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Your Simpsons character
Alex matches Lisa Simpson best: creative, hyper-online, and constantly thinking about how systems work (or fail). Like Lisa with her sax and school projects, Alex pours a ton of energy into art and niche passions, constantly sharing paintings of musicians such as James Hetfield and Serj Tankian and asking people to rate or engage, e.g. “I made a new James Hetfield painting please rate.” and “I made art of Daron Malakian like if this made you cry.”. They also overanalyze algorithms and online dynamics in a very Lisa way, with posts like “Once the Instagram algorithm turns against you you can’t even escape by making a new account…” and “Since the algorithm update I have to pin my posts for anyone to see them…”, which resembles Lisa’s tendency to rant about systems being unfair. Their critical but principled stance on online behavior, such as “I hate when someone QTs someone else’s art post to use it as an example of something they don’t like…”, mirrors Lisa’s moral backbone. At the same time, they balance this seriousness with a self-aware, meme-y sense of humor, like “I DID IT CHAT I BEAT 10,000 LEVELS OF CANDY CRUSH SAGA.” and “Candy Crush Saga players (me).”, which fits Lisa’s blend of earnestness and dorky fun.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets describe solitary activities like painting and editing (e.g., “I made a new James Hetfield painting please rate.”, “I DID IT CHAT I BEAT 10,000 LEVELS OF CANDY CRUSH SAGA.”) and they complain about algorithms limiting reach rather than talking about in‑person social life, suggesting an online, creative inner world over external stimulation. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they constantly turn concrete things into broader patterns or ideas, like extrapolating Instagram’s behavior into a near‑conspiracy theory about device tracking (“once the Instagram algorithm turns against you you can’t even escape by making a new account because it can detect from your device and IP address…”) and treating ships/fandom dynamics in a meta, vibe‑based way (“Ellefstaine… just has a nostalgic 2010s Tumblr vibe that I FW even if I don’t FW the actual ship.”). They come off as a Feeling type: they focus on emotional impact and interpersonal respect more than cold logic, seen in recurring emotional language (“like if you cried”) and values-based criticism of behavior (“I hate when someone QTs someone else’s art post to use it as an example of something they don’t like…”), and they show strong reactions to perceived unfairness (“I like how people will make baseless accusations and… spin it as ‘I’m getting canceled…’”). Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their life appears flexible and reactive rather than strictly planned, with spontaneous posts about random memories and media (“Does anyone remember Taio Cruz and Jay Sean at all.”, “Does anyone remember that era of My Little Pony fanfics where all the characters were mass murderers and cannibals.”), and they frame themselves as at the mercy of shifting algorithms rather than someone imposing structure on them (“Since the algorithm update I have to pin my posts for anyone to see them and I never see my friends on the timeline this site is increasingly becoming like a prison.”). Taken together—the introspective art focus, abstract pattern-spotting, emotion- and values-driven commentary, and flexible, reactive posting style—best fit INFP.

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Metal art & memes, mostly Hetfield, Mustaine & co. Escaped Instagram algorithm jail. Beat 10,000 Candy Crush levels and still posting.– @DieDeadEnovgh

Your signature cocktail
Smoky mezcal stands in for their metalhead core and constant James/Dave art grind, echoing their endless Hetfield/Mustaine paintings like “I made a new James Hetfield painting like if you cried.” and “New Dave Mustaine painting like if you cried.”. Black cherry liqueur adds dramatic sweetness for their emo-fangirl side who wants “a large heart shaped box of chocolates. 🥹💝💕” and ships wild scenarios like “Twilight but Cristina Scabbia plays the girl, Dave Mustaine plays the vampire, and James Hetfield plays the werewolf.”. Fresh lemon juice gives a sharp bite for their ruthless takes on platforms and fandom, like “Instagram can just cut your visibility to 1% of what it was and you can’t even do anything about it…” and “Alright @capcutapp you’ve already made like 80% of the content that was previously free require CapCut Pro…”. Honey syrup softens everything, reflecting how they still care about community and followers despite the rage, as seen in “Merry Christmas OOMFies! Be sure to spend some quality time with your families today. 🎅🏻✝️💕”. The charcoal salt rim is their self-described “algorithmic prison” aesthetic from “Since the algorithm update I have to pin my posts for anyone to see them and I never see my friends on the timeline this site is increasingly becoming like a prison.”, while the tiny gold flake on top nods to the stubborn glimmer of hope behind “Just joined 2026 what’s up guys.” and their constant stream of new art.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex shows a consistent mix of creativity, pattern-recognition, and meta-commentary that fits Ravenclaw best. Their feed is dominated by original art and edits – James Hetfield, Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, etc. – such as “I made a new James Hetfield painting like if you cried.” and “Art I made of Gerard Way.”, signaling a strong creative drive rather than pure clout-chasing. They also analyze algorithms and platform behavior in detail, for example in “Once the Instagram algorithm turns against you you can’t even escape by making a new account because it can detect from your device and IP address that it’s you and deprioritize that account too it’s just my theory but I’m like 99% sure.” and “Instagram can just cut your visibility to 1% of what it was and you can’t even do anything about it…”, which shows analytical thinking and theorizing. Their humor often hinges on noticing odd details and reframing them (“this looks like a screenshot from an apology video” in this tweet or the structural observation about The Four Horsemen and Mechanix in this tweet), a very Ravenclaw kind of wit. While they clearly care about community and fairness in art discourse, as in “I hate when someone QTs someone else’s art post to use it as an example of something they don’t like…”, the dominant throughline is a cerebral, observant, and creatively driven personality rather than primarily loyal (Hufflepuff), bold (Gryffindor), or power-ambitious (Slytherin).

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A well‑known song that fits Alex is Master of Puppets by Metallica. They’re clearly deep in the Metallica/Megadeth universe, constantly painting James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine, as seen in posts like “I made a new James Hetfield painting like if you cried.” and “New Dave Mustaine painting like if you cried.”. The song’s themes of control and manipulation mirror Alex’s obsession with how platforms control reach and visibility, for example “Instagram can just cut your visibility to 1% of what it was and you can’t even do anything about it…” and “once you get on the Instagram algorithm’s bad side it really is forever.”. The tagline in their bio, “Come with me, and I’ll free your soul,” also resonates with the song’s struggle against being controlled and losing yourself. Their mix of dark humor, metal fandom, and algorithmic frustration makes Master of Puppets feel like the perfect soundtrack to their online persona.

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