Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: They openly acknowledge patterns like drinking and restriction, e.g. “this really is more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter ain’t it” and “i literally only care abt kpop when i’m actively restricting otherwise i just feel too obese 💔💔”.
- Humor: They use jokes and irony even about hard things, like “new diet not eating until this man texts me back. 😂😂😂” and “this really is more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter ain’t it”.
- Emotional honesty: They express vulnerable feelings directly, such as “just feeling stuck bruh like idk wtf to say” and “LOSING MU MIND I CANT SLEEP my face is so hot and my hands are numb”.
- Goal-oriented: They set concrete targets and plans, like “okay yall my goal is to lose 5 6 pounds this month i would be SOOO HAPPU” and “doing 36 hr fast maybe 48 if it’s easy we will see”.
- Playful creativity: Their language and imagery are expressive and playful, e.g. “sushi omad i’m shaking w excitement like a dog” and “i woukd go insane on some shredded iceberg lettuce rn sounds crisp”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: They glorify extreme restriction and weight loss, like “ok doing liquid fast imma have smoothie and shit i just ugh. dude i need to see BONE IM SO OVER THIS” and “doing 36 hr fast maybe 48 if it’s easy we will see”.
- Substance dependence: They repeatedly reference heavy alcohol and drug use, such as “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know” and “but whatevr losing weight and will be on cocaine and adderall tomorrow so.”.
- Negative self-image: They speak harshly about their body, e.g. “i’m so fucking obese bruh” and “every time i lock back in after a binge i think of My friend ana arrived today”.
- Emotional impulsivity: They describe extreme reactions in the moment, like “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know” and “i literally might blow my shit smooth off if i didn’t lose”.
- Social isolation: They highlight distance from others, such as “i have not hung out w a girl in 8 months. 😭” and “i highkey will never complain abt not getting interactions bc when people dooo interact w me i become too self aware and embarrassed”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson, specifically in his more self-destructive, impulsive, and chaotic moments. This user swings between intense restriction and indulgence, similar to Homer’s cycles of overdoing everything and then vowing to change, like when they say “fasting was so easy yesterday had 1000 cals today and i’m starving. Make it make sense” and “doing 36 hr fast maybe 48 if it’s easy we will see”. Their substance use and blackout episodes echo Homer’s reckless drinking and poor impulse control, as seen in “woke up 9 am still drunk bro” and “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know”. There’s also a dark humor and self-loathing about their body and habits—“i’m so fucking obese bruh”, “this really is more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter ain’t it”—that parallels Homer’s frequent jokes at his own expense. Underneath the chaos, though, you can see someone who genuinely wants to do better and clings to small wins, like “had beautiful peaceful night… flossed even! wow. going to sleep at 400 calories and soberrrr. we got this”, which mirrors Homer’s occasional, earnest attempts at self-improvement despite constantly backsliding.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts describe being home alone, walking, or tweeting into the void rather than actively socializing, e.g. they say they haven’t hung out with a girl in 8 months and admit they tweet just so they don’t go insane: “i highkey will never complain abt not getting interactions bc when people dooo interact w me i become too self aware and embarrassed like omfg i’m just tweeting into tge void so i don’t go insane really”. Their focus is more on inner feelings and subjective experience than concrete external specifics, pointing to Intuition (N); even when referencing food or weight they turn it into an inner narrative or symbolism, like “every time i lock back in after a binge i think of My friend ana arrived today” and existential jokes about MAID and empathy: “i love minneapolis i love living here but it’s really hard to not believe that everyone’s lack of empathy will be our downfall!! Very soon too”. They clearly prioritize emotion and personal values over detached logic, aligning with Feeling (F); they dramatize emotional states and self-worth around weight and relationships, e.g. “i’m so fucking obese bruh” and “in another a hotel waiting for my flight thag a man bought me crying about my ex”. Finally, their lifestyle appears spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, which fits Perceiving (P): they constantly change fasting plans, get drunk on impulse, or decide in the moment to "lock in" or binge, such as “okay yay tipsy started 36 hour fast” and “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know”. Altogether, the introspective, emotionally intense, self-narrative style with low structure fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- “New diet not eating until this man texts you back”? Bold of you to assume I won’t text so much you forget what hunger even feels like.
- You said this is ‘more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter’—so if I buy you a brownie batter cold brew and we go for a 13,000-step walk, is that a date or just staying on brand?
