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Your Simpsons character
They come off as witty, introspective, and emotionally intense in a way that fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa, they’re stressed but still high-achieving and self-aware, joking about school pressure with posts like “2 at home tests due tonight, another test tomorrow and another test the day after. Let's all go live in the woods” and “Cramming for a math test and with tears in my eyes I just thought ‘I’m goated’”. They show strong, sometimes heavy introspection and mental health awareness, as in “I should probably start seeing a mental health professional again 🧐”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to analyze her own mind and emotions. Their mix of righteous frustration and moral takes on media and fandom—like “Me when a character design says something about the character instead of jingling keys in my face and drawing dicks all over that character’s culture” and “All the new ai stuff makes me Nauseous!!!”—is very Lisa-coded. At the same time, they’re very affectionate and earnest about the people they love, shown in posts like “I love my girlfriend so much bruh I hope we get married” and “My friend said I look like an otter… Humans are so beautiful and diversity is the best thing in the world”, which fits Lisa’s soft-hearted idealism. Even when they’re snarky or dramatic, there’s a thoughtful, principled core that makes Lisa the closest match.

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They come across as highly socially engaged and people‑oriented, constantly talking about friends, classmates, mutuals, and their girlfriend, which fits Extraversion; for example, they describe being at a banquet and trying not to laugh at an old man singing in “At this fancy banquet and its an old man singing rn. Dont laugh though. You cant laugh” and vent about chaotic hallways in “Astaghfirullah bro these people are impotent I cant be in the hallway playing a game of dodge the ten man friend group every fucking day”. Their tweets are full of imaginative AUs, character analysis, and patterns in fandom behavior, signaling Intuition; e.g., they discuss an AU version of Rui in “In my AU this Rui is in his mid forties and cant do his makeup for shit” and critique design/representation in “Me when a character design says something about the character instead of jingling keys in my face and drawing dicks all over that character’s culture”. They emphasize values, relationships, and moral discomfort (AI, racism, fandom cruelty), which suggests Feeling: they express tenderness toward their girlfriend in “I love my girlfriend so much bruh I hope we get married” and distress over AI tools in “All the new ai stuff makes me Nauseous!!!”. Their life and school tweets feel spontaneous and deadline‑driven rather than structured or planned out, aligning with Perceiving; they complain about cramming and last‑minute work in “Cramming for a math test and with tears in my eyes I just thought ‘I’m goated’” and about Google Classroom lagging right before a due time in “When I have an assignment due at 11:59 is when google classroom wants to load for 12 minutes Actually fuck my life bro”. Taken together—socially expressive, imaginative and fandom‑theoretical, highly value‑driven, and somewhat scattered with deadlines—they most closely resemble an ENFP profile.

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Student, artist & chronic assignment dodger. Once forgot to eat all day and wondered why food smelled like a full moon. Vocaloid/Sekai brainrot included.– @dingdongdropded

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is sharp, dramatic, and a little unhinged—like someone who says “(Injured and bleeding) my yuri……. my yuri……….” and keeps drinking mangoes even when they make their mouth itchy (“Mangos aren't supposed to make your mouth itchy to my knowledge. This has no importance to me and I will keep eating them”). The chili-infused vodka captures their chaotic, cursing-through-the-pain energy (“When I have an assignment due at 11:59 is when google classroom wants to load for 12 minutes Actually fuck my life bro”; “Hoping it's just the Slime because if I got my period in the middle of this train station they will name a memorial day after everyone who crosses me today”). Rose & lychee liqueur is for the soft, romantic core that misses and draws their girlfriend (“I miss my girlfriend so i am drawing her”; “I love my girlfriend so much bruh I hope we get married”). Yuzu juice brings a bright, slightly sour kick, reflecting their sharp opinions on fandoms, ships, and media (“Really really hate this au I feel like it exists for people who like the idea of akitoya but dont want to actually think about the characters. Shipslop”; “All the new ai stuff makes me Nauseous!!!”). Matcha honey syrup nods to their cozy-brainrot, online-but-self-aware side (“Writing fics is hard for me because I translate my every thought into therapy speak. Spiritually millennial”; “need to continue watching skip and loafer”), while the splash of Rio Punch Monster or citrus soda is pure gremlin gamer/anime fan energy (“Rio punch monster tastes like lip balm”; “What Sekai game are you playing”). Strong but playful, weird but affectionate, it’s the kind of drink you’d order right before saying “I’m about 16 17 years old right now” and then live-tweeting your breakdown about tests and vocaloids.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show an analytical, meta way of thinking that fits Ravenclaw more than any other house. For example, they dissect fandom behavior and media rather than just reacting, like when they critique brainrot discourse and the refusal to accept a lyric’s actual meaning in Vocaloid fandom: “I thinj it’s really funny when people act like brainrot is morally reprehensible. Like vocaloid fans who refuse to believe that the line in PPPP is actually tung tung tung sahur because they cant imagine their sweet anime girls saying that”. They take a similar analytical stance toward character writing and subtlety, arguing about narrative choices in Project Sekai with takes like “IMO the real answer is subtlety. N25 is unsubtle and fans like that.” and media critique such as “Me when a character design says something about the character instead of jingling keys in my face and drawing dicks all over that character’s culture”. Their humor is also very cerebral and self-reflective, e.g. “Writing fics is hard for me because I translate my every thought into therapy speak. Spiritually millennial” and “i feel more like myself when i type with proper casing but sometimes i am too lazy to do that........ dr jekyll and mr hyde”, which shows a tendency to observe and frame their own behavior in a conceptual way. While they clearly care deeply about their girlfriend and friends, the dominant pattern across their tweets is intellectualized commentary—on fandom, media, language, and even themselves—making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic humor, stress, and a sharp awareness of how messed up everything feels while you’re still technically a kid. They juggle school pressure and mental health with dark wit, like when they say “2 at home tests due tonight, another test tomorrow and another test the day after. Let's all go live in the woods” and “I should probably start seeing a mental health professional again 🧐”. Their timeline is full of loud emotions and dramatic reactions — “(Injured and bleeding) my yuri……. my yuri……….”, “Breaking a bone doesnt hurt as much as i thought it would. Damn” — which fits the song’s exaggerated, almost theatrical angst. They’re also extremely online, media‑obsessed, and self‑aware, from Vocaloid brainrot like “danganronpa as vines vflower vflower mmd…” to joking about identity and the world with lines like “It is never a good day to be brown”. Teenagers is about living in a world that feels hostile while you cope with humor and defiance, which mirrors their mix of cynicism, tenderness for their girlfriend and friends, and constant joking through the chaos.

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