Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: His tweets are filled with humor and clever observations, like his comment about the inefficiency of traffic lights in Columbus.
- Self-deprecating: He often makes fun of himself, like when he admits to being too high to be in Kroger or when he confesses to fumbling a bag with a 'hot man' at a karaoke bar.
- Passionate: He expresses strong opinions about things he loves, like Erykah Badu and The 1975, and things he dislikes, like Kelly Bensimon from RHONY.
- Empathetic: He relates to others' experiences, like when he says he felt the earthquake as an empath, showing his ability to connect with others' emotions.
- Adventurous: He enjoys trying new things, like when he went to Vegas for 6 hours or when he bought a stained glass pumpkin lamp.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: He often makes spontaneous decisions, like getting a haircut, a new phone, and a weed delivery all on the same day, which can lead to unexpected consequences.
- Easily Distracted: He often gets sidetracked by things that interest him, like when he spent a long time making a mocktail or when he got distracted by a kinetic sand set.
- Overly Honest: He sometimes shares too much information, like when he confesses to having a panic attack or when he admits to being too high to be in Kroger.
- Prone to Anxiety: He openly discusses his struggles with anxiety and panic attacks, showing that he is vulnerable to these emotions.
- Overly Critical: He can be critical of others, like when he complains about the bartenders at a bar or when he expresses his dislike of Kelly Bensimon.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Will's love for alcohol, particularly Miller High Life, and his occasional struggles with overindulgence make him reminiscent of Barney Gumble. Barney's constant pursuit of beer and his tendency to make questionable decisions when intoxicated mirror Will's love for cocktails and his admissions to being 'too high' in public. 'Sometimes I wonder why I moved back to Columbus then I pay no more than $3 for a Miller high life and everything falls into place [picture]' This tweet shows his love for Miller High Life and his appreciation for the simple things in life, just like Barney.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Miller High Life, because you're the only thing that makes me feel good.
- I'm not sure if you're a bartender or a cocktail, but I want to get to know you better.
- Are you a cat? Because I could get lost in your eyes.
- I'm not sure what's more intoxicating, you or a good mocktail.
- If you're ever feeling down, I'm here to be your personal weed delivery service.
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Bidet owner, sometimes philosopher, lover of cocktails, reality TV, and all things Irish. 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸– @dimwittgenstein
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Hufflepuff
Will's loyalty to his friends and family, his dedication to his work, and his down-to-earth personality align with the values of Hufflepuff. He often expresses his love for his mother, his partner, and his friends, showcasing his loyalty. He is also dedicated to his job, even though he sometimes complains about it, and his tweets often reflect his everyday experiences, showing his grounded nature. 'Yeah I made a honey simple syrup with honey that my mom harvested from her bees and yeah I made bees knees and watched the sunset drinking them, what of it? [2 pictures]' This tweet shows his loyalty to his mother and his dedication to enjoying simple pleasures. 'Adams working his adult job in our spare bedroom and I’m in the living room playing with kinetic sand [picture]' This tweet shows his dedication to his partner and his down-to-earth personality.
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High Life - The Lumineers
This song's upbeat tempo, catchy lyrics, and themes of escaping reality and enjoying the simple things in life resonate with Will's love for Miller High Life and his tendency to seek out moments of carefree joy. His tweets about being 'too high' in Kroger, his fondness for mocktails, and his appreciation for the simple pleasures of life, like watching the sunset while drinking cocktails, align with the song's themes of finding happiness in the everyday. 'Sometimes I wonder why I moved back to Columbus then I pay no more than $3 for a Miller high life and everything falls into place [picture]' This tweet shows his love for Miller High Life and his appreciation for the simple things in life, just like the song 'High Life' suggests.
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