- You keep calling yourself ‘so fucking obese’ at 127 while walking pads and 11,000 steps are your love language—can I be the one person in your life who treats you as gently as you treat your Owala bottle?
- You saved thinspo in 5th grade and now you’re doing 36‑hour fasts, walking pads, and sushi OMAD…honestly you’ve got more dedication than a K‑pop trainee; I’m just trying to audition to be your problematic bias.
- You: ‘my friend ana arrived today.’ Me: cool, tell Ana she can chill because I’m trying to be the only unhealthy obsession you keep around this year.
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Your new Twitter bio
22 | Minneapolis. Recovering perfectionist, rice enthusiast, and reformed all-nighter. Here for books, long walks, and learning balance—one day at a time.– @dietmodeIs
Your signature cocktail
The Lock-In Rice Rocket
The vodka shot is for the girl who wakes up still drunk and blacked out, channeling energy from “woke up 9 am still drunk bro” and “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know”. Cold brew with chocolate bitters mirrors her jittery, overcaffeinated grind and sugar cravings from “brownie batter cold brew after this fuck” and “craving banana bread. w chocolate chips”. Lychee sake/soju brings a sweet, K-pop-coded, slightly unhinged pretty-girl vibe, nodding to “i literally only care abt kpop when i’m actively restricting otherwise i just feel too obese 💔💔”. Coconut water ice cubes are the half-hearted attempt at self-preservation and hangover triage for someone who can tweet “this really is more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter ain’t it” and still plan another fast. Finally, the toasted rice crown is for the unapologetic rice-lover in her bio and all the food obsession in “๔ ♡ ͣ ͣ rice lover ༹ ˟ 🍚 ૮꒰っ´༥ς꒱ㅤ۪ ˟” and OMAD fantasies like “i think sushi omad maybe today” and “sushi omad i’m shaking w excitement like a dog”. This cocktail is strong but deceptively cute, just like someone who can say “ok doing liquid fast imma have smoothie and shit i just ugh. dude i need to see BONE IM SO OVER THIS” while planning their next night out.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The clearest throughline in @dietmodeIs’s tweets is intense, often self-destructive ambition and fixation on results. They set concrete numerical goals and frame everything around hitting them, e.g. “okay yall my goal is to lose 5 6 pounds this month i would be SOOO HAPPU” and “lost exactly four pounds in 9 days YIPPIE YIPPIE”. That drive is paired with ruthless self‑discipline and willingness to endure discomfort to get what they want, like doing prolonged fasts despite suffering: “doing 36 hr fast maybe 48 if it’s easy we will see” and “ok fasting fr just gonna sleep all day”. They also display strong resourcefulness and self‑preservation in a twisted way, optimizing around substances and tricks to maintain control, for example “but whatevr losing weight and will be on cocaine and adderall tomorrow so. next week should be easy at least” and “bought new owala instead of donuts” as a calculated swap to stay on track. Their tone is often darkly humorous and self-aware about using unhealthy methods to reach their aims, as in “this really is more of an alcoholic twitter than an anorexic twitter ain’t it”, showing a strategic, if cynical, framing of their life. While there are hints of vulnerability and avoidance, the dominant pattern is relentless goal‑orientation, willingness to bend rules (including health), and an almost tunnel‑vision focus on desired outcomes—all hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey
A fitting song for @dietmodeIs is “Diet Mountain Dew” by Lana Del Rey, because it blends glamor, self-destruction, and romantic chaos in the same way their timeline does. They constantly juggle restrictive dieting and binge cycles with flippant humor about it, like “ok doing liquid fast imma have smoothie and shit i just ugh. dude i need to see BONE IM SO OVER THIS” and “doing 36 hr fast maybe 48 if it’s easy we will see”, which mirrors the song’s mix of allure and danger. The track’s references to reckless love and bad habits match tweets about chaotic relationships and avoidance, such as “new diet not eating until this man texts me back. 😂😂😂” and “i am so avoidant tho atp it’s been 3 hours i don’t even wanna talk. who does that to a beautiful girl.”. Their open substance use and party behavior, like “had about 10 shots last night woke up sobbing blocked almost every man i know” and “lowkey not bloated finally after cocaine overdose and 7 days constipation!!!”, also embody the song’s glam-trash, reckless energy. Even their mix of self-awareness and fatalism in tweets like “as if anorexia wont age us all like shit” fits Lana’s signature blend of dark romanticism and doomed self-indulgence.
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