dionkisser
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares personal feelings openly, e.g., "Just muted my step mother... I feel like I healed a little"
- Passionate: Shows intense fandom devotion, repeatedly posting about marrying Dion and Terence
- Community-oriented: Regularly asks followers for pet pictures and engages with mutuals
- Resilient: Discusses overcoming physical challenges, like using a walking aid and reduced pain
- Creative: Creates fan content such as self‑ship lore and FFXVI shrine updates
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts sudden suicidal statements, e.g., "Just gonna kms at this point..."
- Inconsistent: Apologizes for not replying due to mental‑health breaks, indicating erratic engagement
- Attention-seeking: Requests photos and wants payment in pictures, like "I think everyone should pay me in photos of dion"
- Volatile: Fluctuates between extreme emotions, from love to hate of characters
- Neglectful: Complains about doctors and pain without seeking help, e.g., "My doctors are so shit..."
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user’s frequent expressions of depression, suicidal thoughts, and feeling abandoned (e.g., "Just gonna kms at this point I think. I'm so done with my family and I can't take it anymore.") echo Moe’s well‑known bouts of despair and his many suicide attempts. Their need for constant validation from an online community ("I think instead of money everyone should pay me in photos of dion" and "Sorry if I don't reply as much, not ignoring anyone I'm just so mentally drained.") mirrors Moe’s reliance on his bar patrons for any sense of worth. Complaints about healthcare (“My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled…”) and the physical pain they describe are similar to Moe’s chronic health issues and self‑neglect. The pattern of posting emotional updates then withdrawing (“Taking a break from socials, sorry if I'm not as active…”) matches Moe’s erratic cycles of seeking attention and then retreating. Overall, the combination of loneliness, depressive ideation, and desperate craving for connection aligns most closely with Moe Szyslak.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show extroverted energy by constantly reaching out to followers, e.g., "Everyone show me ur pets now pls" and "I love you guys 🫂". Their tweets often focus on possibilities and imaginative fandom ideas, such as "Gonna cook up some fire selfship lore" and "I may only talk about dion and terence mostly but I actually love everyone in ffxvi so much" indicating intuition. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, seen in statements like "I'm so glad most phoenixflare shippers have me blocked" and "I feel like everyone despises me" which reflect feeling. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, with frequent changes in activity and mood: "Taking a break from socials", "I think I'm gonna deactivate idk", and "I'm so done with my family" suggest a perceiving preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you accept payment in Dion photos—how about I start with a picture of me, smiling, holding a sign that says 'Will you be my player 2?'
- Your cats get anxious around fireworks, but I promise to be the safe shelter you both can purr into—maybe over a coffee?
- If we were in FFXVI, I’d be the hidden support skill that boosts the Dion‑Terence relationship meter—ready to level up together?
- I may not have a walking aid like yours, but I can be the steady hand that guides you through every boss fight and life’s obstacles.
- Let’s swap playlists: you share your favorite Enter Shikari track, I share a meme of Dion, and we see who can make the other smile first.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Cat-loving gamer & FFXVI enthusiast. Sharing lore, memes, & mental health check-ins. Proud fan of Dion & Terence. Once fought a superboss at lvl 18.– @dionkisser
Your signature cocktail
Dion's Dreamkiss
The vodka base offers a neutral canvas, echoing the user's wish for a fresh start after feeling overwhelmed, as they wrote 'Taking a break from socials, sorry if I'm not as active or don't reply or anything. My mental health is so bad so I need this break.' A swirl of raspberry puree adds bright, romantic sweetness that mirrors their endless declarations of love like 'I am married to Dion, Terence, Cid, Clive, Jill, Benedikta, Barnabas, Fang, Strohl, Ravus, Noctis, Ardyn and Aranea. Lmao.' Lavender honey syrup provides soothing calm to balance the anxiety they feel about fireworks, referenced in 'Fireworks should be banned istg' and the cats' stress. A bold espresso shot introduces a bitter edge that reflects their frustration with medical care, captured in 'My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled if they'd just actually gave a fuck.' Finally, sparkling rose water adds a fizzy, celebratory finish, reminiscent of the excitement they share when posting fan content, as in 'I want to see dion's cut content.'
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user repeatedly shows loyalty and care for friends, family, and pets, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They write 'I love friends that let me yap about random stuff' and 'I love you guys sm', indicating dedication to their community. Their concern for their cats during fireworks ('People are setting off fireworks near my house and it's scaring my cats so much. I genuinely think fireworks should be banned') demonstrates empathy and a protective nature. The bio 'No 1 Dion and Terence Defender' and numerous tweets about marrying or protecting beloved characters reflect a strong commitment to loved ones, aligning with Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Johnny Cash
The song "Hurt" captures the raw pain and hopelessness expressed in many of the tweets. For example, the user writes "Just gonna kms at this point I think. I'm so done with my family and I can't take it anymore." which mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel". They also vent about feeling abandoned, saying "I feel like everyone despises me" and "My doctors are so shit. They could've stopped me from becoming permanently disabled if they'd just actually gave a fuck." The repeated pleas for a break and mental health struggles, such as "My mental health is so bad so I need this break", echo the song's themes of inner torment and the desire for relief. Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of "Hurt" aligns closely with the user's emotional state.
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