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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly vents frustration about games, battle passes, and costs, reflecting Homer's short‑tempered nature ("Why did they think a battlepass would be a good idea?" and "Having a game consolé is so bleak I have only 1 game ... these fuckin games are so expensive"). The user admits greed and self‑deprecation, echoing Homer's gluttonous, self‑indulgent side ("Im such a greedy bastard holy shit"). The chaotic, exclamatory language and frequent outbursts mirror Homer's iconic "D'oh!" style ("ZEUS!!!! YOU HAVE SENTENCED ME TO 7.600 YEARS..."). Random emotional outbursts and self‑pity about luck in games also match Homer's unpredictable, often clueless behavior ("I was prob 2 hours failing and resetting bc i kept Rolling 1s i am not the luckiest elysium"). While the user is trans and uses she/her pronouns, the Simpsons lack a direct counterpart, making Homer's overall impulsive, angry, greedy, and comedic personality the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies by focusing on personal venting rather than conversation, e.g., "I just gotta start killing other pmoon fans what the hell was that take ☹️". Their attention to concrete, specific details like "Why is the aura monster guy called subaru 😭" indicates a sensing preference. They frequently express strong emotions and empathy, such as "Trans twitter sucks and that makes me so sad :(" which points to a feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, unplanned posting style and impulsive remarks like "I might try it to see if some rich guy buys me a switch 2" illustrate a perceiving approach. These combined traits best match the ISFP personality type.

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Trans gamer & meme curator 🌈 | Bilingual (EN/ES) | Jamrock native | Coffee-fueled glitch hunter | Once spent 2 hrs resetting a game after a cursed roll.– @DimitriNorvensk

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The smoky mezcal captures Dimitri's gritty, chaotic energy, while the blood orange provides a vivid red that nods to their frequent "Red coin slop" tweets. A dash of chili‑infused simple syrup adds the heat of "Bombardeen chile ya cago todo", reflecting their spicy, unapologetic side. Fresh lime juice brings a bright, bilingual tang that mirrors their English‑Spanish mix and trans‑affirming identity. A splash of blue curaçao gives the drink a glitchy, digital hue, echoing endless gaming references like "ACTIVATE! ALCOHOLISM!!!!" and the chaotic world they describe in "The world just keeps gettin worse". Served over crushed ice with a chili pepper garnish, it’s a cocktail as wild and colorful as @DimitriNorvensk’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Dimitri's tweets repeatedly display a bold, confrontational attitude, like when they say "The only way for the 'boys drool girls rule' trans discourse is if a big enough trans girl account speaks out about it and calls everyone dumbasses". They aren't shy about criticizing authority or societal issues, evident in "Why did they think a battlepass would be a good idea?" and "America is so evil i hope it explodes". Their willingness to speak out against perceived injustice, even at the risk of backlash, shows the daring spirit of Gryffindor, as seen in "Trans twitter sucks and that makes me so sad :( why are we infighting we are in the same boat". While they occasionally show self‑serving motives, the dominant pattern is fearless self‑expression rather than calculated ambition, aligning more with Gryffindor's bravery than Slytherin's cunning.

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The relentless stream of angry, frustrated posts – from “Why did they think a battlepass would be a good idea?” to “The world just keeps gettin worse dude…” – shows a chronic sense of being overwhelmed. The tweet “Trans twitter sucks and that makes me so sad :(” reveals a feeling of isolation and being misunderstood, a core theme in Linkin Park’s “Numb.” The repeated self‑deprecating lines like “I’m such a greedy bastard holy shit” and the bleak “America is so evil i hope it explodes” echo the song’s chorus, “All I want is to be… not the way you want me to be,” expressing a desire to stop feeling pressured and to shut out the noise. In “Numb,” the narrator feels detached from the world, just as the user’s feed is filled with complaints that make them feel emotionally numbed. The song’s mix of heavy guitars and anguished vocals perfectly mirrors the user’s mix of gaming rage, political anger, and trans‑community frustration.

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