphasize diligence and responsibility—“estudar pelo menos 2.5hrs p/ dia… realizar todas as funções básicas de um ser humano normal, sobreviver e existir até a leti voltar de viagem”—which fits Hufflepuff’s work ethic over flashy ambition. While they have witty/nerdy moments that could hint at Ravenclaw, the core of their personality as shown here is steadfast love, emotional constancy, and a desire to care for others, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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I Miss You, I’m Sorry - Gracie Abrams
A song about intense longing and missing someone fits them perfectly, especially their relationship with Letícia, who is literally in another country. They constantly tweet about missing her, like when they say they are “to triste to com saudades da leti leticia” and that she is “tão longe.. longínqua afastada distante em outro país (literalmente)” in this Tellonym answer. Their timeline is full of yearning, from “saudades da leticia vou chorar” to “quero beijar a leticia” and even “eu confio na leti letícia e deixo o meu pescoço completamente exposto e vulnerável a todo momento pra ela fazer o que quiser”. The song’s confessional, vulnerable tone mirrors how openly they share feelings of sadness and emotional struggle, like “to mal” and “nao aguento mais”. Overall, I Miss You, I’m Sorry captures their blend of devotion, distance, and emotional intensity better than almost any other well-known track.
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