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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Abigail is a highly conscientious and intellectually engaged college student who often feels like an outsider, noting that “taking a class with underclassmen always makes me feel like a #hag”. She shares Lisa's passionate hyper-fixations on niche interests, from complex Dragon Age lore to a deep love for “deer! 🦌” and medieval literature. Both possess a sharp, critical eye for media and technology, with Abigail often “screaming and biting” over her favorite characters while remaining skeptical of things like AI. Ultimately, her blend of social anxiety, academic dedication, and a tendency to “make all my favorite media a metaphor for abuse and trauma” mirrors Lisa’s thoughtful, if occasionally over-analytical, worldview.

Your MBTI personality Type
Abigail exhibits clear Introversion (I), frequently tweeting about solitary hobbies like video games and expressing social anxiety, such as feeling like an “anxious baby bird” when alone in public. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on abstract character dynamics, metaphors for “abuse and trauma,” and elaborate “sad headcanons” rather than concrete facts. She leans heavily into Feeling (F), processing the world through deep emotional resonance and character empathy, often describing herself as “foaming at the mouth” or screaming over fictional romances. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle where she struggles with “8 am” classes and describes herself as a “freeloader living at my parents house.”

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Literature student & RPG enthusiast. When not studying medieval texts, I’m over-analyzing Dragon Age lore or curating the perfect perfume for my latest OC.– @dietnukacolas

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures Abigail’s hyper-specific blend of BioWare obsession and college-aged existentialism. The strong absinthe base honors her “theatre kid” past and her current status as a self-proclaimed “fujoshi awakening” at 22. The bitter grapefruit reflects the “toxic solrooklavellan” dynamics she craves, while the sweet floral notes match her “rare and radiant maiden” aesthetic. It’s a drink for someone who admits to “larping as a capitol citizen” but is currently stuck in the “regret prison” of an 8 AM class.

Your Hogwarts House
Abigail exhibits the creative and analytical spirit of a Ravenclaw, often developing complex, thematic headcanons for her characters, such as her breakdown of “death wish x chronic fear of death” character dynamics. She demonstrates a sharp, observational wit, notably when critiquing AI by stating it “should never have been allowed to get better than this” or identifying “an underrated ai detection test” based on linguistic depth. Her intellectual curiosity extends to her academic life, where she finds herself connecting her Dragon Age obsession to her “medieval literature class when a text refers to god as 'the maker'”. Ultimately, her tendency to process the world through metaphors, perfumes, and “the pinterest board + the face card” aesthetic curation aligns perfectly with the house of the wise and creative.

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Abigail’s online presence is defined by a deeply emotional, almost obsessive engagement with storytelling and complex character dynamics, particularly her “toxic solrooklavellan” headcanons. The song’s themes of intense fixation and finding beauty in the 'horrors' of love mirror her passion for “putting lucie through the Horrors” and her fascination with characters “wracked with shame about being with solas romantically”. As a self-proclaimed “Trauma Girl” who uses media as a metaphor for personal experience, she embodies the 'writer' who processes life through the lens of tragic, complicated fiction. Finally, her mention of the “anxious baby bird feeling” she gets as a young adult aligns with Lorde’s signature lyrical blend of vulnerability and hyper-specific melodrama.

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