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Lisa Simpson is the best match because she embodies the intellectual, philosophical, and musically inclined traits that the user describes. The user calls themselves an engineering student, aspiring author, amateur philosopher and bassist, which parallels Lisa’s love of learning, writing, and playing the saxophone. Their sarcastic observations such as "Why does everyone in the bay area have a substack? They should be stacking that bread instead" and "God forbid men have hobbies" echo Lisa’s witty critiques of modern culture. The self‑deprecating tweet "I am a dork" and the yearning to become "super eccentric…with a top hat, talking raven, and one of those walking sticks with a metal skull on top" reflect Lisa’s occasional feeling of being a nerdy outsider who wants to stand out. Overall, the blend of intellect, artistic ambition, and quirky humor aligns closely with Lisa’s personality.

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The tweet "Why does everyone in the bay area have a substack? They should be stacking that bread instead" shows outward engagement with community, suggesting extroversion. The comment "It's insane to me that we know far more about Chris Chan's childhood than we do Charlemagne's" reflects a big‑picture, abstract curiosity, indicating intuition. The sarcastic observation "God forbid men have hobbies" demonstrates a logical, critical stance typical of Thinking. Frequent, spontaneous posts like "I am a dork" and varied, off‑the‑cuff topics illustrate a Perceiving preference for flexibility.

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He/him • Engineering undergrad, sci‑fi flash writer & philosophy enthusiast. Bassist who tried programming a bass solo—my robot kept ghost notes.– @diesesisteinba1

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The Eccentric Bassist mixes dark rum for the deep, resonant basslines of a musician, cold brew coffee to power a diligent engineering student, and a dash of absinthe to honor the amateur philosopher’s love of the arcane. A splash of ginger liqueur adds the playful mischief that shines in tweets like "God forbid men have hobbies" and "I am a dork", while chocolate bitters provide a reflective, slightly bitter edge echoing "It's insane to me that we know far more about Chris Chan's childhood than we do Charlemagne's". The garnish of a mini bagel on a skewer nods to the handle "diesesisteinbagel" and the whimsical wish for "Maybe I need to become like super eccentric. Maybe I need a top hat, talking raven, and one of those walking sticks with a metal skull on top". Together the drink captures the mix of sarcasm, nostalgia, and eccentric creativity found in the meme-laden post "Gyatt is dead and we have rizzed him". It's a cocktail that's both deep and quirky, just like its creator.

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The user’s bio lists interests in engineering, philosophy, and writing, which show a strong intellectual curiosity that aligns with Ravenclaw’s love of learning. Their tweet "It’s insane to me that we know far more about Chris Chan’s childhood than we do Charlemagne’s" demonstrates a critical, analytical mindset about history and knowledge. The comment "Tangentially relevant to the whole AI/Technology in art discussion, what do y’all think of this guy?" shows engagement with cutting‑edge technology and thoughtful discussion. Additionally, the whimsical "Maybe I need to become like super eccentric. Maybe I need a top hat, talking raven, and one of those walking sticks with a metal skull on top" reflects a creative imagination that Ravenclaw values. Overall, the combination of intellectual curiosity, wit, and a love for ideas points to Ravenclaw.

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The song "White & Nerdy" captures the user's self-described dorkiness and tech-savvy humor. In the lyric "I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd" it mirrors the tweet "I am a dork [picture]". The verses about being a "straight-A student" and a "computer geek" line up with the bio as an engineering student and the tweet "Tangentially relevant to the whole AI/Technology in art discussion, what do y'all think of this guy?". The song's parody style and witty wordplay echo the user's meme-filled jokes like the comment "Why does everyone in the bay area have a substack? They should be stacking that bread instead [picture]" and the whimsical desire for a "top hat, talking raven, and one of those walking sticks with a metal skull on top". Overall, its blend of nerd pride, humor, and eccentric flair fits the personality shown in the tweets.

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