Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Regularly states feelings directly, e.g. “i literally cant process anything, i cant process my emotions… i always feel empty”.
- Self-aware: Recognises patterns like splitting and BPD impact, e.g. “ive recognised im splitting but i actually cant do shit about it” and “i hate bpd i hate that i let this stupid fucking disorder control me”.
- Boundary-setting: Tries to protect themselves and their space, e.g. “please do not dm my irls without warning me” and “the next nsfw account to ignore my dni and follow me has to paypal me £20”.
- Community-minded: Calls out harmful behavior in the ED space, e.g. “its not smart to tell people to use a toothbrush to purge” and criticizing reposted bodychecks in “if u re/post bodychecks that arent yours ur lowkey weird as Hellllll”.
- Creative expression: Shares art and uses creative outlets, e.g. posting “new art” and lyric-style venting like “i … stay inside my bed……. i have lived so many lives … all in my head….”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly endorses harming themself, e.g. “gonna cut myself so bad today” and “yes my ed is destroying my life no i am not going to recover”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent statements about wanting to die, e.g. “i want to kill myself really soon probably” and “i have decided i will not be living through february”.
- Relationship sabotage: Acknowledges ruining connections, e.g. “who up sabotaging everything in their life #ME!” and “WHO UP RUINING THEIR RELATIONSHIPS… i have no one to blame but myself”.
- Social isolation: Pulls away from others, worsening loneliness, e.g. “realising i lowk dont have friends again because im isolating myself so bad” and “lowk cutting off all my friends”.
- Fatalistic mindset: Talks as if improvement is impossible, e.g. “nothing ever gets better and i don’t see how it can” and “i give up caring… i will rot alone in my house until i kill myself or have a heart attack”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a very dark, alternate-universe version of her. Lisa is intelligent, self-aware, and constantly over-analyzing her emotions and relationships, similar to how this user dissects their mental health and connections, like when they say “so tired of people deciding what they think i feel and just believing it oh my god im a. real person with real feelings”. Lisa often feels isolated and misunderstood despite being surrounded by people, which aligns with tweets like “realising i lowk dont have friends again because im isolating myself so bad i never see anyone anymore and lowkey no one would care if i died” and “watching the loved ones in ur life slowly stop caring as they realise ur too mentally ill for them”. The user’s intense self-criticism and guilt about ruining relationships parallels Lisa’s tendency to internalize blame and overthink, shown in “who up sabotaging everything in their life #ME!” and “knowing ur in the wrong with relationship issues is so ass like yes i caused all these issues with my own self isolation and refusal to get better”. While canon Lisa is more hopeful and functional, if her empathy, overthinking, and loneliness were turned up to an extreme and mixed with severe mental illness, she would look very much like this user.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently describe isolation and withdrawal, e.g. feeling alone and wanting to stay in bed (“i … stay inside my bed……. i have lived so many lives … all in my head…”) and cutting off friends to be alone with their behaviors (“lowk cutting off all my friends”), and even joke about self‑isolation (“trying to set boundaries on a break but its kinda stupid bc im self isolating like who am i gonna talk to”). Their inner world is rich, metaphorical, and future‑oriented, pointing to Intuition (N): they talk in broad, existential terms (“man i used to wanna do things with my life and now ive just given up hope i cant even process my own thoughts i have no hopes or dreams to look forward to”) and describe living “many lives” in their head rather than focusing on concrete external details (“i … stay inside my bed……. i have lived so many lives … all in my head….”). Their values and emotions dominate, indicating Feeling (F): they frame problems in terms of hurt, abandonment, shame and relational pain, like blaming themselves in deeply emotional language (“WHO UP RUINING THEIR RELATIONSHIPS… fucking kill me i have no one to blame but myself im a waste of fucking air and space”) and worrying intensely about how their message will be perceived (“im terrified i said something so incredibly bad by accident and i refuse to re read the message”). They show a chaotic, impulsive lifestyle more than structured planning, which fits Perceiving (P): they talk about acting on urges in the moment (“im abt to uber eats some damn shaving razors so i can cut idgaf”), constant last‑minute or reactive decisions (“going to get very drunk tonight and not try not to think about him and how ive ruined my life”), and a lack of long‑term organization (“i give up caring about anything that goes on in my life anymore… i will not try and make anything better i will rot alone in my house”). Overall, the intense inner emotional focus, idealistic/tragic self‑narrative, and unstructured coping patterns are most consistent with INFP rather than a more outwardly social ENFP or more structured INFJ/ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘live so many lives all in your head’—mind if I guest star in the next one as the emotionally stable NPC who brings you snacks and reassurance?
