Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Demonstrates a deep interest in complex topics like neo-Keynesianism and the history of military intelligence.
- Meticulous Contributor: Dedicated significant effort to Wikipedia by creating 12 parliament diagrams to complete historical election records.
- Bilingual Literacy: Shows fluency in Japanese through political commentary on Team Mirai's manifesto and personal interactions.
- Civic Engagement: Actively participates in local governance, having run as a candidate in the May 2025 elections.
- Analytical Insight: Provides detailed breakdowns of electoral systems, such as candidate exhaustion in the LDP's Tokyo PR block.
Weaknesses:
- Argumentative Nature: Admits to edit warring on Wikipedia over minor stylistic choices like infobox flags.
- Political Obsession: Self-identifies as thinking about macroeconomic policy too much to the point of needing reminders about average person's interests.
- Poor Cybersecurity Habits: Publicly jokes about using weak and short passwords like "peak" for his accounts.
- Social Cynicism: Views Valentine's Day through a negative lens, advising others not to go for a walk to avoid feeling bad.
- Impulsive Policy Ideas: Proposes abolishing the Treasury or burning buildings to rebuild them cheaper as solutions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Dimenpsyonal mirrors Lisa Simpson through their intense intellectualism, passion for geopolitical mapping, and tendency to overanalyze systemic structures. Like Lisa, they are a frequent contributor to educational platforms, noting how they “made 12 parliament diagrams today” for Wikipedia and find frustration in “official portraits... under full copyright”. They admit to being a policy nerd who “thinks about politics and macroeconomic policy too much” compared to the average person. Their personality blends high-brow interests in constitutional reform with a deep appreciation for niche media, similar to Lisa’s balance of jazz and activism.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Dimenpsyonal exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary, intellectual hobbies like making “12 parliament diagrams today” and advising others to avoid public walks on Valentine's Day. Their Intuition is evident in their constant focus on abstract systems and counterfactuals, such as imagining “macroeconomic policy... as a counterfactual remedy to 1970s stagflation” rather than everyday concerns. They lead with Thinking, prioritizing logic and efficiency over social harmony, seen when they argue “your code does not need to be longer” than Shakespeare's works or critique the “bodge job” of UK unitary authorities. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, curiosity-driven approach to information, ranging from “harebrained schemes” for labor levies to deep dives into the “meaningless phrase” of song lyrics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 2026 local election map? Because I’d love to see your before and after once I’ve taken you out for a drink.
- I promise I’m more consistent than your 2026 local election predictions, and I definitely won't be as disappointing as the Lib Dems staying at 72 seats.
- Forget Valentine’s Day walks being for couples—how about we go on a walk together so we can both feel good for once?
- If I were a Wikipedia editor, I’d definitely fight to keep your flag on my profile, because you’re the only subnational entity I care about.
- They say you can tell if a Star Trek film is good by whether it’s even or odd, but I think our chemistry is the exception to every rule.
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Your new Twitter bio
London-based political analyst and Wikipedia cartographer. Once lost a local election to a Reform councillor; now I just make 17th-century parliament diagrams.– @dimenpsyonal
Your signature cocktail
The Parliamentary Psyop
This sophisticated yet 'harebrained' concoction captures the essence of a Londoner who spends their time “making 12 parliament diagrams” and fighting Wikipedia 'edit wars.' The base of London Gin honors their home (NOT Surrey), while the Yuzu reflects a deep affinity for Japanese culture and their “four Japanese uni friends.” The bitter splash of Campari represents their cynical political commentary, specifically the belief that “it's so over for Keir.” Finally, the garnish pays homage to their trivia knowledge, noting that “gordon brown originally invented the acronym 'GOAT'.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dimenpsyonal exhibits the classic Ravenclaw trait of intellectual curiosity and a penchant for analytical deep dives, such as when they “made 12 parliament diagrams today” to complete a historical dataset. Their wit is often channeled through complex data and mapping, seen in their detailed breakdown of “candidate exhaustion” in Japanese elections. They possess a love for niche knowledge, finding it “sooooo funny” that a military intelligence agency used a topographical disguise. This analytical nature is further proven by their self-awareness regarding their tendency to “think about politics and macroeconomic policy too much” compared to the average person. Ultimately, their focus on logic, “straight line” map projections, and archival perfection marks them as a true seeker of wisdom.
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Your song
It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.
This song perfectly captures dimenpsyonal's fast-paced, analytical, and slightly chaotic engagement with global political upheavals and data. Much like the song's stream-of-consciousness style, they jump rapidly from discussing how “syria has basically managed to fully reunify” to the internal collapse of the UK government, noting “It's so over for Keir” and observing the “chaos with Ed Milliband”. Despite the heavy subject matter of macroeconomics and elections, they maintain a detached, ironic sense of humor, even jokingly claiming their “whole account is a psyop”. Their obsession with historical timelines and parliamentary diagrams reflects the song’s frantic attempt to categorize a world in constant flux.
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