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Moe Szyslak is the perpetually bitter, depressed bartender of The Simpsons, known for his pessimistic outlook and self‑destructive habits. The user’s bio calls them a "pessimist" and says they "strongly dislikes bugs," echoing Moe’s constant complaints about his miserable life and the pests that infest his tavern. Tweets such as "IM GOING TO FUCKING KIL LMYSELF WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRIYNG TO GET INTO SHIT WITH ME" and "i should join the military i should kill myself" reveal suicidal, self‑destructive tones similar to Moe’s occasional suicidal attempts. Their frequent profanity and angry outbursts, for example "shut the fuck up nobody in norway wants your fatass," mirror Moe’s abrasive, profanity‑laden interactions with customers. The chaotic, negative, and self‑deprecating style of the user matches Moe’s reputation as the most disgruntled and gloomy character in the show.

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The user often seeks external interaction, tagging others and posting public shout‑outs such as "Moots boost this @111foryouuu [picture]" and "finally followed the goat @NickJFuentes [picture]", which signals extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, present‑moment details—e.g., "RimWorld Fallout Halo Garry's Mod Half Sword Dying Light Bugsnax..." and "what y'all think about this setup [picture]"—indicating a sensing preference. Emotional language dominates, as seen in "IM GOING TO FUCKING KIL LMYSELF WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO GET INTO SHIT WITH ME [picture]" and "I hate bugs, genuinely DNI if you rt bugs pls", reflecting a feeling decision‑making style. The timeline is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive posts like "maybe I just shouldn’t drive [picture]" and "I should do this to @revradio09 : [picture]", showing a perceiving approach. Together these traits align with an ESFP personality: outgoing, sensory‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and adaptable.

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Indie game reviewer & meme curator. Former Discord admin 'Dick Small'. Cat lover, loves Bugsnax, hates real bugs. Currently obsessed with @revradio09.– @DickSmaII

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The cocktail's dark base of black vodka mirrors Holly's bleak humor, as in "IM GOING TO FUCKING KIL LMYSELF WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRIYNG TO GET INTO SHIT WITH ME". The sharp espresso note reflects the frantic energy of gaming lists like "RimWorld Fallout Halo Garry's Mod Half Sword Dying Light Bugsnax Back 4 Blood Bloons Call of Duty Among Us Mafia Portal Raft Vigor". A splash of absinthe adds a surreal, chaotic twist reminiscent of the meme‑laden "CUM IS GOING DOWN MY LEG". Blood‑orange bitters give a bitter edge that echoes the irritation about bugs: "Strongly dislikes bugs, genuinely DNI if you rt bugs pls". Finally, the crushed ice symbolizes the fragmented, picture‑heavy timeline that defines their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
The bio labels them a "Pessimist" and they repeatedly voice a dark, self‑destructive outlook, for example "IM GOING TO FUCKING KIL LMYSELF WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRIYNG TO GET INTO SHIT WITH ME". They constantly seek influence and control, urging others with posts like "moots boost this" and "moots go follow @111foryouuu", reflecting Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness. Their fascination with power is evident in the tweet "I actually spite the now dead king of the Republic... The Empire is actually cooler because it has, err..", showing a desire for dominance. Additionally, their confrontational tone, such as "shut the fuck up nobody in norway wants your fatass" and "I humble dissent from your esteemed opinion", demonstrates the cunning, unapologetic attitude typical of Slytherins.

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The user's frequent expressions of self‑harm and hopelessness – for example IM GOING TO FUCKING KIL LMYSELF and the world is ending – echo the raw confession in the lyric I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. Their self‑described pessimism and constant negativity, such as I hate being so negative all the time, match the song’s bleak tone. The dark, gritty video games they mention (RimWorld, Fallout, Dying Light) reinforce the same desolate atmosphere present in Hurt. The line And I will be dead in the next decade mirrors the song’s contemplation of mortality and regret. Overall, the song’s introspective, anguished mood aligns closely with the user’s tweet content.

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