- You keep saying you’ve ‘ruined your life’ and ‘sabotage everything’—lucky for us, I’m really into fixer‑uppers and disastrous situationships with hot artists.
- You posted that your mum got free food and you were so happy—if I show up with groceries and a cat that wants to sleep on your bed, does that earn me at least one soft spot in that BPD brain?
- You joked that trying to type while dissociating makes you feel like ‘ChatGPT but fucking stupid’—good news, I’m the opposite: kinda smart but desperate enough to try flirting on main with you anyway.
- You said you’re okay with rotting into your mattress until you die—counter‑offer: we rot together, binge awful TV instead of just food, and every time you want to cut, I annoy you with bad puns until you forget.
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Nico | 20 | artist & chronic overthinker. Healing in progress, coffee-dependent. Once UberEats’d razors instead of snacks—now I just order dessert.– @didntdigest
Your signature cocktail
Content To Die Daiquiri
The overproof white rum hits hard and fast, echoing their self-destructive intensity and lines like “i am going to die soon ,,,, i am content i guess” and “i have decided i will not be living through february”. Black cherry liqueur brings a dark sweetness, mirroring the mix of affection and grief in “we broke up and my life is empty and i am empty” and “i miss him :(”. Fresh lime juice adds a sour jolt, like their sharp self-awareness in “yes my ed is destroying my life no i am not going to recover” and “who up sabotaging everything in their life #ME!”. A few drops of saline solution stand in for literal tears and the hospital/ward vibes from “i think i need to be back in the ward” and “THEY HAVENT GIVEN ME MY FUCMING ANTIPSYCHOTICS”. Finally, a cola foam or flat cola splash references their chaotic binge energy and dark humor, like “this is crazy 3kg of food 🥘” and “going to get very drunk tonight and not try not to think about him and how ive ruined my life”, leaving a sweet, fizzy aftertaste over something much heavier.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nico shows very strong Slytherin traits of self-preservation, strategic thinking about people, and a sharp, often ruthless way of engaging with others, even while being deeply unwell. They talk about deliberately setting boundaries and controlling who has access to them, like when they say they’re “going private” due to unwanted attention from certain groups: “going private im getting tok many replies from altright accounts and nonedtwt” and “the next nsfw account to ignore my dni and follow me has to paypal me £20 this is a binding agreement if u follow me and are a nsfw account trust you will be dealt with”. They can be cutting and confrontational when they believe something is harmful, unprivating specifically to call someone out: “unprivd bc i have to tell a dumb ass bitch its not smart to tell people to use a toothbrush to purge” and openly acknowledging how vicious their anger can become: “i can be sad and depressed and lonely outwardly but i can never be annoyed or mad because i just become fucking vile to talk to”. Even in the context of severe mental illness and suicidality, there’s a recurrent theme of calculated withdrawal and burning everything down rather than tolerating vulnerability or dependence, e.g. “lowk cutting off all my friends” and “from right now i will not try and make anything better i will rot alone in my house until i kill myself or have a heart attack”, which reflects a very Slytherin-flavored all-or-nothing self-protective stance. They also show a darkly humorous, almost weaponized self-awareness—likening their dissociated communication to a broken AI: “trying to type a reply in a tense convo when youre so dissociated ur vision is static makes me feel like chat gpt bro . chat gpt if it was fucking stupid”—that fits Slytherin’s tendency to use cynicism and wit as armor rather than Hufflepuff’s warmth or Ravenclaw’s detached curiosity. While they care deeply about others’ boundaries and safety in specific ways (calling out reposted bodychecks and dangerous purging tips), the dominant pattern is someone who survives by hard-edged defenses, selective closeness, and a readiness to go nuclear in conflict, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.
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Your song
How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead
A song that best fits them is How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead, with its themes of dissociation, numbness, and wanting to vanish. They describe feeling empty and detached from reality, saying “i literally cant process anything, i cant process my emotions… everything feels like its blurring into nothing and i feel nothing” and “i feel so empty”, which mirrors the song’s surreal, drifting sense of unreality. The recurring wish to disappear and die, like “i dont understand why i have to stay alive i didnt ask to be born” and “i want to die so badly”, parallels the refrain “I’m not here, this isn’t happening.” Their isolation and belief that no one would care, as in “realising i lowk dont have friends again… and lowkey no one would care if i died”, fits the song’s haunted loneliness. Even their resignation toward death, like “i have come to terms with the fact i am going to die soon… i am content i guess”, matches the track’s quiet acceptance of fading out of the world.
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