Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for series and characters like Dick Gumshoe, Pierce, Ash, Grom and Danganronpa/DDLC, e.g. “Pierce I love you” and “Y'all DONT understand how much I love Ash and Grom”.
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on feelings, like loneliness and frustration, e.g. “i want a friend or anyone that i can actually talk to” and sleep issues when sad “i hate feeling sad when its night because i cant fall asleep”.
- Socially conscious: Speaks clearly about political and LGBTQ+ issues, e.g. calling out neutrality on Israel/Palestine “no entiendo cmo es que existe gente que genuinamente piensa que mantenerse neutro…” and defending queer symbols “que cansancio explicarle a los de tiktok cada símbolo lgbtq+”.
- Protective loyal: Defends people/characters they care about, like Pierce and fandom figures, e.g. “están exagerando demasiado con lo de que pierce es una mierda” and calling out disrespectful behavior in communities “I GENUINELY DISLIKE IT SO MUCH WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT”.
- Playful humorous: Uses jokes and memes frequently, e.g. “Mh, weird I can swim but for some reason I can't walk on water either?? Must be a glitch in the matrix” and fandom jokes like “yhat's a 2 subs 1 dom relationship but y'all wouldn't get it like I do”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical body: Talks harshly about their eating/weight, e.g. “man im such a fatass ive been eating bullshit EVERY day” and calling themself a fatass again in “am I just a fatass”.
- Harsh language: Expresses anger with aggressive wording, e.g. “weon, eres imbecil??” and “I HATE YOU GO DIE DIE ALL OF U ☹️☹️☹️☹️”.
- Lonely insecure: Frequently mentions wanting friends and feeling others aren’t present, e.g. “i want a friend or anyone that i can actually talk to” and “I wanna talk to ppl so badddd 💔”.
- Ruminative anxious: Dwells on worries about school, career, and sleep, e.g. “i got SCHOOL tomorrow man, i need to sleep but i can't” and indecision about studies “me empezó a interesar otra cosa aparte de historia del arte”.
- Fandom judgmental: Can be dismissive of others’ tastes, e.g. “just say youre a fake ass fan smh” and “If someone played doki doki and ended up hating any of them im afraid im just instantly not considering their opinion”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically engaged, a little lonely, and very fandom-brained. Like Lisa, they care deeply about social issues and are openly frustrated with apathy, e.g. criticizing neutrality on Palestine in “no entiendo cmo es que existe gente que genuinamente piensa que mantenerse neutro en el tema de Israel y Palestina es la mejor d las opciones” and defending LGBTQ+ symbols in “cada semana me sale algún weon diciendo que 'la bandera oso no debería ser válida'… eres imbecil??”. They also show academic/creative leanings and overthinking about their future, as in “Juraba estar 100% seguro con que carrera estudiar, pero justo ahora me empezó a interesar otra cosa aparte de historia del arte”, which fits Lisa’s studious, artsy side. Emotionally, they oscillate between earnest sadness and sardonic humor—wanting connection in “i want a friend or anyone that i can actually talk to… if i can give love why cant i get someone to share it with” while also self-deprecating about eating habits in “man im such a fatass ive been eating bullshit EVERY day”—very Lisa when she feels isolated but still cracks jokes. Their obsessive love for niche media and characters, like “Y'all DONT understand how much I love Ash and Grom” and “Pierce I love you”, mirrors Lisa’s intense passions for her interests and the way she dives deeply into her fandoms and causes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they repeatedly mention struggling with socializing and wanting deeper 1:1 connection rather than big social scenes, e.g. “when youre so bad at socializing to the point you get nervous talking to people on roblox” and “i want a friend or anyone that i can actually talk to about whatever or smtn, i just feel like all the people i talk to both irl and online aren't really present at all”. Their interests and comments show Intuition (N): they’re into narrative-heavy, symbolic media (Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, DDLC, Deltarune, Kakegurui, FNAF theories), and they like interpreting meaning and dynamics rather than just surface facts, like the relationship musing in “yhat's a 2 subs 1 dom relationship but y'all wouldn't get it like I do” and the ahoge-protagonist realization in “they made him take the hat off ... meaning hes the new protagonist”. They are strongly Feeling (F): they emphasize gratitude and empathy (“maybe start learning how to be fucking grateful”), get upset by neutrality in moral issues (“no entiendo cmo es que existe gente que genuinamente piensa que mantenerse neutro en el tema de Israel y Palestina es la mejor d las opciones”), and openly express care for others (“i stopped talking to bcs of his mental health and wonder if hes doing better and i rlly hope he is”). Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they show indecision and changing interests (“just started watching the smosh flip 7 video…”, “me empezó a interesar otra cosa aparte de historia del arte, puta madre”), procrastinatory classmates they laugh at rather than strictly condemn (“me da mucha risa cuando ... piden el temario de una prueba el día anterior”), and a generally spontaneous, emotional tweeting style. Putting this together, their pattern of introspection, idealism, emotional intensity, and flexible, fandom-driven lifestyle best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If talking to people on Roblox makes you nervous, we can start on easy mode: you send me Ace Attorney memes, I send you Danganronpa overanalysis, and we slowly level up to ‘actually talking’ like a true socializing final boss.
- You wishing you were Dick Gumshoe and me loving you is kind of perfect, actually—because if you’re Gumshoe, I get to be the idiot who falls for the underpaid, overworked himbo detective and never shuts up about how he deserves better.
