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Dimenpsyonal mirrors Lisa Simpson through their intense intellectualism, passion for geopolitical mapping, and tendency to overanalyze systemic structures. Like Lisa, they are a frequent contributor to educational platforms, noting how they “made 12 parliament diagrams today” for Wikipedia and find frustration in “official portraits... under full copyright”. They admit to being a policy nerd who “thinks about politics and macroeconomic policy too much” compared to the average person. Their personality blends high-brow interests in constitutional reform with a deep appreciation for niche media, similar to Lisa’s balance of jazz and activism.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dimenpsyonal exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary, intellectual hobbies like making “12 parliament diagrams today” and advising others to avoid public walks on Valentine's Day. Their Intuition is evident in their constant focus on abstract systems and counterfactuals, such as imagining “macroeconomic policy... as a counterfactual remedy to 1970s stagflation” rather than everyday concerns. They lead with Thinking, prioritizing logic and efficiency over social harmony, seen when they argue “your code does not need to be longer” than Shakespeare's works or critique the “bodge job” of UK unitary authorities. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, curiosity-driven approach to information, ranging from “harebrained schemes” for labor levies to deep dives into the “meaningless phrase” of song lyrics.

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London-based political analyst and Wikipedia cartographer. Once lost a local election to a Reform councillor; now I just make 17th-century parliament diagrams.– @dimenpsyonal

Your signature cocktail
This sophisticated yet 'harebrained' concoction captures the essence of a Londoner who spends their time “making 12 parliament diagrams” and fighting Wikipedia 'edit wars.' The base of London Gin honors their home (NOT Surrey), while the Yuzu reflects a deep affinity for Japanese culture and their “four Japanese uni friends.” The bitter splash of Campari represents their cynical political commentary, specifically the belief that “it's so over for Keir.” Finally, the garnish pays homage to their trivia knowledge, noting that “gordon brown originally invented the acronym 'GOAT'.”

Your Hogwarts House
Dimenpsyonal exhibits the classic Ravenclaw trait of intellectual curiosity and a penchant for analytical deep dives, such as when they “made 12 parliament diagrams today” to complete a historical dataset. Their wit is often channeled through complex data and mapping, seen in their detailed breakdown of “candidate exhaustion” in Japanese elections. They possess a love for niche knowledge, finding it “sooooo funny” that a military intelligence agency used a topographical disguise. This analytical nature is further proven by their self-awareness regarding their tendency to “think about politics and macroeconomic policy too much” compared to the average person. Ultimately, their focus on logic, “straight line” map projections, and archival perfection marks them as a true seeker of wisdom.

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This song perfectly captures dimenpsyonal's fast-paced, analytical, and slightly chaotic engagement with global political upheavals and data. Much like the song's stream-of-consciousness style, they jump rapidly from discussing how “syria has basically managed to fully reunify” to the internal collapse of the UK government, noting “It's so over for Keir” and observing the “chaos with Ed Milliband”. Despite the heavy subject matter of macroeconomics and elections, they maintain a detached, ironic sense of humor, even jokingly claiming their “whole account is a psyop”. Their obsession with historical timelines and parliamentary diagrams reflects the song’s frantic attempt to categorize a world in constant flux.

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