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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, somewhat introverted but deeply passionate about their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or books, they dive hard into their fandoms and hobbies, from JoJo and Jujutsu Kaisen to history and Japan, as seen in tweets like “tava falando com minha mãe e percebi o quanto eu gosto do japão tipo eu sou apaixonada por qqlr coisa que envolva samurais…” and “hoje almocei sozinha em casa enquanto via um video sobre o imperio mongol a vida é boa 😴😴😴”. They show emotional self-awareness and a focus on personal growth, going to therapy and reflecting on it, as in “minha psicóloga disse q sou matura to me sentindo adulta ja” and “tem coisas q tenho vergonha de contar pra minha psicóloga”, which fits Lisa’s introspective side. At the same time, they crave affection and validation from friends and online mutuals, similar to Lisa wanting to be seen and appreciated, shown by “ganhei uma festa surpresa tenho os melhores amigos do mundo 😭💙💙💙” and “fico toda boba quando algum de vcs começa a me seguir no instagram e vem me falar que sou linda”. Their mix of maturity, sensitivity, nerdy enthusiasm, and occasional loneliness maps onto Lisa much more than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the laid-back vibe of Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self‑identify as ISTJ in one tweet, but their overall tone and priorities lean more toward ISFJ: very relationship‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and focused on caring for friends. Their social energy looks more introverted than extroverted: they love close connections and online interaction but also enjoy solitary activities like gaming and anime re‑watches, and mention feeling tired after socializing, as in “eu depois da passar o dia todo na casa do meu amigo ;————;” and preferring to stay home gaming in “prefiro ficar em casa mofando jogando yakuza ✌️✌️”, which suggests I. Their interests and tweets are grounded in concrete experiences and sensory details (hair, piercings, specific games, food, physical comfort like being hugged by a "homem mto forte e braçudo" in this dream tweet), pointing toward S over abstract N‑type musing. They consistently prioritize feelings, relationships, and emotional validation, celebrating support and affection in “ganhei uma festa surpresa tenho os melhores amigos do mundo 😭💙💙💙” and rating others on emotional metrics like "apoio emocional" and "me fazer rir" in this tweet, which fits F rather than T. Finally, they seem relatively structured and planful – counting down to their birthday in several tweets like “19 dias amores” and “15 dias…”, editing the picture for their birthday cake in advance in this tweet, and talking about school materials and schedules – all suggestive of a J preference. Combining these tendencies, ISFJ best captures their introverted but socially caring nature, concrete and fandom‑grounded focus, emotional warmth, and mild planning/structure.

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Laura, 17 • Santa Catarina • PS4 + anime + JoJo enthusiast • Once cut my finger twice in the same spot, still queues up another game anyway– @DiegoDinosaurs

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is fizzy and bright because they radiate excited birthday energy and online friendliness, from “hoje tem balões no meu perfil pq é MEU ANIVERSÁRIO 🥳🥳🥳🥳” to “oii façam perguntas pra mim”. Sparkling sake and yuzu soda nod to their love of Japan and samurai media in “eu sou apaixonada por qqlr coisa que envolva samurais” and their obsession with games like Yakuza and “ghost of tsushima”. Blue curaçao captures their favorite colors from “cor fav roxo e azul” and gives the drink an anime‑sky vibe that fits a JoJo fan who put their favs on a cake in “essa é a foto que vai estar no meu bolo de aniversário gostaram?”. Lychee juice brings a soft sweetness that represents how affectionate and easily flustered they are when people call them pretty, like in “fico toda boba quando algum de vcs começa a me seguir no instagram e vem me falar que sou linda”. Finally, butterfly pea tea ice cubes echo their ever‑changing hair and aesthetic experiments from “to louca pra mudar algo no meu cabelo…”, slowly shifting the drink’s color as it melts, just like they’re still figuring themselves out in tweets like “eu ainda acho q é meio cedo pra mim ter uma opinião 100% …”.

Your Hogwarts House
Laura most strongly fits Hufflepuff, centered on affection, loyalty to friends, and emotional warmth. She repeatedly talks about and appreciates her friends, like when she celebrates them throwing her a surprise party and calls them the best in the world: “ganhei uma festa surpresa tenho os melhores amigos do mundo 😭💙💙💙”. She’s openly inviting and kind with followers, asking people to interact and send questions or play games with her: “oii façam perguntas pra mim” and “so me chamar q a gente joga sim”. She also shows a gentle fairness and flexibility about how others see her, saying she doesn’t mind different pronouns as long as people are respectful: “sou mulher mas eu não me importo podem me chamar tanto de ela quanto ele 😊”. While she has interests that show curiosity and taste (Ravenclaw-ish) and some playful self-focus, her core online persona is affectionate, inclusive, and relationship-oriented, which is classically Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is Teenage Dirtbag because it captures that mix of teenage awkwardness, strong feelings, and niche interests. They openly share their 17th birthday and personal details in a playful way, like in “Sobre mim: nome Laura idade 17 (fazendo hj 😝) ... sexualidade bi ... jogo ghost of tsushima”, which matches the song’s coming-of-age vibe. Their timeline is full of passionate fandoms and slightly obsessive loves, from JoJo and Jujutsu Kaisen to characters and games, such as “hoje faz 17 anos sendo fã de jojo sou fã desde o utero 💙” and “joguei yakuza a tarde TODA”. There’s also that self-deprecating, romantic, and slightly chaotic energy in posts like “estado civil: 100% solteira” and “a unica pessoa dessa mesa q n namorava alem de mim é minha prima de 4 anos”, which matches the song’s outsider-but-soft-hearted narrator. Even their insecurity and experimentation with appearance, like “queria mudar meu corte de cabelo to a anos usando ele repartido no meio” and “sempre quis ter o cabelo longo e agr q eu to chegando perto de ter eu oDEIO meu cabelo”, fits the song’s theme of figuring yourself out while feeling a bit out of place. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag encapsulates their blend of geeky passions, romantic pining, humor, and teenage turmoil.

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