- You said you hate feeling like a ‘fake fan’ for only having one Ace Attorney on Steam—if you want, we can sit on call, boot it up together, and prove you’re the realest fan there is… I’ll even be your personal Gumshoe, cheering you on from the sidelines.
- You watching Kakegurui, playing Brawl Stars, obsessing over Doki Doki and Danganronpa, drinking tea in an Animal Crossing cup while watching FNAF theories… I don’t need a Hope Fragment to see it—you’re literally my exact genre of person.
- You keep tweeting about wanting someone to really talk to, to share love with, and about feeling alone when it’s late… so how about this: next time it’s 1 a.m. and your brain won’t shut up, you message me, and we turn ‘I’m a happy soul and life is GREAT 🗣🗣🗣’ from a tweet into an actual tradition.
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Art history indecisive, Ace Attorney + Brawl Stars obsessed. Swims fine, still can’t walk on water—bug report pending. Eng/Esp, suggestive RTs at own risk.– @DickGumshoeAA
Your signature cocktail
Pierce & Gumshoe on the Rocks
Espresso‑infused rum channels their late‑night feelings and school stress, like when they said they hate being sad at 1am with class the next day while wishing for someone to really talk to: “i hate feeling sad when its night because i cant fall asleep at all and its 1 am I got SCHOOL tomorrow man, i need to sleep but i can't” and “i just feel like all the people i talk to both irl and online aren't really present at all if i can give love why cant i get someone to share it with”. The chili‑spiked dark chocolate liqueur represents their fiery takes and political frustration, as when they refuse neutrality on Palestine and Israel: “no entiendo cmo es que existe gente que genuinamente piensa que mantenerse neutro en el tema de Israel y Palestina es la mejor d las opciones” and their anger at nonsense discourse about LGBTQ+ symbols: “es cmo weon, eres imbecil??”. Maraschino cherry syrup adds a bright sweetness for how hard they love their faves and friends, from screaming “Pierce I love you” and grinding trophies “#PIERCESACATEELSPEEDO Pierce te amo” and “Pierce I love you” to caring about people they’ve lost touch with: “i stopped talking to bcs of his mental health and wonder if hes doing better and i rlly hope he is”. Sparkling grapefruit soda gives it a fizzy, slightly bitter chaos that matches their gamer/otaku clownery and meme energy, like watching Kakegurui now that it’s a meme “I'm rewatching Kakegurui now that it randomly turned into a meme”, joking about walking on water being a glitch “Must be a glitch in the matrix”, and their over‑the‑top fandom takes on Smosh, Danganronpa, and Ace Attorney. Finally, a dash of saline solution captures the self‑deprecating body talk and constant snacking vibes—“man im such a fatass ive been eating bullshit EVERY day” and “ok how am i supposed to control myself when my mom keeps buying yummy things tho </3”—turning those salty feelings into flavor instead of self‑hate, so the drink ends balanced, complex, and strangely comforting, much like them curling up with tea and FNAF theories: “drinking tea in my animal crossing cup while watching fnaf theory videos maybe life isnt that bad”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a strong desire for companionship and emotional reciprocity, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and relationships. For example, they vent about wanting someone genuinely present in their life and to share affection with in “im lwk not even mad, just frustrated idk i want a friend or anyone that i can actually talk to about whatever or smtn, i just feel like all the people i talk to both irl and online aren't really present at all if i can give love why cant i get someone to share it with”. They’re also quietly but deeply supportive of others: they worry about an old friend’s well-being in “sometimes i think abt that one guy i stopped talking to bcs of his mental health and wonder if hes doing better and i rlly hope he is”, and they get upset when people are ungrateful about gifts in “barely 14 minutes into christmas and im already seeing people whine about not getting gifted an specific thing maybe start learning how to be fucking grateful”, showing a strong sense of fairness. Their fandom habits also show steady dedication rather than clout-seeking: they’ve played all the Ace Attorney games even if Steam doesn’t reflect it in “Whenever I go to my steam profile and see I only have one ace attorney which isn't even completed I feel like a fake fan even tho I've literally played all the games fully, just not on steam”. While they do have strong opinions and moments of anger, these are usually in defense of people or causes they care about, such as calling out harmful neutrality on Palestine–Israel in “no entiendo cmo es que existe gente que genuinamente piensa que mantenerse neutro en el tema de Israel y Palestina es la mejor d las opciones”, which still stems from a Hufflepuff-like moral concern for justice and community rather than pure ambition or showy heroics.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, emotional anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them well because they swing between humor, sadness, and defiant hope. They talk about feeling lonely and wanting someone to share love with, saying they’re “not even mad, just frustrated” and wish they “had a friend… to actually talk to” in “i just feel like all the people i talk to both irl and online aren't really present at all”, which echoes the song’s themes of isolation and yearning for connection. At the same time, they cope through media and fandom, like “when life's rough laugh it off and watch ace attorney/danganronpa videos” and intense love for characters such as “Y'all DONT understand how much I love Ash and Grom”, mirroring the song’s idea of carrying on through passion. Their mix of self-deprecation and sincerity, from “man im such a fatass ive been eating bullshit EVERY day” to “I'm a happy soul and life is GREAT”, fits the song’s bittersweet, theatrical tone. Overall, they feel like someone who’d blast a cathartic, emo-rock classic while navigating fandom obsessions, political frustration, and big feelings about friendship and identity.
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