Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Passion: Expresses a deep love for "mathematics, physics and chemistry" and enjoys "applying the laws of Newton" to daily life.
- Academic Persistence: Shows determination to master difficult subjects, vowing to read complex texts “UNTIL UNDERSTANDING” and citing “Naruto” as inspiration to never give up.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes personal social difficulties, noting how they “stutter” and “tremble” when trying to talk to others despite planning ahead.
- Cultural Appreciation: Displays diverse interests ranging from “Lana del Rey” to “Russian lyrics” and literary tongue-twisters.
- Ambitious Goals: Intensely focused on passing competitive exams for “CEFET or COLTEC”, prioritizing study questions over leisure.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Insecurity: Frequently questions their own character, asking multiple times if they are “rotten in spirit” or doing something wrong.
- Academic Burnout: Admits that “studying is killing me” and frequently posts about being unable to “handle studying anymore”.
- Emotional Volatility: Describes rapid mood swings, such as “waking up happy and sleeping sad” or feeling a “sense of despair”.
- Poor Social Oratory: Criticizes their own education for providing math classes but “never how to have good oratory” skills.
- Competitiveness Stress: Becomes “stressed” by the mere existence of other candidates who want the same academic spots, viewing them as obstacles.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Dinho perfectly embodies Lisa Simpson due to their shared academic intensity and intellectual interests in “mathematics, physics and chemistry”. Like Lisa, they prioritize high-level education, specifically targeting elite institutions like CEFET and COLTEC while expressing that “studying is killing me”. This drive is fueled by a sense of intellectual pride, as seen when they claim, “I will read that shit UNTIL I UNDERSTAND. This is brio”. Beyond academics, they mirror Lisa's existential angst and social awkwardness, lamenting their “poor spirit” and struggling with communication. Even when faced with failure, they use humor and a sharp tongue to cope, much like the middle Simpson child.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Dinho exhibits Introversion (I) through a self-deprecating focus on social anxiety, specifically mentioning how they “gaguejo, abaixo a cabeça” when trying to talk to others. Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by a love for theoretical subjects like physics and chemistry, often applying abstract concepts to life, such as when they “amo aplicar as leis de Newton na minha vida”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as their feed is a raw display of intense emotional shifts, from crying over lyrics to expressing “A SAUDADES VAI ME MATAR”. Finally, the Perceiving (P) preference is seen in their spontaneous, scattered posting style and the chaotic struggle with academic discipline, lamenting that “Acaba que eu não faço nada, só questão” instead of following a structured plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a physics problem? Because I’m willing to read you over and over until I finally understand you... that's just brio.
- I promise I’m worth the effort—I'd even write you a list of 50 things I love about you and count from 1 to 100 just to prove it's not a 'bad thing' I'm doing.
- Forget the CEFET entrance exam—the only thing I’m struggling to pass is the geometry of how perfectly you fit into my life.
- Is your name Lana Del Rey? Because even with all the 'ultraviolence,' loving you would always be enough for me.
- I’m no Michael Jackson, but I’d definitely help you through the 'umbral' of study sessions, especially if we can apply Newton’s Laws to how attracted I am to you.
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BH-based STEM enthusiast and aspiring chemist. When I’m not solving integrals or overthinking Newton's laws, I’m likely dodging geometry and listening to Lana.– @Didiguiedi
Your signature cocktail
The CEFET Umbral Highball
This drink captures the chaotic duality of a student who claims “Estudar está me matando” while simultaneously having enough 'brio' to read a text “ATÉ ENTENDER”. The base is a strong Cachaça reflecting their Brazilian roots and the fiery spirit needed to “moggar todos os betinhas do mundo”. The dark, moody blackberry notes pay homage to their love for Ultraviolence, because “Loving him was never enough”. Finally, the sparkling finish represents their scientific side, specifically the witty observation that hope is just “uma radiação eletromagnética no fim do túnel”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dinho identifies strongly with intellectual pursuits, explicitly stating in their bio they are a "lover of mathematics, physics and chemistry." They exhibit the house's signature brio and determination to understand complex concepts, tweeting “I'm going to read that shit UNTIL I UNDERSTAND” and expressing a unique joy in “applying Newton's laws to my life”. Their analytical mind is constantly focused on academic achievement, from asking for help with “integrals” to spending “72 hours without talking about CEFET” (a technical education center). This dedication to learning, combined with a wit that incorporates “electromagnetic radiation” into jokes, perfectly aligns with the values of Rowena Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey
Dinho openly identifies with the artist's aesthetic, even explicitly tweeting “Loving him was never enough with his ultraviolence.”. Their personality oscillates between a high-achieving student and a melancholic romantic, mirroring the song's dramatic and cinematic tone. While they focus intensely on academic goals like the CEFET exam, they often express emotional exhaustion, such as when they say “Studying is killing me” or “I wanted to cry but seriously there's no time today”. This tragic yet dedicated approach to life aligns with the dark, obsessive themes of Ultraviolence. Ultimately, the song captures their self-described “lesbian-speak” heartbreak and their yearning for a specific melancholic aesthetic.
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