dionkisser
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The user’s frequent expressions of depression, suicidal thoughts, and feeling abandoned (e.g., "Just gonna kms at this point I think. I'm so done with my family and I can't take it anymore.") echo Moe’s well‑known bouts of despair and his many suicide attempts. Their need for constant validation from an online community ("I think instead of money everyone should pay me in photos of dion" and "Sorry if I don't reply as much, not ignoring anyone I'm just so mentally drained.") mirrors Moe’s reliance on his bar patrons for any sense of worth. Complaints about healthcare (“My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled…”) and the physical pain they describe are similar to Moe’s chronic health issues and self‑neglect. The pattern of posting emotional updates then withdrawing (“Taking a break from socials, sorry if I'm not as active…”) matches Moe’s erratic cycles of seeking attention and then retreating. Overall, the combination of loneliness, depressive ideation, and desperate craving for connection aligns most closely with Moe Szyslak.

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They show extroverted energy by constantly reaching out to followers, e.g., "Everyone show me ur pets now pls" and "I love you guys 🫂". Their tweets often focus on possibilities and imaginative fandom ideas, such as "Gonna cook up some fire selfship lore" and "I may only talk about dion and terence mostly but I actually love everyone in ffxvi so much" indicating intuition. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, seen in statements like "I'm so glad most phoenixflare shippers have me blocked" and "I feel like everyone despises me" which reflect feeling. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, with frequent changes in activity and mood: "Taking a break from socials", "I think I'm gonna deactivate idk", and "I'm so done with my family" suggest a perceiving preference.

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Cat-loving gamer & FFXVI enthusiast. Sharing lore, memes, & mental health check-ins. Proud fan of Dion & Terence. Once fought a superboss at lvl 18.– @dionkisser

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The vodka base offers a neutral canvas, echoing the user's wish for a fresh start after feeling overwhelmed, as they wrote 'Taking a break from socials, sorry if I'm not as active or don't reply or anything. My mental health is so bad so I need this break.' A swirl of raspberry puree adds bright, romantic sweetness that mirrors their endless declarations of love like 'I am married to Dion, Terence, Cid, Clive, Jill, Benedikta, Barnabas, Fang, Strohl, Ravus, Noctis, Ardyn and Aranea. Lmao.' Lavender honey syrup provides soothing calm to balance the anxiety they feel about fireworks, referenced in 'Fireworks should be banned istg' and the cats' stress. A bold espresso shot introduces a bitter edge that reflects their frustration with medical care, captured in 'My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled if they'd just actually gave a fuck.' Finally, sparkling rose water adds a fizzy, celebratory finish, reminiscent of the excitement they share when posting fan content, as in 'I want to see dion's cut content.'

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The user repeatedly shows loyalty and care for friends, family, and pets, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They write 'I love friends that let me yap about random stuff' and 'I love you guys sm', indicating dedication to their community. Their concern for their cats during fireworks ('People are setting off fireworks near my house and it's scaring my cats so much. I genuinely think fireworks should be banned') demonstrates empathy and a protective nature. The bio 'No 1 Dion and Terence Defender' and numerous tweets about marrying or protecting beloved characters reflect a strong commitment to loved ones, aligning with Hufflepuff values.

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The song "Hurt" captures the raw pain and hopelessness expressed in many of the tweets. For example, the user writes "Just gonna kms at this point I think. I'm so done with my family and I can't take it anymore." which mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel". They also vent about feeling abandoned, saying "I feel like everyone despises me" and "My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled if they'd just actually gave a fuck." The repeated pleas for a break and mental health struggles, such as "My mental health is so bad so I need this break", echo the song's themes of inner torment and the desire for relief. Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of "Hurt" aligns closely with the user's emotional state.

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