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The user’s impulsive, often careless remarks and bigoted statements resemble Homer’s typical clueless, politically incorrect behavior, such as "No puedo con tanta hipocresía, denme un arma y mandenme a gaza" and "Si mañana desapruebo es culpa de los judíos". Like Homer’s love for random antics, they frequently post random pictures like "Mira esta criaturica q encontré" and "La proyectada más heavy que he visto en mi vida". Their sudden swing to religious platitudes, e.g., "¡No te odiamos! Si cristo te ama, nosotros también, ntp😄😄", mirrors Homer’s occasional, shallow religious references. Overall, the mix of impulsive aggression, random meme posting, and shallow moralizing aligns best with Homer’s chaotic, ill‑considered personality.

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The user frequently engages the audience with outward‑focused, reactive posts, showing extraversion, as seen in tweets like 'Los comentarios llenos de gente que piensa que estar en contra de Israel es ser un zurdo progresista.' Their content is rooted in concrete, sensory details and everyday experiences, such as 'Mira esta criaturica q encontré' and 'Normalice comer arroz con cuchara,' indicating a sensing preference. They often express personal values and emotional judgments, for example '¡No te odiamos! Si cristo te ama, nosotros también' and 'Bendiciones,' which aligns with feeling. The posting style is spontaneous, varied and lacks a rigid structure, evident in random meme posts like 'Culo gordo tetas explosión,' reflecting a perceiving orientation.

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Cuban econ student, meme curator, RimWorld fan & political commentator. Once tried eating rice with a spoon. Proud Hispanist.– @Dimitro_cbn

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The Baracoa 40's Rebel mixes aged Cuban rum, the spirit of Cuba, with espresso for the "Estudiante de Economía" brain fuel, a chili-infused mezcal for the heated political debates like the tweet "Los comentarios llenos de gente que piensa que estar en contra de Israel es ser un zurdo progresista." Hibiscus syrup adds a bright, Hispanist flair, echoing the tweet "El hispanismo no promueve la inmigración" and the love for Latin culture. A dash of Angostura bitters reflects the bitter sarcasm in "Yo antes era liberal hasta que empecé a ver el canal de brigada antifraude, desde ese momento soy hispanista, le sigo desde que tenía como 15mil suscriptores." The cocktail’s fiery finish mirrors the user’s provocative style shown in "Me cansé de ser católico apostolico" and their nostalgic nod to "Baracoa años 40".

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The user shows an ambitious, cunning streak, as seen in the tweet 'Yo antes era liberal hasta que empecé a ver el canal de brigada antifraude, desde ese momento soy hispanista' and the desire for political power in 'Si fuera gobernador de Holguín lo primero que haría es prohibir las motorinas con música, es el subdesarrollo en su máxima expresión.' Their willingness to push controversial ideas and manipulate narratives is evident in 'No creo que el estado deba eliminar a los discapacitados mentales... son una carga para la sociedad' and the bold, reckless call 'No puedo con tanta hipocresía, denme un arma y mandenme a gaza.' These traits align best with Slytherin values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to achieve goals by any means.

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The Rage Against the Machine anthem 'Killing in the Name' captures Dimitro's combative and anti‑establishment vibe, as seen in tweets like 'No puedo con tanta hipocresía, denme un arma y mandenme a gaza' and 'Los comentarios llenos de gente que piensa que estar en contra de Israel es ser un zurdo progresista'. The song's repeated defiant refrain '...fuck you, I won't do what you tell me' mirrors his refusal to conform, evident in his claim 'Yo antes era liberal hasta que... ahora soy hispanista' and his disdain for communists ('No entiendo como pueden existir comunistas'). Additionally, the track’s raw aggression reflects his frequent war‑related imagery and provocative statements about weapons and conflict. The lyrical focus on fighting authority aligns with his self‑portrait as a 'hispanista' who challenges mainstream narratives. Overall, the high‑energy protest anthem fits his mix of political ranting, meme culture, and rebellious self‑image.

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